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CuZzA - Student  |
Word up guys. I'm gonna post 5 jokes about Michael Jackson every day What's Jacko's favourite type of cheese? Babybell What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stuff their meet in 5 year old buns  What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave kiddies rooms with their sacks empty Did you hear about Michael Jackson's 2 latest records? 'Feel the World' and 'Don't let your son go down on me' Knock Knock Who's there? Little boy blew Little boy blew who? Michael Jackson If you play thriller backwards can you guess what you hear? You can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long I just bought a new car stereo. When you shout out 'SOUL' it plays soul music, when you shout out 'ROCK' it plays rock music and when some kids walked in front of my car while i was driving i shouted out: 'F***ING KIDS' and it played Michael Jackson Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out the school cafeteria? Because he ate all the kids wieners What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common? They both know how to rear a child What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors What does Michael have in common with NASA? It's been 25 years since his first moon landing It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space. A spokesperson for NASA said: "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back" How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? In a catalogue How can you tell Michael Jackson is having a party? There are tricicles in the driveway Why did Michael Jackson call Boys2Men? He thought they were a delivery service Why did Michael Jackson go to the k-mart? He heard boys pants were half off _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world This post was edited by CuZzA on Jan 29 2004 07:51am. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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*bump* _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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lol _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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CuZzA - Student
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*bump* _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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CuZzA - Student 
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5 new jokes PLUS Jello's ones  so u got 9 today _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Axion - Student 
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LOL these are great.. more more more! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Newtius Slasher - Ex-Student 
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LMFAO!!!! |
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CuZzA - Student
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*cough NEW THREAD cough* _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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CuZzA - Student
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lol, heard those before, they're funny _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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LMAO !! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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rofl _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Jello` - Student 
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How does MJ pick his nose? In a catalogue! How can you tell MJ is having a party? The tricicles in the driveway. Why did MJ call Boys2Men? He thought they were a delivery service Why did MJ go to k-mart? He heard boys pants were half off _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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CuZzA - Student
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lol, he wanted to actually keep the baby... _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Mreoton - Student |
Its good Jacko only hung the baby over the balcony and not toss em off |
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