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Master & Paddy
Nov 20 2003 02:52pm

Mookie
 - ex-Student
Mookie
MASTER & PADDY
Another damned song by:
Kenyon & B.Joel
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Master and Paddy were the
Popular steadies
And the king and the queen
Of the prom
Riding around with the car top
Down and the radio on
Nobody looked any finer
Or was more of a hit at the
Parkway Diner
We never knew we could want more
Than that out of life
Surely Master & Paddy would
Always know how to survive.

Master & Paddy were still going
Steady in the summer of '75
when they decided the marriage would
Be at the end of July
Everyone said they were Krazy
"Master you know you're much too lazy
Paddy could never afford to live that
Kind of life."
But there we were wavin' Master and
Paddy goodbye.

They got an apartment with deep
Pile carpet
And a couple of paintings from Sears
A big waterbed that they bought
With the bread
They had saved for a couple
Of years
They started to fight when the
Money got tight
And they just didn't count on
The tears.

They lived for a while in a
Very nice style
But it's always the same in the end
They got a divorce as a matter
Of course
And they parted the closest
Of friends
Then the king and the queen went
Back to the green
But you can never go back
There again.

Master and Paddy had had it
Already by the summer of '75
From the high to the low to
The end of the show
For the rest of their lives
They couldn't go back to
The greasers
The best they could do was
Pick up the pieces
We always knew they would both
Find a way to get by
That's all I heard about
Master and Paddy
Can't tell you more than I
Told you already
And here we are wavin' Master
And Paddy goodbye.

(For the original song, check out the album "The Stranger" or "Billy Joel's Greatest Hits" and listen to "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant, third part of the orchestration that lasts seven minutes.)


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Nov 20 2003 03:30pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

The Netherlands, but my dad's American. :) It's a deal!

Nov 20 2003 03:08pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

Where you from matey ? Join the ranks of virty and me as academy rhymers :P
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Descended from a line of great Jedi
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