| Star Wars Jedi Academy - Novel: Age of War | |
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Lian Del Rey - Student  |
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
STAR WARS Episode (Who Knows) Age of War 13 years have passed since the destruction of Desann and Galak's defeat in the BATTLE OF THE ACADEMY. Bodies of those who opposed the academy are scattered throughout THE OLD REBUBLIC THE SECOND. Strange sightings have been seen in the old inactive planet of YAVIN4. Most have been seen in the destroyed JEDI ACADEMY. MASSADOOBIE and his long-time partner, DJ SITH, have been sent to YAVIN4, and seek out what the cause is....... _______________ slorp |
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Vaughn - Student 
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the cat looked at its master and said
"i really dont like these jedi..." and spat them all out. "Well, that was interesting... Checkmate!" "not quite, my younge apprentice." the master made an amazing move, putting the apprentance in Checkmate. "Checkmate, mate" ":/ allright, new game?" "excellent, you ahve learnt well, it is time, to squash the jedi... We must get rid of Aeth and Shadow~G..." "I thought he was Vaughn..." "No, Vaughn died a while ago, when Shadow~V was born, then Shadow~G came from it. Remember? He explained it earlier on in the novel..." "oh ya..." "lets go" _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Trebizond - Ex-Student 
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And then a big giant came over the hill with a tree in each hand, and said 'Oooh, Mr Mittens. I like what you've done with the vomit.'. Then a cat came round the corner dressed in smoking jacket, and ate them all. _______________ "He asked us 'Be you angels?' and we said 'Nay! We are but Men!'" |
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Jello` - Student 
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[Not in story]
This would be much easier if i could see the other posts *cough*DJ*cough* _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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YubYub - Student 
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The ATST lumbered out, letting rip with laser cannons and concussion grenades. The reulting explosions scattered Stormies like.....an explosion scattering stormies.
"GO GO GO" cried YubYub. He had just entered orbit in his ship, when he saw the Imperial fleet launching its attack on Zeo. "Come On you piece of junk!" "HEY!", argued the ships AI. "I am not junk. that is shipist and i feel under-utilised and unappreciated" "Awwww, no my beauty", soothed YubYub. "You mean the world to me, it's just that we nee dto hurry to save the academy. Bubu, Lian and Shadow~G are all alone down there" "Well, OK" said the ship. "but you should probably take care of the ship behind us first" "AWWWW CRAP" moaned YubYub [play imperial march] "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" cackled Darth Mideon *not in story* remember? from the start of the story? new sith lords that evryone ignored? never mind *in story* "Master, you alright?" asked Soong "I am fine my dark apprentice. I was watching the new episode of Friends! That Joey!" "Yes master, it is most amusing. But should we not be concentrating on that blasted ewok jedi off the starboard bow?" "Who, YubYub?" grinned Mideon "Why worry, he's probably too distracted by themini-bar in his bew ship to care about us" "True" mused Soong "Yub, seriously, that ship is very close and it is rather large. Imperial class at least!" "Hold on ship, i'm just looking for.......my god......THE MINI BAR IS EMPTY!!! SABOTAGE!!" *gulp* said the ship in an electronic kind of way "That's it!" screamed YubYub "This is obviously an imperial plot to keep me off guard. ATTACK!!!" YubYub's ship pulled a hard 180 and apeared it's way through the imperial picket ships. Making its way for the bridge of the massive imperial star destroyer. Darth Mideon and Soong looked on in interest. "Hmmmmm, the mini bar must be empty" "Ya think?!" replied Soong, in a panicky voice "Indeed, open fire, all batteries" Mideon turned back to his PC. "O, black queen on the red king......" YubYub's ship jumped and rocked form multiple laser hits "Sir! We must retreat! We are no match for a star destroyer The odds of success are approximately 124879513454 to 1!!!" "Never tell me the odds!" Said YubYub in a macho voice "Why not?" "I don't have a clue what you're on about, never did like maths.....but you're right. We should head to the planet and help any remainig jedi defend the academy. i only hope we're not too late." |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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IN THE 3RD DEATHSTAR...
The Empress (hoho) paced in her Throne Room (Merry Christmas) and eventually sat on her chair (woohoo.) Another short message for you all. (w00t) _______________ slorp |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Aeth looked at Vaughn. They both smiled and ran into the ground vehicles room.
