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Sep 09 2025 04:06am

Icco
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Icco
ok, i live in an area with alot of animals. but yesterday i saw some scary sh**. a guy was playing golf and he was hitting over a large hill. he hit the ball and nailed a cow in the head, and the cow fell over. u guys have any strange random stories like this?
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Feb 05 2003 06:40am

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

mUU000000oooooooo

so, no idea which animal fits to a "EWEWEW" sound ?
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Feb 05 2003 06:08am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

:eek: gabba that is one of the nastiest things i heard in a long time.... :eek:
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Feb 05 2003 12:17am

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

moo.
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/Icco


Feb 04 2003 08:26pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

pulling up his pants O_O Sheep, stuck in a fence O_O AH!
Well, funny things? nope. Scary things? nope. interesting things? somewhat. i forget them though...


Note: MO0oO0Oo0o0o0o0000ooOOO000OO00ooo

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Feb 04 2003 07:51pm

Gabba
 - Ex-Student
 Gabba

I saw a bloke pulling up his pants while he was standing behind a sheep that had its head stuck in a wire fence. we threw stones at him and called him name's (as you do when your a kid)
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This comment was edited by Gabba on Feb 04 2003 07:52pm.

Feb 04 2003 10:04am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

m00000000oooooooooooo

oh wait doh !
mu0000000000000ooooooo

btw any idea what "ewew" might sound alike ? ;)
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Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Feb 04 2003 08:09am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

congrats exar! or should i say moooooo?
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Feb 04 2003 04:10am

Lord Exar Kun
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 Lord Exar Kun

LOL!! nice story!
btw: it really is m000000000000000000000000!!

BTW2: This was my 400th post!! yay!! woohoo!!
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Feb 03 2003 11:46am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

cookies ?

one word:
muooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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"Renfield, you idiot!"


Feb 03 2003 10:40am

Master Lew
 - Student
 Master Lew

no, it's Milk.
Got Milk?
I got the cookies.:D
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Feb 03 2003 08:53am

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

it's muoooooooooooooooow

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Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Feb 03 2003 08:24am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

no no... it's MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo....
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Feb 02 2003 12:29pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

its moooooooooooooooooo
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/Icco


Feb 02 2003 05:44am

Dani
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 Dani

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Feb 01 2003 09:41pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

interesting stories... i think i now know who the weirdo's are ;) .

p.s. this gives me a good reason to see whos on a server before i join ;)
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


Feb 01 2003 02:54pm

Trad Redav
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 Trad Redav

ROTFl 2 salt's second one!!!!!!

lol


lol


uhhhhhh


hmm. what interesting's happened to me... hmm...

well

one day at chess club thingie, i was chess-ing someone who was 'testing a strategie' i got him in about 10 moves :) he got a rematch with me, and we both did the excact, EXCACT some thing ... and i lost

how is this possible?? i swear it's true! i was watching every move he made!
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Feb 01 2003 06:50am

SaltyDJ
 - Ex-Student
 SaltyDJ

Lol, Bubu, and Hector...well...*politely ignores skulls on Thrawn's keyboard*.

I have a few weird events happen to me in the past.

I'll probs start with the time I was with my family in Venice...
We were sitting at a café near one of the towers(Can't remember the names of them, that design with the bookworm lion) and anyway...this pidgeon just came screaming down and exploded on the ground less than 15 meters away, I got up to see what it was (NOT a pretty sight I tell u) and a bunch of American tourists started eagerly taking pics of it :eek:.

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When I was having a BB gun war with my friends we noticed some really old lights with those paper exteriors, left by some celebration, so we decided to get some target practice on them...
So we were hitting them (they kinda blow up when u hit them, it's pretty cool) and my friend David tries to hit this one behind some branches. He misses the light, and then we hear this ear piercing *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH* and a cat flies outta the tree and runs 4 it's life across the road :P


Viva los Iguanas amigos!

This comment was edited by SaltyDJ on Feb 01 2003 06:52am.

