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Statz0r must die!!!!
Jan 27 2004 01:24am

Muad'dib
 - Student
Muad'dib
As I said I've been away for a while and as anyone who knew me previously will tell you, I went out of my way to hurt and otherwise inconvenience JAbot. However all of my mockery at his misfortune and stab wounds were signs of affection. I tried repeatedly to kill JAbot not because I loathed and despised him as a batered child does his abusive parents, but because I was trying to show the world that JAbot was the one thing that could always be depended on. Through thick and thin, no matter how many times I would put some large projectile object through various key internal organs he would always do his duty to the best of his ability. He could be gushing blood from multiple stab wounds drenched in lemon juice, salt, and anti-coagulants, but he would still make time to tell people to not use all caps or give out the server information.
So now I ask those among you who remember the JAbot that we knew and loved to band with me and do everything in you power to put a stop to Statz0rs reign of madness!
Join the JAbot Alliance!:alliance:
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Poll
Statz0r must be defeated!

vote results
Die Statz0r! Die Statz0r! [2 votes] [20%]
JAbot was a Jedi Like his father before him. JAbot was a Jedi Like his father before him. [4 votes] [40%]
STABBITTY STABBITTY STAB STAB STAB STATZ0R! STABBITTY STABBITTY STAB STAB STAB STATZ0R! [4 votes] [40%]
May you be trampled by an overweight bantha with a glandular disorder, Statz0r! May you be trampled by an overweight bantha with a glandular disorder, Statz0r! [0 votes] [0%]
Actually there are significant improvements in the coding of staz-- Ah who am I kidding. DIE STATZ0R!!! Actually there are significant improvements in the coding of staz-- Ah who am I kidding. DIE STATZ0R!!! [0 votes] [0%]

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Jan 28 2004 05:09pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

oh yeah sure

great;):)
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Jan 28 2004 04:35pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

JAbot a she? A Shebot :D w00t ! :P

Jan 28 2004 01:44am

Muad'dib
 - Student
 Muad'dib

LIES!! GOD AS MY WITNESS, JAbot WILL BE AVENGED!! :mad:





:P
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"It's because I love you.
No. It's because I love you"
Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none.
I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES!


Jan 27 2004 10:38pm

Aron
 - Retired
 Aron

!findquote has been turned on again. Be well, now :)

Jan 27 2004 09:20pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

uh... I don't really interact much with either JAbot or Statz0r (except for !randquote, R.I.P. !findquote :P), so I'll just take the STAB STAB STAB STAB STABITTY STABITTY STAB option because it involves STABbing. :D
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Jan 27 2004 05:01pm

Aron
 - Retired
 Aron

JAbot is a she. Period ;)

Jan 27 2004 04:47pm

Mreoton
 - Student

no L bots a girl :D JAbot is the husband of L

Jan 27 2004 02:23pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Hahahaha! Funny stuff! :D I love both JAbot and Statz0r though! :D BTW: JAbot's a girl! :P
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Jan 27 2004 09:28am

Wolfwood
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 Wolfwood

Rofl that made me laugh hehe :)
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Jan 27 2004 08:42am

Rinzler
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 Rinzler

rofl.
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Jan 27 2004 07:49am

Aron
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 Aron

lmao, that cracked me up :D

thanks for giving my day a great start ;)

This comment was edited by Aron on Jan 27 2004 08:38am.

Jan 27 2004 02:49am

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

Jabot = statz0r lmao

I say its all a conspiracy from ETG's Chanserv..... rite Aratan ? :D
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Jan 27 2004 02:38am

Orion
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 Orion

you sir have lost ur marbles!!!!
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