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Nov 22 2003 02:23pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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Bail Hope of Belouve
Allright people, for school I have to write a lyric for a christmas party
I will have to sing it with 16 other people
and it has to be fun, cool, funny, but not insulting and so on...
Anyone, got a good opening line?
And please make it ryme:D

SO, someone says a line, or two, or how much he likes, and someone else goes on :D

I'll probably use your ideas, so please go right ahead

and thanks in advance :D
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This post was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Nov 23 2003 04:26pm.

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Nov 23 2003 04:16pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

Allrighty then, let's start this

I say the first line
someone says something that rymes
and by doing so, we'll make a song :P
This should be interesting :)
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

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Nov 23 2003 02:39pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Hehehehhe :D
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Nov 23 2003 11:41am

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

Allrighty then... :P
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Nov 23 2003 10:07am

Wolfwood
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 Wolfwood

Lmao :P
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Nov 23 2003 07:21am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

i've heard that before. look up the cky , santa's coming song , from bam-margeras band,
[contains bad words][you B****]
*you better watch out you better not cry , you better not pout , i'm tellin you why [evilly]I'M GUNNA KILL YOU , I;'M GUNNA KILL , SHUT THE FUCK ,[NORMAL, hes makin a list , he's checkin it twice, hess guna find out whos a fucker. [evilly]NOBODYS GETT'IN FUCK!!!, YOU HEAR MEEEAAA , NOBODYS GETTIN ANY TOYS. [screaming] NOBODYS GETTIN FUCK!!! , he's knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake , he does'nt know about the god-damn thing, cause the whole fuckin thing is fake.[elf][high voice] santa is there anything i can do , [santa]IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO!? YOU CAN GET BACK TO WORK!!!!. you better watch out , you better not cry. you better not pout im tellin you why. CAUSE I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!!, I'M GUNNA KILL YOU , YOU LITLE FUCK!, hes makin a list ,hes checkin it twice , hes gunna find out whos a fucker!!! AND NOBODYS GETTIN FUCK!!!, YOU HEAR ME , NOBODYS GETTIN ANYMORE TOYS!!!.ALL I WANT TO DO , IS FUCKIN SLAY!!!! HES KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING, he knows when are awake , your stocking's filled , with [i cant tell what he said] cause your spoiled brat ass dick. you better make sure you learn how to spell, cause if you dont , your burnin in HELL , santa claues is comin , SANta cLaus is comin . i said , santa claus , SANTA CLAUS IS COM IN, SANTA IS COMIN , TO TOWN , OOOOOOOOOOOO. [GUITAR SOLO]


[freestyle chinese rap]
IF YOU SEE ME EAT JELLO , I CAN KICK YOU HIGHER THEN YOU CAN KICK ME , EVERYBODY IN THE PHONEBOOK NAME CHANG, EVERYBODY WANT OT SEE ME BREADCK A LWG , 55 WANA SE ME , TAKE A SHIT , KUNG FU , YOU WANT MY BUFFET, YOU FUKKING GAY, WATCH THIS I CAN TIPTOE WHILE YOU TAKE PISSS, IN YOUR BATHROOM , WHILE YOUR LITTLE BOY SHITS , HOOOOOOOOOOOOUYYYYAAA , ICAN KICK YOU IF YOUI DONT PAY THE VBILLS , CHING CHANG CUUHHY , PUT YOU IN A BAMBOO CAGE , AND POKE TILL YOU FEEL ALL MY RAGE ,NO1 GUNNA TO NAPALM ME , THAT DAMN SHIT , DUN BLEW AWAY MY WHOLE CITY , DELIVERY IF FREE , BUT NOT FROM ME , IF YOU WANT A LITTLE MYTH THAT IS 50 CENT BITCH , EVERYTHING COST A LITTLE BIT , AT LEAST FROM ME , CHING CHANNG CUUY ,. haiya , hooua , nuananackdaknakdanowadaidai.:alliance:

Nov 22 2003 04:50pm

Wolfwood
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 Wolfwood

hehehehehe :D
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Nov 22 2003 03:20pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

yeah, WolfWood it does sound familiar :P
I was just trying to see what you people would make off it :P
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Nov 22 2003 02:51pm

Wolfwood
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 Wolfwood

****Might contain harsh words, read on your own risk****

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
'Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!'

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain


:D:D (I bet it sounds familiar :P)
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This comment was edited by Wolfwood on Nov 22 2003 02:53pm.

Nov 22 2003 02:27pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

First sentence:

Down in the workshop, all the elves are making toys

(make something that rymes :D)
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

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Nov 22 2003 02:27pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

It's possible... :)
Just you can't make fun of things like Jesus Christ, but it must be fun to sing and listen to :D
You people can do it, come on!:)
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Nov 22 2003 02:25pm

Jacen Aratan
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Jake, Kenyon, Virty....... where are you...?

And it must not insult people, yet still be fun and cool? Impossible.

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