They jumped into the ATST they hi-jacked in the Battle for the Academy (and slightly (very) repaired.) ...that was short. _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 25 2003 08:52pm. |
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Vaughn - Student
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"Thats right... the age of war has begun..." A dark voice was heard.
"Who are you?" Cal Omas asked. "You know who I am. It is I, Flamori 2, back from Yavin. I heard your speech. Everything is going as planned?" "Yes, it is. What about those Jedi, from the Jedi Academy?" "They are being destroyed. Only the Olbies are left, and the ones that decided to stay on in DJ's server. Heh, they wont be able to survive our next attack..." "excellent" Cal Omas responded. "we move tommorow." F2 said. It had started. It was time, for the Jedi Race to be wiped out, once and for all. "No no no! You spin to the LEFT, not the right. *sigh*. Show me again." the JAT Azn said. "sorry" "Left spin, right slash to DFA combo". That time, the student got it right. "Good Job! now its time to ask some questions..." The J-man trail was going on. Suddenly, the ground shook. "Whats that?" Azn asked. "Sir! we have reports of a beam being directed towards Zeo, and getting absorbed by a mountain..." "a beam..." Azn looked up shocked. The third Death Star! "They... didnt make it! NO!!" "what is it sir?" "nothing..." Bubu and Lian landed, and successfully used the force to deflect the beam. An unconscious (sp?) Shadow~G was lying there. "we have to get him to the academy medical room!" Bubu said. "Not on his life..." a voice was heard. "who goes there?" Lian asked. "I do" a figure from the shadows appeared. It was none other than Grendo Jenta! Grendo Jenta is the galaxy's most infamous Jedi bounty hunter. "I am sent to destroy everybody here" "You and what army?" Bubu asked "that one" Grendo said while pointing towards a huge army, of droids and stormtroopers. "fair enough... Lian, lets finish this here" "wha... what happened?" Shadow~G asked as he came to. "excellent, 3 on... oh about 10 000. Perfect" Lian said. "actually, its 3 on 10 001, to be precise Grendo corrected her" "Lets get with it!" Bubu said as he flew into the droid army. The war on Zeo had begun _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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[Not in story]
Let's do something to follow the title, shall we? [In story] Halfway across the galaxy, the senate was in full session. Cal Omas stood in the center of the senatorial chamber, watching the senators around the room try to shout each other out. They had just received news of the attack on Zeo, and the senators were debating whever or not to send a fleet to Zeo. "Too many times already have the Jedi been in need of the Republic." argued the Quarren senator. "More of a hindrance than a help, they are." "And how many times already have the Jedi come to the aid of the Republic?" shouted the Correlian senator. "We are not responsible for them!" countered a male Twi'lek. "If it were not for them, the Republic would long have been lost to the Empire or the Yuuzhan Vong !" snapped the Bespin Senator. "The Jedi can handle themselves!" The Sullustan senator rose to his feet. "What about the rest of the imperial threat that has rosen out of the unknown regins and even now makes war on our borders?" Cal Omas decided to take action. This had gone far enough. About a month ago a massive imperial fleet had been spotted exiting hyperspace near Kessel. The imperial fleet had not attacked, but instead turned off towards the unknown regions. He had thought nothing of it at first, but soon imperial sightings beagn pouring in from all corners of the galaxy. Within days, communications from several planets like Durbrillion and Helska were silenced. What search teams were sent to investigate didn't come back. Finally, Rogue squadron was sent out. Half the squadron returned, bringing with them reports of an imperial threat that had been training in the unknown regions since the death of the emperor. The imperials had a Death Star and as many Star Destroyers as the New Republic had X-wings. Since then, the imperials had struck mostly at outlying worlds, but today seemed to be their first strike on a world vital to the New Republic. And what with rumors of a new legion of Dark Jedi rising from Yavin 4.... It had to be stopped. And he had been in politics long enough to know what to do. He stood to his feet and cleared his throat significantly, waiting for the senate to cease. They didn't. So he removed a hold-out blaster from his sleeve and shot the closest senator, who conviniently happened to be the Quarren who had started it all. The senate fell silent. "Now," said Cal Omas. "We will send an evacuation fleet to Zeo and bring the Jedi to Coruscant. Then the imperial threat must be met with force. "We have to move immediatley. The military is already coming up with a plan to foil the imperials. Time is of the essence. Any complaints?" He didn't give the senate a chance to awnser, and they wouldn't have dared anyway. "This meeting is adjourned." Later, Cal Omas stood in his office suite, watching the Coruscant skyline. "The reign of peace ends," he said quietly, to himself. "The freedom that we have fought to mantain is once again threatened. "The reign of peace ends," he repeated. "The Age of War begins." _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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[*puts something on your head* Sticky note!!  ]
OK come up wit stuffz _______________ slorp |
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Vaughn - Student 
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The super deathstar was charging for a second strike, to the Academy's main chamber. The final blow, they thought.
Suddenly, there was an alarm. "fire, sector F6, SIR!" a random person said "humm... they have defences" Thought the general. "Eleminate them!" F2 commanded. "Yes sir!" The death star faced the attack. "Ooohh no..." thought Silk. "Dont worry about it. They have horrible aim. They cant hit us if we move..." As DJ said that, the ship was hit with a well placed beam. "What was that?" Silk asked. "They... They hit us!" DJ said. "Engine 2 out, DJ, were doomed!" Doobie said. "Must keep trying..." DJ thought. Suddenly, the Death Star turned around and fired off into the distance. "What..." DJ asked. "DJ, Bubu came and made a distraction. Lets land on Zeo!" Doobie said. "Stay and fight!" a voice said "Show yourself!" Silk said. Zero's Ghost appeared. "I am here, to show you the way..." "Vau... Shadow~G, are you there?" "Yes, how can i help you?" "Do you have a ship with enough firepower to destroy the Deathstar?" "Not a chanse... but, i can reverse the attack..." "excellent, could you?"Silk asked "I can try... Here goes nothing!" Shadow~G flew off into the Death Star. The star shot at him. His timing was off! Shadow~G hurled into the planet. HE survived the crash, but his ship didnt. The death Star was not amused. "It is time. FIre when ready!" "Yes sir!" _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Pacing back forth through the ship, Silk formulates a plan to take on the evil one.
"How am I corrupted? He calls me the corrupted one? I know I'm the best here." Silk pauses and turns to see DJ Sith shaking his head. DJ sits down and looks at the duct-tape covered window hole. "Silk, practice patience. We can take care of F2. But we need to catch up with the others. Let's get cracking. Ask your mother if you can stay out late." Silk tosses his saber up in circles for a minute, then drops it. He heads for the hello-phone to call his mom. DJ sets course for Zeo, sensing a disturbance in the force. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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Meanwhile in the academy on Zeo Prime...
Lianiotte ran into a newly-constructed glass room (there's more than one now) with radar, transmissions, plans, negotiations, and all that stuff. She saw a fainted Jedi on the ground. The rest of the room was empty. She turned onto the radar. She saw 5 green dots heading to Zeo prime, 2 blue dots (trade ships) and 5 more green dots. "That's strange," said Lianiotte. "We were only expecting 5." "There's more to it," said a familiar, echoing voice. First Lianiotte expected it to be twisted, hell-bent clone, but it proved to be an old friend. "Zero!" The ghost of Zero walked towards Lianiotte. "It's me." He then pushed button. (Play music: music/yavin_temple/yavtemp_explore) "Expected less, did you? If Flamori 2 is bugging you, that is the least of your problems. "An entire fleet of my best warriors are headed towards Zeo Prime this very minute. Did I mention, 3/4ths of them have lightsabers? "I'm afraid that your academy will be destroyed when we arrive." "Palpatine!" shouted Lianiotte. Palpatine continued, "we know of your lost crystal. We have it." The "Download" button flashed green on the "keyboard" they have. Palpatine disappeared, and Lianiotte pressed the button. A video came up. T'was Star Destroyer. Somehow. Don't ask. In the center of the little room... thang... was a holder.... thang... with an almost complete triangle (without the tip) on the bottom and top of the ceiling. In the middle, was the missing Jedi Academy crystal shard, there, hovering. Lianiotte looked to her left. Zero was gone. She looked back at the video-image.... THANG!!! Many Reborn, many imperials, many stormtroopers... GAH!!!!! A scream was heard in the courtyard. The NEW courtyard. Everybody rushed to the courtyard. The NEW courtyard. NEW NEW NEW!!! Except for the door was locked, so they had to look through the window. It was completely on fire. An almost completely destroyed orb was floating up in the sky. What else could it be? DUH! The Death Star (even though it was destroyed) The SUPER Deathstar. SUPER SUPER SUPER! There, around the center of the courtyard, was Eclipse. He turned, looked at the people watching him, then let down his defenses. A green beam from the Super Death Star shot at Eclipse. In the fire, you could almost make out a skeleton falling to the ground. Overly-Obi-Wan-Dramatic, isn't it? Lianiotte, who couldn't stop staring, went back into the room she was in. The blue dots, and a group of 5 green dots, were gone. See, the radar can see almost everything in the whole galaxy. They would be able to still see them now. 5 green dots kept on flying towards Zeo Prime. The Wingless ran to the room that Lianiotte was in, but the door shut on her. Walls and floors in the whole academy flashed, and looked a bit like electricity. The Wingless looked through the window of the door to the room that Lianiotte was in. Lianiotte was dead. The Wingless and the Evil Lianiotte are the only Lianiotte's left. The Wingless turned in horror. "That download had an incurable virus!" P.S. Silk flew into the Milky Way, and lived with the cows, happily ever after. Lol j/k Silk almost died by the ship that flew into him. Except for they let him in and started shooting at F2. _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 20 2003 06:25pm. |
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Vaughn - Student
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DJ turned around. There, standing with his saber ignited, was F2!
"F2! what are you doing here?" "I followed your ship. There is nothing you can do. No body is here to save you. They are all locked in their rooms, or are under hostage. Even the big one" "The big one?" "The big one" Suddenly the ship shook "phiew, Silk has arrived" DJ thought to himself "WTF was that?" F2 said. "Your end  " DJ said, smiling
F2 punched DJ in the stomach. DJ fell unconcious. "Fool..." F2 thought. "sorry im so late... what happened?" "Im sorry Silk, but it is too late for you. You came just as i defeated the evil one. DJ sith has embraced his name, and become the sith." "Why dont I believe you?" "Because you are corrupt. There is nothign i can do to help you, except this..." F2 ran at Silk with his saber for a stab. Silk was much faster than that. HE was cliging to the roof by the time F2 turned around. "DFA!" Silk yelled, only to meet the butt-end of F2s saber hilt. Silk had a bleeding nose "Fool, do you honestly think you, in your corrupted state can defeat me? The Most Powerful person in the Universe?" "SILENCE!" Silk yelled as he ran at him. F2 side stepped him, kicked him, then came down for a DFA. Silk jumped up, and lunged. Their saber blades connected, sending both flying. "Looks like that wont work" Silk said to F2. F2 thought and said: "But this will!" He threw his saber at the window. Silk was being sucked out of the window into the void of space! What happens? _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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SilkMonkey is sitting on a couch on Corellia watching bad holovid action flicks. Sensing something he kicks up off the couch and rushes to his hello-phone.
"connect me to DJ_Sith" Silk waited for DJ to accept charges. Eventually DJ picked up. "What's going on out there DJ?" asked Silk. "Good question Monkey. It turns out theres an evil being hell-bent on becoming empowered by the dark side." replied DJ Sith. "Business as usual then. Need my help?" "Sure thing Silk. We could always use someone with the skills that you possess." "But wait, didn't you just use me for a human shield last time?" asked Silk. "Uhh....gotta go. Evil things are coming. Bring a friend if you want. See ya." DJ disconnects. Silk shakes his head and goes to grab his black robe, and saber. He scribbles a post it note that says "Dear Mom, I am out on Yavin protecting the galaxy. I'll try to be back for dinner. Love, Silk" Silk runs up some stairs and onto the roof where he jumps into a hover-car and flies off at high speed. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Vaughn - Student
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[Not in Story]
fixed _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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[Not in story]
Zero Planet Academy? It's Zeo! _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Vaughn - Student
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they had act quickly. They knew that they had to stop the crystal from being used.
