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<Disciples> Whoa, great crowds are gathering.
<Jesus> Let's sit in that boat over there.
<Disciples> k
<Crowd1> Awwww, we'll have to stand on this beach here then
<Crowd2> Tell us a story then, Jesus!
<Crowd3> Yeah, your stories are great!
<Crowd1> lol, do the one about the vineyard again!
<Crowd2> Yeah, with all the killing and stuff!!
<Crowd3> Or the one about how you pwned those Sadducees!
<Jesus> no, i got this one about this sower...
<Jesus> He, like, went out to sow
<Jesus> And when he was like, sowing, some of the seeds fell along the path...
<Jesus> And then these birds came and devoured them...
<Crowd1> Bugger
<Crowd2> great story
* Crowd3 applauds
<Jesus> Shush, the story isn't finished
<Jesus> Others fell on rocky ground, like where they had no soil
<Jesus> And they sprang up immediately
<Crowd1> Cool
<Crowd2> stfu
<Crowd1> you shut up
<Jesus> but when the sun came they were scorched and because they had no roots they withered away
<Crowd1> Not a very good sower if you ask me...
<Crowd3> This story is boring
<Jesus> ...
<Jesus> There were other seeds
<Crowd3> Thank God for that!
<Crowd2> yay
<Jesus> And they fell upon thorns, and the thorns grew up and choked them.
<Crowd3> oi, is this story going somewhere?
<Jesus> BUT, Other seeds fell on good soil and brought forth grain, some a hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty.
<Jesus> ...
<Jesus> He who hath ears, let him hear.
<Crowd3> Why the difference in crop-yield?
<Crowd1> Yeah, doesn't make sense...
<Crowd2> Tell us more!!
<Disciples> You are beginning to lose the crowd, Master...
<Disciples> Why do you speak to them in parables?
* Jesus sets mode: +m
<Jesus> You know the secrets of ops
<Jesus> They do not
<Jesus> He who has a lot, will gain more
<Jesus> He who hasn't, well, even that will be nicked
<Disciples> What are you on about
* Jesus frowns
<Disciples> ...Master...
<Jesus> Seeing they don't see
<Jesus> Hearing they don't hear
<Jesus> they suck at teh intarweb
<Jesus> They wouldn't know a good story if it kicked them in the face
<Jesus> You remember Esaias?
<Disciples> yeah...
<Jesus> Well he already said this would happen
<Jesus> By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive
<Jesus> their ears are dull of hearing,
<Jesus> and their eyes they have closed
<Jesus> Is what he also said
<Disciples> That's a bit harsh surely
<Jesus> Not at all
<Jesus> They are a bunch of lamers that doesn't know what's good for them
<Jesus> I do
<Disciples> Now hold on...
<Jesus> YOU however, blessed are your eyes, they see
<Jesus> Blessed are your ears even, they hear
* Disciples blushes
<Disciples> well, I guess so
<Jesus> many have wanted to see what you see, you know, but didn't
<Disciples> Well, we were just lucky
<Jesus> Many have wanted to hear what you hear, but didn't
* Crowd1 is now known as Hello_Jesus
* Hello_Jesus is now known as Can_you_tell
* Can_you_tell is now know as Us_another_story
<Disciples> Better get back to telling stories, Master, the crowds are growing restless
* Us_another_story is now known as Please
<Jesus> oh ok...
* Jesus sets mode: -m
<Jesus> here goes: