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Excruciating Pain
Feb 25 2004 01:25am

Sared
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What has to be the MOST painful moment in your life? For me, it has to be when I broke my forearm at a 90 degree angle. ;) Its called a wet noodle.

BTW, this thread is all for Monty, or, Monety's ankle. :D
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This post was edited by Sared on Feb 25 2004 06:32am.

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Feb 28 2004 10:40pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

okay, my unfortunate accident

I was skateboarding at a high speed
and suddenly there was a stone which lied croocked in the sidewalk.
My skateboard stopped... I didn't..
I flew one, and landed on my face, and slid for like a meter on my face.

You can guess how I looked after that...
broke some teeth
my face was all wounded...

very painful;)
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Feb 28 2004 10:34pm

Kueller
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 Kueller

Throat infection. Every breath of air hurted like hell.
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Feb 28 2004 09:58pm

 
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Torn ligements in my knee, loose cartilege and bone chips, and failed surgery = my knee being f**ked until I die... and even then, it'll still be f**ked :P

Basically, trying to bend my so far is sheer agony. Kind of like having it hyper-extended.

Feb 28 2004 08:35pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

haha, n1 waima












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Feb 28 2004 08:34pm

Waima
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 Waima

This didn't actually happen to me (but I caused it :confused:)
When I was at school a new boy started, on his second day we had a games lesson, we were playing grass hockey. I took a very strong shot at goal and his head got in the way. The impact knocked him out for a couple of minutes and he was left with a bruise for about a week. We became good friends after that :D
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Feb 28 2004 05:03pm

Coogee
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 Coogee

Being hit in the eye by an eraser thrown from 20 yards away. The impact knocked me out and to the ground, cut the surface of my eye making it bleed(very painful) and temporarily blinding me(very scary).

In second place was when I was hit in the mouth by a plastic hockey stick. The gum was cut and there was a lot of blood.

Third would be when I sprained my neck.
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Feb 28 2004 04:06am

Acey Spadey
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every time I dislocated my shoulder...

I had a recurrent Dislocating shoulder. so it happened about once a month
and when unlucky about twice a week. some times I'd either just ache for a few hours.. other times I'd be pale and crying from the pain as it basically felt like my whole arm had been ripped off and shoved right back on..

but hopefully since I had my shoulder reconstruction I'm all better

but that was painful as well.. in the hospital bed.. I had to grit my teeth and really force it... JUST to sit up.

I hate hospitals
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Feb 27 2004 10:19pm

VirusD
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pain lol....
1 time when i somehow got up a tree.Fell down...broke arm...not just broke but the bone went out of place somehow big time . that was kinda painfull.After few days the tree was mysteriously cuted down.

In old times . were old tractors , and they had big side blades to cut over over grown grass and other shit. ( blades had like huge fangs ) so i and my 2 bros were playing on it... i fell... the blade slashed my face . Blood LoL damn now i think of it, damn its lol.But luckly i had no big scar from it...thou i have something.Lucky i dident get killed.

A lot of broken bones ....

Once my bike smashed against the fence , when i came down the hill hie speed. i cant remember how the fuck that happend but hell . everything was bleeding even finkers were bleeding.

ou ou once i crashed throw ice .After i got out ( lucky me ) the cold was sooo bad that i fell down at started to feel huge pain i had feeling that my own body is crushing me. Luckily tnx to some m8s i got out of the cold into a warm hospital bed :P

parashooting... no wait thouse jumps went good.
Ah sports related accidents...Ah right i am done typing this going too long for my tast:P






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Feb 27 2004 09:57pm

JamesF1
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Hmmm :P
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Feb 27 2004 09:19pm

Menaxia
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 Menaxia

tearing the ligament over the top of my left thumb. *whimper:(*
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Feb 27 2004 09:09pm

SedNox
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 SedNox

wel when i was 7 or so, i was climbing a lightingpall (dont ask me why) but i fell and there was sharp thing below, so i crashed with my you-know-what on the sharp..thing!! HURTS!!! :P:D
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Feb 27 2004 07:01pm