"Think Aeth Think!" Aeth thought to himself. "I hear Jedi..." F2 said. "Oh 5|-||7" Thought Aeth (he had learnt some phrases in l337) "Muahahaha. You cant stop me" "Must think..." Shing! Slash! A black lightsaber flashed. "Ow, was that a mosquito?" F2 asked "You are tougher than you look" A familiar voice said. "... Vaughn? But... you were taken by the virus and killed! How are you.." Aeth asked "No, I am not the one you know as Vaughn. He died 13 years ago, when the virus infected him. He then became Shadow-V (Shadow-Virus). A few years ago, he was turned back to the light side by a jedi from the academy. I am the result, Shadow~G." "Nice to meet you...," F2 said, "would you like to join me in my quest to become the most powerful person in the universe?" "No," Shadow~G replied, "Ive been there, and I cant say that i liked it. But, I can help you to get out of here before I brutally destroy you." "Heh," F2 smiled cockily while shacking his head, "you cannot defeat me, for you are too weak," F2 ignites his saber, "Show your skill in a duel!" "I would rather not." Shadow~G said while holstering his saber. He turned around to walk off. "That was not a question... HAAAA!!" F2 rushed him. Aeth saw this, and force pushed F2. F2 took a step back, then looked at Aeth. "you are not in a position to fight. So stay out of this!" F2 said while shooting black lightning at him. "Arrgh!" Aeth yelled in pain. Suddenly, F2 flew across the room, and broke a small hole in the wall. "Aeth, lets go and ronde-vous with the others." "Others?" "Yes, DJ, Doobie, and Bubu. Lian and Eclipse have left." "Allright. Should we leave this guy here?" "Yes" They left. F2 looked up. "When I see you next Shadow... Whatever... it will be your last!" F2 felt a cold chill run down his spine. He felt a wind fly around him. "What is this?" "This is the wind, of the Dark Side. Every dark lord who is destined to be great has felt it at one point in their lives. Now it is time for you." Emperor Palpaten's voice was heard. "Clense my soul of the Foul Light! Let me embrace the Dark Side!" F2 yelled. He was empowerd. He felt stronger. He pointed towards a pillar. Nothing. He felt every stone in the pillar, and he tried to move it. Nothing. "BEGONE!" he yelled. The pillar imploded, then exploded, showing everyting with fine poweder. "Excellent" F2 thought to himself. Now Shadow~G wont be able to win... [At the Rondevous point] "Vaughn! its nice to see you again!" Bubu said (after he had healed) "This is not the Vaughn you know. He is dead." "Then... who is this?" Bubu asked puzzled. "I am the master of the Black Academy. I am a Jedi Guardian for the peace of the universe. I level out both sides of the force, and I am the one that is needed to develop new training simulations for students. I am also the holder, of one of the only black saberblades left in this universe - i have only seen another one, but that was in a different dimension." He replied. "Welcome back to the Academy" DJ said. "Thank you DJ_Sith. Thank you Doobie. But, we must move, for I fear that F2 has becommed empowerd with the darkside, as I almost was." "Dark side empowerment?" Before Shadow~G could reply, there was a huge explosion, and out of the rubble, flew F2. "Howdy Boys! Having Fun? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA" F2 laughed a diabolical laugh. DJ, Doobie and Bubu drew their sabers. "Shadow~G, take it out!" Bubu yelled. "The lightsaber is a last resort weapon. We must flee!" Mind trick. F2 could not see any of them. His seeing would not cut it. He flew off angry. "We cannot stay here. To the Zeo Planet Academy!" And off they flew, to see what had happened to the academy while they were out... What they found, was somehting gravely wrong, in the Helms Deep room... _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson This comment was edited by Vaughn on Feb 18 2003 06:06pm. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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[In time you will call me master] _______________ slorp |
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Icco - Student 
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... _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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[this is the most confusing story EVER ] _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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[Not in story]
True true, Rori is a bad planet name, but it's a real planet in Star Wars Galaxies
