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Jello` - Student  |
Time for a rant from Jello! YAY! So today, I'm going to school. One of my lady friends hands me a Victorias Secret bag for Christmas (For those of you that dont know Victorias Secret sells expesive womens undergarments), So I'm like "Great, just what I need, expensive underwear". I open it up to reveal an envelope with like 5 price tags on it. I open it and the card has got all these stupid sayings on the front like "love always" "my wife" "sweet baby" and stuff, and I open it and its a congradulations card for having a baby... for a woman. 1. I am not having a baby and 2. I am not a woman (last time I checked at least) So, I finally get the real gift, which is a PINK TIE! Its from Claire's... which is a womans stoer, so anyway I am like w00t score.... but the card just cracked me up, its so retarted. The best part is she wrote "Thanks for the baby Uncle Pete... now... that means she had sex with her Uncle... eew For the whole card documentation, click here WTF?!? _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. This post was edited by Jello` on Dec 22 2003 10:04pm. |
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Axion - Student 
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lol cool let me guess those 2 girls in the pic are obsessed with ya  _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Jello` - Student 
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yes I got the pink tie from them, it r0x0rz, I wore it with my pirate shirt that day _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Tallepyon - Student 
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Richard Nixon thinks jello wears women underpants. |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Uhm, you know what you have to do?....... RUN lol _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Rosie - Student 
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Aaaawwww |
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aph3x - Retired 
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pink ties rox0r godz1lla style |
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Axion - Student
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lol jello that was interesting did you get the pink tie from one of those girls in your pic? _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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LOL @ Ash  and lol? @ this weird Jello-ism _______________ make install -not war |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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yeah most women are crackheads. when ever they do something weird, just nod your head, smile, and back away slowly.... _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Orion - Retired 
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I KNEW IT JELLO IS A WOMAN!!!!! next.. to prove aratan is also a woman _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Crunchy - Ex-Student 
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w00t _______________ Windows95: <win-doz-nin-te-fiv> n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition. |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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errr... lol¿ |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Achilles - Student 
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lmao _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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we know _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
My crackheads beat your crackheads. |
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CuZzA - Student
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aww man...gutted _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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