Esoteric Monk
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I was probobly about 10 or 11 when I broke my wrist and elbow at the same time. I fell six feet from one level of a treehouse to another. my wrist looked like a fork, curved up then straight out. when I went to hold my arm to my body i felt what seemed like a ball in my elbow, I emediatly straightend the arm out of course. Very painful, and quite grotesque at the time.:cool:
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Feb 27 2004 01:04pm

Plo Koon
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i had several painfull exsperiences...

about a year ago i was joking around riding my little sisters baby sized bike,with the horns,small pedals and frilly flowers.anyway i was riding it down the street as fast as i could when i foot slipped off the back of the pedal and i dragged my knee on the pavement for about 12 feet, and i got a CD-sized scrapte and cut a hole straight through my pants.

another time was once i was practicing skateboarding by ollieing down this small ledge i fell forward and landed on my elbow,i almost broke it but luckily i was only bruised bad.

oh yeah and one time i was laying on the bed and someone through some toys on my already hurting testes :eek: :mad: and OMFG OMFG i was about to die! couldnt even walk for a while it hurt so bad! probably others but i cant remember...
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Feb 27 2004 06:53am

Sared
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 Sared

Ouch! I remember this one time when I was, oh, twelve or so, I was riding down my street on my bike and ran over some sticks that tripped me up. I don't quite remember how it happened, but the rubber end of the handlebar hit my leg and broke the skin, pushing a good 1x1 inch piece flesh underneath my skin. That little spot still has no nerve ending there. :P
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Feb 26 2004 01:57pm

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

What was the worst? It pales in comparision to all yours, but I think it was when I was playing football a year ago and caught a two inch splinter up the knee. I didnt feel pain, but the sight of the blood flowing freely down my leg and knowing that I managed to impale myself on a piece of wood made me kind of sick.
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Feb 26 2004 01:10pm

Roan Belouve
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eeewwwww, ouch

Just read posts

Nothing that painfuls happened to me *touches wood*


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Feb 26 2004 02:25am

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

When I twisted my arm on a fekkin shopping cart.
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Feb 26 2004 02:15am

Rainer
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Either when I broke my toe or when I got a tooth pick stuck up far into my foot and the only way to get it out was to cut my foot open. A bit of a story behind each but I don't feel like telling them now.
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Feb 26 2004 01:20am

Axion
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 Axion

i got stitches from monkey bars LOL long story i was climbing them they were the curved ones.. i was goin throught the middle i smacked my head.. and managed to cut right above the rim of my eye.. it didn't hurt tho.. :D
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Feb 25 2004 10:29pm

Sared
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 Sared

Ohhh! Ouch! Did that once, only went a half inch in though.

BEWARE THE WET NOODLE!!!
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Feb 25 2004 06:07pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

I was helping my dad and bro tear down a wooden shed at my "American Grandma's" house. I was walking on top of the wood from the shed wearing sneakers and a nail went right through my foot. It came out of the top of my foot!

DAMN! That hurt!

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Feb 25 2004 06:05pm

Lancer007
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well the most painful moment in my life for now when I was 9 or 10 I broke my right arm in 2 places.Also breaking 1 of my front tooth as well do to some asshole pushed me on the monkey bars.

Feb 25 2004 05:27pm

Jools
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 Jools

am i?
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Feb 25 2004 04:58pm

Monteeeeeee
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ok ur insane!! :D
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Feb 25 2004 04:55pm

Jools
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 Jools

eye laser surgery. no problems during the surgery itself. but bloody painful for the next 12 hrs. kinda unbearable and crazy driving, the optical nerve 'pulsating' and your very brain somehow exploding, and that 'sand in the eye' sensation, and the interdiction to rub your eyes, and your will to keep your eyes shut, and the pain whenever the darkness you have to live in gets any less dark than pitch black...
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