Look at the link in the starting post thing. [In story] The older Tavion's ship flew towards Endor, right when YubYub was leaving. [In Yavin 4] DJ Sith jumped behind Flamori 2 and started gripping him. F2 kicked DJ Sith, and they started to saber fight. Massadoobie jumped to the fight and started helping. The others (besides Bubu) had to investigate the crashed ship. Bubu didn't know what to do. He looked around the mountains of Yavin Swamp. He looked left. He looked right. Smoke. He kept on looking right, then he looked back left. Smoke? It should have cleared almost thirteen years ago. But either way, if there's smoke, then there's the Jedi Academy! Bubu told the ones investigating the ship this, and they flew off in their own ship. Meanwhile, with Lianiotte and Eclipse... They were being held hostage. "Exar Kun!" shouted Eclipse. "You should have been killed almost fourteen years ago!" Back at the ship... They reached the (even now more) remains of the Jedi Academy. When they landed, Bubu whimpered and covered his eyes in the ship. Aeth S'kray gave him a weird look, and the others went out. Skeletons. Destroyed pillar. Destroyed courtyard. "So many memories.." said Chosen One. Aeth S'kray ran over to the lobby. So many dead trainers, and soooo many dead Jedi. In a corner near the stairs, he spotted an old, expired, and inactive R5 unit. He walked into the pit room. Ruined spikes that showed the swamp water. He held onto his head. He remembered how rockettroopers and Shadowtroopers broke in by the swamp... He opened his eyes and saw a hand sticking out of the water. His heart started to pound really fast. He did the only thing he could do... He threw his saber at it. I see he has a problem for destruction. He couldn't keep on thinking, so he ran over to the ceremonial hall. He walked over to the announcer whatever thing, council announcer, whatever, and looked. IT WAS GONE! The main crystal to the Jedi Academy Crystal was gone! Not only does it help their lives on the Jedi Academy in Yavin 4, but it would also destroy the lives of those on Rori's (or Zeo Prime's) Jedi Academy. He imagined, that a Reborn destroyed a crystal, everybody in the academy, duelers, fighting, having a gun FFA (which is likely) yelling lamer, or yelling "I WAS UNPROVOKED I WAS TYPING I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU ***LAMER!!!!***," EVERYBODY, would stay still, and drop to the ground. Dead. That's it. They're done. _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 17 2003 09:23am. |
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YubYub - Student
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Meanwhile, on Endor. An older wiser, slightly more pudgy YubYub was sitting recounting a story of deathdefying heroics and damsels in distress. He was reading Spiderman comic to the youngsters..
"And then Peter took Mary Jane and they did it all night long.....the end. Ok kids, off to bed" "AWWWWWW!" moaned the kids "Don't awwwwwme, i'll give you all a good slap round the chops, it's you big day tomorrow, starting school......" For YubYub was now the jedi protector of Endor and was leaving tomorrow with his ship, a YT-2400 light freighter "Fuzz-ball" to delivery a class of Jedi potential ewoks to Massadoobie. "Thsi should get me in good with the council, maybe I'll get that corner office down the hall from..........wait, i sense a disturbance in the force......no, it's just my brownies, thery're done!!.......wait, it really IS a disturbance in the force!! Bubu is in dire need of help! I must go!" "where YubYub?" asked the kids "To Yavin 4, the original academy, were we fought that battle so long ago" "where?" the kids enquired YubYub was stunned by their ignorance of history "Yavin 4........acadaemy.....battle....oh never mind." With that he rushed to his hut and grabbed his Saber......and some fresah baked brownie, jumped in his ship and set course for Yavin 4 [play imperial march] Just at that moment, on the other side of the galaxy.... "King me" said Darth Mideon gleefully "Ummm master?" asked Soong (his apprentice) "hmm?" "shouldn't we be off killing jedi and torching innocent cities with our wrath, instead of playing 3d checkers?" "ahhh, my young apprentice.." "I'm 34" ".....my apprentice, long have the sith awaited the right time to strike. My old master Tavion The Great only just escaped the Battle of the Academy with her life! And now you propose to ge running in the like a headless nerf? I think not.....king me" "But master i sensed a great disturbance in the force. The dark side has a new ally and it is gathering its strength on Yavin 4. If we act now we could be in a postion to pick up the pieces and rule the galaxy when the dust settles!" "A disturbance you say? You sure it's not that burrito you had for lunch?" "Sure master, it was low-fat" "Ahhh! Well then, we shall go to Yavin 4 and kick some jedi ass!!!......as soon as you king me" "yes master" |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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[Not in story]
