| You're addicted to JK2 when.... | |
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Aron - Retired  |
...someone complains about lag, and you twitch thinking of the old days...
someone yells "Lagger", and you abruptly explain to them "how it was"... you've used the word "Moooooo" more times than cows normally do.... voices in your head are named after actual players... you don't donate money because you already do too much for the game... your car plate has "JK2ownsQ3" on it... you chase people around as close and as far as you can, and don't attack them as torture... newbies are funny... so are others trying your tricks... you buy the best video card to have a godlike feeling for having 1000+ fps.... you still buy it knowing monitors only show 60-70 fps max.. Chicks dig white pasty guys... sleep is for the weak... and the weak are crushed... Mommy, Mommy, I just killed this person from Zimbobwop... You do not allow you family to find the JK2 folder so you have more time to play... You try to sell your soul for a copy of the source code... It takes you less than five minutes to get by a ban.. You take pleasure in telling newbies old stories to make them think you're so great... You eventually get your own cult started from it... 400 megs in your academy folder!? How the hell; oh wait, all those screen shots.... I swear it's screenshots; not porn, not porn!... Okay, just because you know at least two porn overlords in JK2 doesn't mean... You spec to meet possible dates... JediSith999 didn't retire; he's locked in my basement... You keep a copy of hard to find JK2 files in a safe box at the bank... Time to learn Dutch... So, it wasn't a secret language those players used... You based you Nickname in JK2 after a pokemon.. |
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Ecomancer - Ex-Student 
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Well I have some too
...when homepage on your browser is set to academy.jedknightii.net... ...before fights you crouch and bow.. and then pull the broom stick out of your pants... ...you cause laughter in others by threatning to use Grip/Lighting on their sorry little asses... [General SW] ..and you answer: I find your lack of faith disturbing... [/General SW] |
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Shannon -SC- - Student 
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When you try to fry the bank clerk with lightning...
If you succede doing so.... _______________ Falling from heaven is not as painfull, as surviving the impact. |
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Aron - Retired 
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i live with my brother during the week, but am home during the weekends. And im sick atm, so im "home". |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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And I thought your internet was down... _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Aron - Retired
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...when you start a votekick against that meany in primary school... |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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...you suggest a duel on a JediKnight server to resolve a playground fight between you and a twenty-ton bully with a brain the size of a peanut.
...when someone angers you, you yell "DJ will hear about this!" ...you wonder if your teacher is really Desann in holodisguise. ..."let's kick that a55hole" in school. ...your teacher sends your parents a letter: "Plz pay for the brooms your child has ruined in his lengthy classroom duels ." _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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you think all day about what new way you're going to say 'hi' when you get on a server... then just say 'hi' because you forgot it... _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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You visualize using /amslap or /ampunish at your place of work.
You wish you could use /amtele on those cold Wisconsin days when you have to go to class. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Aron - Retired
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i could use some more though, so please dcc send me any spare time you have on irc people!! |
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Sniya - Student 
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once again,you have too much free time _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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