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Feb 05 2004 06:13pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
Battlin' Billy
We polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

A farm can produce produce.

The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.

The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

The present is a good time to present the present.

At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

The dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

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Feb 10 2004 05:04pm

Achilles
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 Achilles

poor Garos, lol
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Feb 09 2004 05:44pm

Lord Exar Kun
 - Student
 Lord Exar Kun

lol garos. I had no idea english was that screwed up :eek:.
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Feb 09 2004 04:30pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

*bump*

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Feb 06 2004 11:35am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

dammit! don't try to read them all out loud with your dad next to you

I totally screwed up

...he laughed at me :(:D


Feb 06 2004 11:01am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

hehe pretty good :D
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Feb 06 2004 07:56am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
 - Student
 (Jedi)Obi-JK

Sup,

Yeah we went with the idea odf RISC

NOTE: most ppl wont get this, and dont worry it really isnt that funny
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Feb 06 2004 04:56am

tarpman
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 tarpman

it's true :cool:
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Feb 05 2004 09:50pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Hehe! :D
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Feb 05 2004 09:35pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

lol:)
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Feb 05 2004 09:26pm

Lego[DEAD]
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 Lego[DEAD]

lol :P
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