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Nov 14 2025 02:27pm

phogen
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phogen
Allright folks, pair 'em up...I'll start.
Frodo Baggins (with ring, and mithril coat)
VS.
Yoda at age 12 (with knobby staff) (i figure he's pretty powerful, so i should make him young)

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Feb 20 2003 01:20am

TiTo (inactive)
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 TiTo (inactive)

Isn't Mickey Mouse vs Batman porn to u????? AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH THOSE DREAMS???????????????? :(

...TiTo...
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The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 19 2003 06:33pm

Kalheka
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 Kalheka

Hehe osh, yeah I meant porn. Typo-boi strikes again!!!!

And yeah, mine is more porn than yours, but hey, I never said I was against porn :D :D :D
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Feb 19 2003 04:05pm

ioshee
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 ioshee

Kalheka, if you did mean "porn" when you said "pron" then I think your battle sounds more like a "pron" than mine... But I still want to see your battle.
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Feb 19 2003 09:27am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Then... Am I the only one with those dream... Oops, never mind...:P

...TiTo...
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 19 2003 09:26am

Private Wiseguy
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 Private Wiseguy

Neither Mickey nor Batman reminds me of porn though

Feb 19 2003 09:20am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Wow, me and PW posted like 30 consecutive comments...
Coo'

BTW - I doubt that pron and porn is the same, although, not sure...:P

...TiTo...
Jedi Academy Student
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 19 2003 09:01am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

pron = porn... no? i think....
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Feb 19 2003 07:44am

ioshee
 - Student
 ioshee

o.o

*wipes drool off mouth* Ok Kalheka wins.

BTW what is a pron?
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Feb 19 2003 02:58am

TiTo (inactive)
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 TiTo (inactive)

Finally, someone on my side, thx kal:cool:... Mickey WOULD win... In your face, PW....
Now, let's discuss that Portman/Diaz fight... That sounds more interesting...

...TiTo...
Jedi Academy Student
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 18 2003 09:43pm

Kalheka
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 Kalheka

You know osh that sounds more like a pron than a battle.

Mickey would win over batman, Mickey's annoying voice would drive Batman insane.


my next legendary battle:

Natalie Portman mudwrestles Cameron Diaz.
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Feb 18 2003 03:14pm

TiTo (inactive)
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 TiTo (inactive)

NO, it's made of cartoon-titanium........:P
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 18 2003 03:12pm

Private Wiseguy
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 Private Wiseguy

But Batman can remove his tail pretty quickly with all his equipment

Feb 18 2003 03:05pm

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

BUT MICKEY HAS A TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 18 2003 02:43pm

Sniya
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 Sniya

NO!
Batman rules hes the greatest(childhood hero)
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Feb 18 2003 02:38pm

TiTo (inactive)
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 TiTo (inactive)

With the witnesses, of course...

...TiTo...
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 18 2003 02:36pm

Private Wiseguy
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 Private Wiseguy

And how are you gonna prove its their signatures?

Feb 18 2003 02:35pm

TiTo (inactive)
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 TiTo (inactive)

I'll make them sign the pic, and I'll have witnesses...:)

...TiTo...
:Jedi Academy Student:
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 18 2003 01:53pm

Private Wiseguy
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 Private Wiseguy

And how are you gonna prove that its a real pic? :)

Feb 18 2003 01:49pm

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Yes it is... Yes It Is... YES IT IS!!!!!!!! :starts crying a childish cry:

Småkage på dig, din... din... din... din Jay-Z fan... Ej, den var for ond :P

And I'll get the real Mickey and the real Batman to fight, and take a pic of that:D

...TiTo...
:Jedi Academy Student:
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 18 2003 01:39pm

Private Wiseguy
 - Ex-Student
 Private Wiseguy

A picture you made yourself aren't going to convince many people...

småkage på dig ;)

Feb 18 2003 01:30pm

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

I'll put up a picture tommorow of Mickey wipping a*s with Batman, even though he's "FULLY EQUIPED", Mickey will STILL make both Batman AND you cry out in public to both ya mamma's... So when the pic is up... I'll win... U'VE LOST ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Småkage på dig

...TiTo...
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 18 2003 01:20pm

Private Wiseguy
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 Private Wiseguy

No no, you got the facts all wrong. Untill you can prove that weaponless mouse can defeat a fully equipped Batman, none of us has won. So lets see some proofs :)

Feb 18 2003 01:18pm

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Prove that he couldn't :D
Untill u do that... I WIN
I'll draw u a comic book of Mickey Mouse wipping his a*s with Batman...... :P

...Tito...
:Jedi Academy Student:
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 18 2003 01:17pm

ioshee
 - Student
 ioshee

Samurai Jack with a yo-yo, wearing bunny slipper

vs.

Darth Maul with an electric toothbrush and pantyhose over his head
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Feb 18 2003 01:08pm

Private Wiseguy
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 Private Wiseguy

''Just admit it, PW... Mickey Mouse WOULD most definatly win over Batman...''


Prove It :)

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