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Smilykrazy - Retired  |
Actual signs spotted across the world!!! ROFL!!!! >>Spotted in a toilet of a London office: >>TOILET OUT OF ORDER. >>PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. >> >>In a Laundromat: >>AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT >>GOES OUT. >> >>In a London department store: >>BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. >> >>In an office: >>WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR >>FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. >> >>In an office: >>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE >>DRAINING BOARD. >> >>Outside a secondhand shop: >>WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR >>WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? >> >>Notice in health food shop window: >>CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS. >> >>Spotted in a safari park: >>ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR. >> >>Seen during a conference: >>FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON >>THE >>FIRST FLOOR. >> >>Notice in a farmer's field: >>THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL >>CHARGES. >> >>Message on a leaflet: >>IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS. >> >>On a repair shop door: >>WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T >>WORK.) _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do so please not to read notis. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily. In a Yugoslavian Hotel: The flatttening of the underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the day having fun. On the faucet in a Finnish Washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In a Tokyo bar: Special coocktails for the ladies with nuts. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Norwegian Cokctail Lounge: Ladies are requested not to to have children in the bar _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. This comment was edited by Flamori Athena on Jan 26 2004 11:06am. |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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LOL thats so stupid signs that are realy like that in RL LOL kinda sad realy _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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I still can't believe those are RL  _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Lol if you read it twice, you really laugh  _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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ROFL - just read it again _______________ Website |
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Lord Exar Kun - Student 
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LOL _______________ -Retired april the 19th 2004 |
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Xavier - Student 
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that is even funnier the 2nd time _______________ ~Xavier |
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Apologetic - Student 
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found on a Mcdonalds sign, Forget your subway diet Jareds a wussy(edited) _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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JamesF1 - Student
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Hahahahahahahaha, ahhhhh, breate _______________ Website |
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La Magra - Ex-Student |
ROFL |
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Drathir - Student 
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d00d lol! those were great _______________ Where we ask the question, "Is real life really stranger than fiction, or is fiction about real life being stranger than fiction stranger than real life being stranger than fiction?" Ow. -Paradox Lost Want to read my slowly in progress webcomic? -TCTI |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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I wanna find more! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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SMILY RUUUUUUULES!!! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Xavier - Student 
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LOL that was great! _______________ ~Xavier |
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Mace Window - Ex-Student 
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LMFAO!!! lol smily those were great! ^_^ _______________ ]\/[ [] [] Proud padawan of Smily Krazy |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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lolol! Glad you all thought this was as funny as i did. _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 This comment was edited by Smilykrazy on Jan 18 2004 06:28pm. |
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Xavier - Student
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LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! ..... o yeah Smily Rules! _______________ ~Xavier |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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ROFLMAO!!! Smily Rul3Z _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Axion - Student 
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LOL!! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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LOL! _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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OMFG LOL SMILY RULES!!! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Lancer007 - Student 
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LMAO!!!!! |
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Garos - Student 
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lmoa, my brother could LIVE off that gas station! |
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Apologetic - Student
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Found at a gas station: "Kids with gas eat free" _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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ROFL _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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