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Aron - Retired  |
01. Is it in yet? 02. Is that it? 03. You have to be kidding me 04. (phone rings) Hi? Oh, nothing special. You? 05. Am I supposed to pay you for this? 06. Should I call you tomorrow? 07. Oh mama, mama!!! 08. Oh daddy, daddy!!! 09. You look better in the dark. 10. Oh, this is much better than with my last boy/girlfriend. 11. I thought it was supposed to go into the other hole 12. Don't tell my husband/wife 13. You have the same bra as my mom (particularly bad if the girl says this  14. This sucks 15. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting 16. I hope you're not expecting a raise 17. I think this could make you get the job 18. Damn, is that all you know ?! 19. Did I mention I have herpes? 20. We have to get married now 21. Hurry up, the game is on in a few! 22. I'm hungry 23. I'm thirsty 24. zzzzzzzzzz 25. Are you trying to be funny? 26. Can you drop me off when you're done? 27. Are those real? 28. Before I forget, I'm breaking up with you 29. What is that smell? Is that you? 30. You've never done this before? 31. WOW! I've never boobs like that! (and then start grabbing them) 32. Do you know what certain female spiders do after mating? 33. You sure look like your sister 34. Your mom's pretty nice 35. What did you say your name was? 36. Do I really still have to be here in the morning? 37. Again? I had trouble staying awake the first time! 38. Owwww, and you had just started 39. You're almost as good as a 9-year-old -- and I can know! 40. Don't touch that! 41. You wanna order a pizza? 42. I think my dad is eavesdropping 43. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 44. Is there anything nice on TV? 45. Get your hand away from there! 46. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago 47. I knew you had a stuffed bra! 48. "Cover me guys, I'm going in!" 49. TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! 50. The ceiling needs some white paint ;-) This post was edited by Aron on Dec 30 2003 08:31pm. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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ARON RULES!!! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Enialis K'tarr - Student 
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LOL _______________ Enialis K'tarr <Do not give in to your anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering and suffering leads to the dark side> Yoda- Brother in arms to Shadow Hunter, Name brother to Nitrous |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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I admit being guilty to 10 and 33 (honestly not kidding but its a loong story so ask me if you really have to know) _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Achilles - Student 
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LMAO!! _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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I'm guilty of 6, 10(mumbled and played off), 35(i was really drunk and trying to be funny), and 48. _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"Wow, it's true! You can drink an ugly girl pretty, but you can't drink a fat girl thin." _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Lancer007 - Student 
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LMAO!!! |
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Mreoton - Student |
LoL You look better in the dark.  |
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Cyb - Student 
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hehe nice 1 _______________ ~~ Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none! ~~ |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Bad Flamori....go clean it up !! |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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*snorts milk all over the keyboard* _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Aron - Retired 
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bumpz0r |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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50: The ceiling needs some white paint I say that all the time _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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ROFL !!! |
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Wolfwood - Student
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Aye, but I miss a good one: Imagine the girl your 'doing' it with is named Kate. But you start saying: Oh Jasmine, Oh Jasmine.... then your screwed ehehehehe only fools like me probably say that ehehe _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ This comment was edited by Wolfwood on Dec 31 2003 09:39am. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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LMFAO _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Garos - Student 
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lmao |
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aph3x - Retired 
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28. Before I forget, I'm breaking up with you \ LOL |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Yea he acedently said these things abnd warned us _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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VirusD - Student 
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LMAO good 1s _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"I think Hillary suspects." _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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lol _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Eclipse DKana - Student 
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Out of experience I bet |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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okay,... did you write them yourself? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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