What's wrong with you, Lian? Don't think the other one was good enough? Ah what the hell, I'll write something. The current cast is Massadoobie, DJ Sith, Aeth S'kray, Lianiotte, Bubu, Chosen One, Pure and Eclipse. [In story] Bubu fell to the ground, and rolled onto his back with tears in his eyes. The person who damaged him was none other than....get ready for this.... The demented Flamori 2! During the battle on Yavin 4 thirteen years ago, the original Flamori 1 had come into contact with the dark side while trying to use a forbidden dark crystal to save the academy. He had suceeded, and the imperial fleet attacking the academy had been wiped out of orbit, along with the virus, but by doing so he had opened himself to the dark side and turned onto the academy instead, his bloodthirsty lust for power unsatisfied. The Jedi Mentor Zero had finally stopped him, sacrificing his own life in the process. The evil was purged from Flamori 1's body, and the academy was saved. But the academy had been too badly damaged in the battle, and the Jedi were relocated to Zeo Prime. (Rori sucks as a planet name) Overcome with guilt at his own actions, Flamori 1 left the way of the Force behind him, and went on to become the galaxy's most renowed bounty hunter. But the evil spawned by the dark crystal had lived on, in the form of a force clone, Flamori 2. Bubu gasped. "F1! What...what...WTF are you doing?!" A cruel smile played across F2's face. "F1? That pathetic Jedi failure? He was my original form, you know. But I am not ashamed of that. Everyone has to start somewhere." As F2 spoke, Bubu gathered the Force behind him and reached for his lightsaber... Only to be lifted into the air by an invisible giant, fingers drawing tight around his throat. He gasped for breath. "Jedi fool." said F2, his right hand raised in a simple, almost relaxed, movement. "You are no match for me." And Bubu felt the truth of his words as his Force push shaterred on the edge of F2's powerful Force presence like nothing. "Do not anger me," said F2, still calm. "I want you to do something for me." "In your dreams, pal." retorted Bubu, trying to probe F2's mind and instead coming up against an impenetrable blank wall. "I want very much to kill you, Bubu. The only reason I'm holding back is because you're more useful to me dead than alive. Don't tip that balance. You have something I need. The force shard you took from the shattered dark crystal all those years ago. Give it to me." "In a million years," managed Bubu, reaching out for his comrades, then realized F2 was blocking him from the Force. "I'll kick your decayed ass." F2's grip tightened considerably, and his eyes blazed. "The balance plunges." he said, and Bubu had one last vision of black lightning exploding from F2's fingers, before he passed out, and knew no more. [Not in story] Don't you just hate me? _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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MEANWHILE, at the new, more futuristic, Jedi Academy in the planet of Rori...
http://starwarsgalaxies.station.sony.com/features/planets/planets_ror.jsp (THE NEW JEDI ACADEMY is made completley with medal, and new rooms are created every second.) Aeth S'kray sensed.. stuff.. and went to his ship. That was.. fast. _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 14 2003 04:30pm. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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Massadoobie and DJ Sith flew towards Yavin4 in their ship. They were being followed by, now Jedi Academy Master (and trainer), Lianiotte (please don't whip me with the council stick  ) along with Eclipse, Lianiotte's former master.
Next to Lianiotte's ship was Bubu's (who was now part of the staff) with Pure and Chosen One. Lianiotte looked at a picture next to her control pannel. She picked it up (still controlling the ship.) "It's been a long time since Zero's passing." Eclipse turned to Lianiotte. "He died a noble death. Remember, he sacrificed himself to destroy all those Sith at—" BANG! Their ship was shot, and started crashing into Yavin4. In Bubu's ship, Chosen One looked to see what caused this. Nothing was there. "DJ!" shouted Massadoobie. "Hurry it up!" DJ Sith spun a pack of trip mines on his belt, and went faster into Yavin4. Arriving on the planet, they noticed smoke. When arriving to Lianiotte's crashed ship, they found nobody, and no bodies. They examined the inside of the ship, all except for Bubu. Caw caw caw.... Bubu was getting a bit frightened, and his sensing skills started clearing up. Something dropped down behind him, and his right arm (saber arm) was cut off. Bubu fell to the ground, turned around, and the person who damaged him was none other than.... (not Lianiotte or Eclipse.) _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 14 2003 04:22pm. |
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