The Beer song... | |
Bail Hope of Belouve - Student |
Oh, what is the malted liquor What gets you drunken quicker? what comes in bottles or in cans? Can't get enough of it How we really love it It makes me think I'm a man! I could kiss and hug it but I'd rather chug it Got my belly up to here I could not refuse a I could really use a beer beer beer I can remember how much I have had I drank a twelve-pack with my dad That's my son the drunk and manly stud I'm proud to be his bud Here have some pretzels, - No, I'll call it quitz, those things give me the shlitz Drink it with your family drink it with your friends drink t'ill your fat stomach distends Beer is luiquid bread, it's good for you we like to drink till we spew Ew! Who cares if we get fat? - I'll drink to that As we sing once more: what is the malted liquor What gets you drunken quicker? what comes in bottles or in cans? Can't get enough of it How we really love it It makes me think I'm a man! I could kiss and hug it but I'd rather chug it Golly, I adore it! Come on dammit, pour it! Do it for me, brew it for me Feed it to me, speed it to me The most wonderful drink in the world HOORAY!!! (BURP!) --Weird al Yanckovic _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student ![]() |
yup _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
Bail Hope of Belouve - Student |
Yeah and so does WAY (Weird Al Yanckovic) _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student ![]() |
that rocks! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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