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dose - ex-Student  |
Who do you think would win if Santa and Jesus got in a bare-knuckle boxing fight? Be specific in your answer. Keep in mind, both have super powers. _______________ "If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything , I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to try very hard to stay alive Nick. Now do you understand everything that I have said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you!" |
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Who do you think would win in a bare-knuckle boxing fight? (edit) make that a no rules wrestling match. Just to make things more interesting!
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dose - Ex-Student 
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Thanks Ulik, I guess I have to spell it out a bit more clearly. _______________ "If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything , I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to try very hard to stay alive Nick. Now do you understand everything that I have said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you!" |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Quote: If you don't want to hear us making harmless jokes about different christmas figures then DON'T READ THIS THREAD. What it should read is: ....then DON'T CONTINUE TO READ THIS THREAD. Thank you much. As from Boondock Saints: "Continue the joke." _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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dose, this is prolly the last post i'll make on this thread: Quote: If you don't want to hear us making harmless jokes about different christmas figures then DON'T READ THIS THREAD. That doesn't make sense, u can't tell somebody just not to see things he doesn't like. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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No.. Jesus will smash Santa, he'll drown him in the ocean  |
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Drunkenduck - Ex-Student 
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mmhhh I think jesus will let santa win for the kids   _______________ Quack! |
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joca_bt - Student 
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Santa would win, Santa is heavier :p _______________ - Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button |
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Silencio - Student 
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Meh, I think it really depends on how motivated jesus are for the fight. Does he want to win, or is he content with losing.. again? If he wanted to win, I'm sure he could whip out a can of old-testamentical whoop-ass. And if it's tag team, then santa wouldn't stand a chance.. I mean, when your partner can flood the whole world if things go bad, you have a pretty good shot _______________ Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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Dude, Jesus posseses something like the Force, he'll just Push away the bullets or anything else that Santa guy tries |
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Mreoton - Student |
yea but santa is a massive beach ball so he will float |
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Rosie - Student 
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Course Jesus will win, the boxing can take place on water, there's noooway that Santa will float or will he?...hmm...neeeh |
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Orion - Retired 
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none of them win! THE ONION WINS!!!! _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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dose - Ex-Student 
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Dude, if you're that sensitive with putting Jesus in a boxing ring with Santa then don't come into this thread and start telling me what to do. We're just joking around. If you don't want to hear us making harmless jokes about different christmas figures then DON'T READ THIS THREAD. Either way, Santa could totally reach into his bag and take out anything, like a tommy gun or something and chop Jesus' balls off. (looks like Santa's winning by one point) _______________ "If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything , I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to try very hard to stay alive Nick. Now do you understand everything that I have said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you!" This comment was edited by dose on Dec 16 2003 02:38am. |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student
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ok, that's just pure offensive |
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Someone with a dumb beard like jesus DESERVES to be made fun of! |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student
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I'm just saying u shouldn't make jokes like that about jesus! sry, i'll change my occupation then |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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Jesus will win, he'll use to Force Drain Fat on Santa |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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Maeglin you think it's funny putting "Terrorist of the JA" as your occupation?? I mean people might take you seriously!! Just like you take this thread... take it easy _______________ make install -not war |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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i dont think it's funny to "put jesus in a boxing ring", neway he wouldn't like it either.. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
I'm sorry, NB, but I cannot see how anyone can take offense in something this harmless. He's not in anyway saying Jesus sucks or something alike, is he? No. He's merely trying to make a fun little thread, for people to post in, and have a bit of fun in. |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student
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wtf is behind this? ur crazy!! this absolutely does not make sense.. yay, let's put jesus and santa in a boxing ring and let them fight eachother.... UR INSANE !!!! EDIT: and yes, im christian This comment was edited by Marcel Mandarijn on Dec 14 2003 10:45am. |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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I saw this one on South Park _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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VirusD - Student 
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jesus sucks but has power hmmmm .. hard to say ill stick to jesuusss _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Jesus, being Almighty, would certainly win...unless he started in with that turn-the-other-cheek stuff and just _let_ Santa win. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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definetely santa it is a worldwide fact that "big" people have more strenght... but still... maybe Jesus would start Kata spamming _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Claudite - Ex-Student |
Jesus, ph00l3z! He would straight away unleash his Super-Mega-Buster-Cannon-Kamehameha-Hadoken-Like-Thing, and blow Santa into a million peices. Heheheheh... ___ |0| There's an eyeball... _______________ Yeah, so I have a lot of eggs.- Strong Bad |
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