| "How to find out if your son is a hacker" | |
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_cmad_ - ex-Student  |
This is SOOO worth reading! It's friggin hilarious   click me hahaha There's 1 thing I wanna say: n0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000b! _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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ROFL!!! and the comments make it all worthwhile. Just so you all know: IT IS A JOKE. Clicking on some of the links in the article (EDIT: and reading JavaGuy's post early on) will prove that. And Microserfs and Neuromancer were both really good books! Let alone Programming in Perl... _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. This comment was edited by tarpman on Mar 07 2004 01:43am. |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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That 0wnz _______________ Website |
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Halendor - Ex-Student 
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This is hilarious They should make a movie of it. |
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VirusD - Student 
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i think that story was made up. becosue i cant belive that some parent would be so sick to run around with his children at their partys etc... _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Antares - Student 
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According to this guy's description... I'm a hacker! Beware, cause I'll h4X J00 with m3h 1337 Qu4XorZ SkillZ , m3h m4st3ry at "Lunix" , m3h mp3 s0ft omfgwtf h4XxorZ! and m3h gl0wsticks!!!1111 Now, seriously, I hope he was kidding.. was he? _______________ "only two things are infinite: Human stupidity and the universe. And i'm not sure about the latter" Albert Einstein Proud padawan to Obi-Wan Kenobi, Brother to Tido, Setementor, Jalune and Jana-Johauna |
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Nero - Student 
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ooeeeew QUAKE!!! SPOOOOKKYYYYYY _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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omg! I couldn't live without... without... erm... any ideas? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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crazy_hacker - Ex-Student 
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omg what evil parents! they want to limit his computer time to 45 minutes each day! I spend way more than 30 lousy minutes on the computer, and i dont hack. geez _______________ if at first you dont succeed, try and try again. if you still dont succeed, youve just wasted a whole lot of time trying something you just cant do 
This comment was edited by crazy_hacker on Mar 06 2004 04:12pm. |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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LMAO JavaGuy _______________ Website |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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O...............k................ _______________ slorp |
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Steinin - Student 
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Quote: If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. Yeah sure... Everyone who is able to compete with american companies is from the third world. If I didn't know this was a satire I would have laughed to death. _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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lol Javaguy _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Stimpski - Student 
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Whoever wrote that article is a Dubbya, SCO, and RIAA/MPAA supporter. _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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roflmao JavaGuy _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Guys, this is satire. Unfortunately, like much good satire, it's pretty close to the mark. There really are people who think like the fictitious father who supposedly wrote the article. "Has your child asked for new hardware?...They may request "faster" video cards..." Oh yeah, boosting my frames-per-second and making my fog/lighting effects more realistic is going to be a lot of help hacking into the Pentagon's network. Or at least own on Siege. "Does your child read hacking manuals?" Note that none of the books he specifically mentions as "hacking manuals" are manuals at all. Three of them are works of fiction! And Programming with Perl? This is like saying your son is running a chop shop if he knows how to replace a starter motor. "Does your son use Quake?...Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers....If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school." But here's my favorite part: "Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?" This is actually the funniest part of the article, but the author doesn't beat us over the head with it. Imagine the dynamic between this fictional father and his son: The father is obviously a raving lunatic, a guy who wears a tin-foil beanie to protect himself from mind-control rays. The son, being a techie and a fan of Linux seems to be able, unlike his father, to figure out how things work in the real world. Now imagine the kind of exchanges that would occur between them. "Argumentative and surly" indeed! Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"? BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone." "Lunix?" A play on "lunatic?" I'm posting this from a Mandrake machine. I'll be hacking into your stereo using my mp3 program shortly. [edit: fixed tags] _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. This comment was edited by JavaGuy on Mar 06 2004 01:36pm. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student
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that's not exactly what I was expecting as a reply, but yeah I agree with you Bail. Being a hacker doesn't mean you're evil and wanna hack everyone's PC and destroy all the data you see. Being a hacker can be good in reasons like what Bail said... I could go on talking for hours but I must get back to IRC where I'm supposed to having a conversation _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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omg! Quote: confronted Peter with the evidence. I'm afraid to say, this was the only time I have ever been truly disappointed in one of my children. oh please! he's kiddin', right? Sure, hacking is wrong but they can do nice stuff too like showing weaknesses in programs so, they're not all bad. Being dissapointed in your son for something that happened on the internet is a bit... erm... queer. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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