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If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number? Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18? Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18? If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time? If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church? Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics? How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place? If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play? Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn’t care anyway? Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub? If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to? If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor? sorry guys i'm bored as usual so i gave you this wonderfull compilation of crazy thoughts thanks to www.bored.com _______________ Dicemaster |
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phogen - Ex-Student 
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Here's one, i've heard people say, "I could care less!" Well that means they do care, right? |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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nice, eh ?
thats what a guy told us. this is due to the non-private TV that has no breaks in it and noone wants to miss anything off this great 2-3 hour show..  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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that's fascinating fiZZ... 
lol no seriously that's nice _______________ make install -not war |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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I dont know about the toilet thingy, but I do know that, at least here, the water providing companies provide more water after the usual evening TV shows.... _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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i can answer the movie question, the answer is yes _______________ make install -not war |
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