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Lackeh- Retired - Student  |
I know Virtue has a movie quotes post already but damnit all that keeps poping in my head is T.V. quotes. So now the is a post for that. If you hurt her, I'll rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. A vauge disclaimer is nobodys friend. - Willow; Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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Apologetic - Student 
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"Im just taking the kid out! whats wrong with that?" "Well...theres about 37 things wrong theres-" "NO NO YOU WILL NOT LIST THEM ALL I WILL SLAP YOU IF YOU LIST THEM ALL!" -Forgot the title "What did i tell you about scratching with fruit?" "Nothing" "Well...i didnt think it would come up." [A little while longer] "Dad you said no scratching with fruit!" "Aht![Points at a carrot]This is a vegtable!" [While showing a new frige invention] *Pushes a button and frige opens* "What do ya think?" "I think i still need to walk over to get the food out." _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 17 2003 02:52am. |
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Squibit - Student 
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"it's called a Zatniqatar" "We'll call em Zats" --Star gate _______________ Quote: fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p Quote: FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once
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Squibit - Student 
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"Will I ever see you again?" "All paths lead to the Great road" "Yea,h i was thinking before then?" He smiles "Many cross along the way" --Stargate _______________ Quote: fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p Quote: FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once
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Squibit - Student
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"HEY, WE SAVED YOUR LITTLE GERY BUTTS FROM THE REPLICATORS ! YOU OWE US!" -- Jack talking to the asguard Daniel and sam looking only at Jacks side of the conversation, turn to each other "Little grey butts ?" -- Star wars _______________ Quote: fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p Quote: FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once
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Squibit - Student
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"People usualy die when they are frozen Te'ulk" -- Jack "Nor do they usualy breath when they are dead!" -- Te'ulk -- Stargate _______________ Quote: fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p Quote: FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once
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Squibit - Student
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"We are going to have to jump" - Russian woman Jack looks around a bit.... "Out of the plane !" -- star gate _______________ Quote: fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p Quote: FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once
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Squibit - Student
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Futurama I have the soul of the warrior so you see I will alway beat you in battle without even having a fight. Oh yeah bring it on then ! HAh i Win cause of the will of the warrior re match ? Hah I win again , And again , HAHAHAHA _______________ Quote: fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p Quote: FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"Czerkawski skates into the zone, drops it to Kvasha, Kvasha passes it to Yashin, he shoots......SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!! The Islanders take the lead!!!!" -any given televised NY Islander game  _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Simpson quote: Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin laid an egg The batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away Hey! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Orion - Retired 
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lol simpson quote any of them !! _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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omg I hate friends  "I love it when a plan comes together!"  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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hehe updated it... think i'm gonna go watch some friends now. _______________ make install -not war |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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LMAO Bubu _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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In "Friends", Rachel tries to write an erotic book and asks the others for their opinion: Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'. Monica: What's a 'niffle'? Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'. Rachel: Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist... Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those! ------------------------------------------------- They all walk in on Ross with a monkey on his shoulder: Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass! ------------------------------------------------- Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom. ------------------------------------------------- Ross: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special? Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia. Julie: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you. Chandler: Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area? ------------------------------------------------- Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls. ------------------------------------------------- [they're watching a tape of their high school prom, when monica was really fat ] Joey: Some girl ate Monica. Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds. Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you? LOL _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Dec 15 2003 10:21am. |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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the best most good one Ever made: D'oh!!! _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Feeny! Fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-feeeeeny!-Eric,Boy meets world. _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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now I'm gonna make like a banana and split -- Carlton of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Xanatos reminded me of that great line _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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