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M$ wants to patent the binary system
Mar 09 2004 04:43pm

_cmad_
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Only thing I can say is :eek: :eek: and :eek: That's about the CRAZIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD :o

The article

I'm not 100% sure this is true, but if it is i'm taking the next flight to the US and personally give bill gates a doll to play with cuz he's such a big rich baby wanting to win the competition with evil means

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"Think of this as a partnership," Gates said. "Like the ones and zeroes of the binary code itself, we must all work together to make the promise of the computer revolution a reality. As the world's richest, most powerful software company, Microsoft is number one. And you, the millions of consumers who use our products, are the zeroes."

he got confused. I think he must learn again basic math. We are number 1 and M$ is 0 :P :D
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This post was edited by _cmad_ on Mar 09 2004 04:49pm.

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Mar 13 2004 12:36pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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I would laugh if they tried to do that...:D

then I would invent my own system without zeroes and ones:P
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Mar 13 2004 12:29pm

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*BUMP* me neither :P
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Mar 12 2004 04:35pm

Battlin' Billy
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LOL!!!

Ya know, it wouldn't surprise me one 'bit' :P if he actually tried to do this.

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Mar 11 2004 06:20pm

_cmad_
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Fate we both know mine looks more real ;) But wtf lolol at that article
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Mar 11 2004 06:00pm

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http://www.theonion.com/onion3627/video_game_characters.html />
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Mar 11 2004 12:09am

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pretty good faked press shots :D
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Mar 09 2004 09:13pm

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Gotta love the Onion. :D
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Mar 09 2004 06:25pm

_cmad_
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lol fizz
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Mar 09 2004 06:20pm

Fizz of Belouve
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dude if u had just mentioned that its from http://www.theonion.com
I would have roflmaod :)

onion pwnz.
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Mar 09 2004 06:03pm

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*BUMP*
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Mar 09 2004 05:10pm

Silencio
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Haha, awesome stuff:D
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Mar 09 2004 04:54pm

_cmad_
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 _cmad_

i also read somewhere that SCO is firing a lawsuit against freeware or something like that and that M$ wants to patent FAT fs :/ FAT sucks big time anyway :P
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Mar 09 2004 04:52pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
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This is a very good fake indeed! :D:D:D
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Mar 09 2004 04:45pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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omg...
just... omg...

let me just shove a zeroes and one's manual down his throat

...

okay, done that
anything else?

:P
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