Feb 01 2003 02:18am

Aron
 - Retired
 Aron

lol thats sick :)
I never had anything funny like that, ive seen people jump of buildings, ive seen a stabbing, ive seen a 5 minute fresh corps gunned down in a drive-by... No real fun stuff that is....


edit:

Just remembered this:

About a year ago, i was sitting with my brother and some friends in front of the Irish Pub, where we usually hang out, it was about 10 pm.
50 meters across, there was this weird guy, sitting alone on a bench; unshaven, large sunglasses, mumbling his own lil' language. You get the picture probably ;)
In front of him, he had his bike, on which he lent on.
We kinda ignored him for the time being. After 15 mins or so, he grabbed a bottle of beer, and some plastic cups from the bag on his bike.

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Drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking
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11 pm.

The entire bench was full of plastic cups and beer cans, it looked really funny :)
Then he suddenly grabbed a bottle of wodka, and noticed he was running out of plastic cups, so he drank from the bottle. He was shouting at his "audience", that is, everybody who was sitting there, in front of the Irish Pub.

THE WORLD IS ENDING!! RUN!! HIDE!! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME, YOU LIL' GREEN BASTARDS!!! NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO DONT TAKE ME!!!

My bro decided to play along a bit, so he started waving at him. The guy started shouting again, now at my brother..
Then he stood up, so we started to be cautious ;)

But then again, drunks dont walk, so he landed right on his face and didnt wake up....


ps. Dont tell me you actually read this... ;)


This comment was edited by Aron on Feb 01 2003 02:28am.

Feb 01 2003 12:28am

Hector Thrawn
 - Ex-Student
 Hector Thrawn

oh and for all the cow lvrs out there:

mMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!

:D



Feb 01 2003 12:18am

Hector Thrawn
 - Ex-Student
 Hector Thrawn

oh come on, you have no idea how much fun it is shaking the mice out of the skulls brain cavity each year as wwe prepare for H-day.

actually if this disturbes you it would probably be best to distance yourself from both me and my family as quickly as possible, we done better stuff than that, for example my brother gashes his head open on vacation so what does my mome do? take a few dramatic/humorous pictures, pull out a sewing kit and stich up the wound (she still practiced medicen back then so it was ok) and then complained that we needed to run or we would miss whatever art/history meuseam that we were going to. what adds to it is that i still remmeber this becuase i had a somewhat advanced form of lymes desieas at the time and was hospitalized upon getting home, where i spent the rest of the summer having needles jabed into my are every week or so (and a huge one in my spine, but i think they put me under for that one).

::edit:: if you dont think any of what i said is true... well ignorance is bliss in your case, other wise just ask ulic, hes known use long enough (poor bas'rd)

This comment was edited by Hector Thrawn on Feb 01 2003 12:20am.

Feb 01 2003 12:06am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

hector.. i'm not sure i would want to ever meet you... :eek:
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Feb 01 2003 12:02am

Hector Thrawn
 - Ex-Student
 Hector Thrawn

every spring and fall my family and i go to my uncles farm to collect cow bones from cows that were killed by willed dogs, or died on accident (ie slipping down a hill, getting caught in the mud). then we use the bones for decorations for halloween by reconstructing the skeletons (usually in weird ways) as well as lining our front walk with skulls and digging a pit to place misc. bones in, this has made us one of the neihborhood favorites (says alot about our block). this year, i hung them in my dorm floor for a competion, we lost because we freaked out all but o0ne of the judges when i informed them they were real and one wasnt quite "clean" yet.

Jan 31 2003 11:59pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

moooo :D

i killed a duck with a BB gun once... from about 100 meters away.. i didn't mean to kill it.. :( it was a long time ago.
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Jan 31 2003 08:00pm

MINDofSIN
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 MINDofSIN

lmao, poor cow.

I was at a friends house(farm) and he grinned and asked: "Want to go cow tipping?". Not wanting to sound like an idiot, I said okay.

We grabbed flashlights and went out into the pasture...and pushed over the poor cows as they slept...

Mind you, this was years ago.
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Jan 31 2003 07:55pm

Kalheka
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 Kalheka

The wierdest thing I can think of is the day I was driving up north and went through a state police blockade, they were looking for an ostrich that had gotten loose from a circus that was coming through.
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