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Apr 14 2004 10:18am

Mookie
 - ex-Student
Mookie
Hiya guys!

I was just browsing through the quotes of our Jedi Academy channel on IRC (#jedi-academy on Quakenet), and I noticed we have several hundreds by now all made by the people you know and love to hate. Though it's probably not perfect and maybe I missed a few, I felt like putting together a top ten (even though they are pretty much all good, that's how they became quoted!) of quotes and wanted to see your Tops of Ten!

So get your bad selves to:
http://weblog.whosaron.com/index.php?weblog=quotes
and have fun!

~Ken

1: <Virtue> LoL - I'm takin head from a guy who duct taped himself to the celing trying to replace a light bulb
<General_Monty> OMFG
<Virtue> OMG WORST TYPO EVA, I MENT HEAT!!!!

2: <Jake_Kainite> I'll get aroused and type with my.......
<Jake_Kainite> hang on
* Jake_Kainite gets on the internet
<Jake_Kainite> I'll just lay it on the keyboard.....
<Jake_Kainite> qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,
<Kenyon> LOL
<Jake_Kainite> whoah!!
<Jake_Kainite> i haven't even moved it yet :D

3: (JumpinJedi) I hereby declare..
(JumpinJedi) PENIS!
(JumpinJedi) Thank you, that is all.
Part: (JumpinJedi) (adg@JumpinJedi.users.quakenet.org)

4: (@DJ_Sith) i dont mail used sex toys (Jello`) i dont think your gf would fit in a box

5: <Jacen_Aratan> I want Virtue to come online.
Join: Virtue #jedi-academy
<Kenyon> I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS

6: In reference to his broken ankle: <+Monteh> i heard it go ?? Quit: (Monteh) (~trillian@spc1-derb2-3-0-cust50.manc.broadband.ntl.com) (*.net *.split)

7: <Jacen_Aratan> OMG! IT MOVED! <Katan> HOLY CRAP MINE TOO

8: <AsoAron> and im short of cash anyway <AsoAron> ive got better things to waste my money on DJ_WorksSite points at the 70 yr old german prostitute <AsoAron> you want her? <AsoAron> shes all yours :p <DJ_WorksSite> hell yeah <DJ_WorksSite> gimmeh

9: <`El-Mariachi> Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others

10: <Kueller[JAK]> I want a nookie; Leif|JAK| gives Kueller[JAK] a 'nookie'; <Leif|JAK|> what's a nookie anyway?

This post was edited by Mookie on Apr 14 2004 10:19am.

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Apr 15 2004 08:03am

Kueller
 - Student
 Kueller

great idea, just noticed there where 2 quotes added which include me. Now THAT is showing very bad humour:P
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-Taught Gradius all his laming skills :P


Apr 15 2004 07:17am

xAnAtOs
 - Student

Lol awesome ones you got there cmad :D
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Jools is my best friend. :D
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Apr 15 2004 06:52am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Quote:
lmao :D

oh my god, they rule!

'It moved!' 'Holy Crap, mine too!'
:D



First time I saw Chicka for a long time on IRC... and she decided to randomly INVENT that quote. >_<

Apr 15 2004 06:34am

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

haha that's pwnage tarp :D :P
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Apr 15 2004 04:43am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

:D

Aratan trying to find the hole for the mic: "I've found the hole!" Chicka: "Congratulations, you are now a man"

<Pazzo> anyone got a windows XP cd-key? <ClinRaro> Pazzo: FCKGW-E4TMY-C0CK-F4G0T ----> Pazzo is ~ident@tide110.microsoft.com
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Apr 15 2004 12:40am

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

omg! :eek:

I'm on the site with a quote too :D

"<BailHope> I'l not stupid!! <BailHope> *I'm not stupid"

lol :D I remember that one :D
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Quote:
I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Apr 14 2004 11:39pm

Xavier
 - Student
 Xavier

ololz all the way
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~Xavier

Apr 14 2004 10:41pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

Haha, sweet stuff Cmad, had a few in there I was considering adding, too. :D

Apr 14 2004 10:40pm

Mreoton
 - Student

weeeeee im in a quote :D ph33r Funkeh Lawyer

Apr 14 2004 10:37pm

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

Take a look at some others :P

<@Kueller> Aron and Buzz
<@Kueller> sitting in a tree
<@Kueller> B A N N I N G

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<manga_0taku> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat<manga_0taku> err pen is

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(19:39:32) ? Jacen_Aratan puts the e in ego
(19:39:45) (Casual-) hey, I put the v in cool
(19:39:46) (Casual-) *c
(19:39:47) (Casual-) goddamnit

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(00:22:00) (FosHezY) eny more good bot names??
(00:22:11) (+thyphus) deckard is a good bot
(00:22:33) (+Aron) /msg deckard join #yourchannel
(00:23:28) ?? quit: (FosHezY) (~bawhaw@80.179.7.253.forward.012.net.il) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (fuck off)))

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<cmad> !seen shit
-JAbot- I found 31 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Bubu` Home_bubu `Bubu Shit Anything. Bubu` ({~commander@Bubu[JAT].users.quakenet.org}) was last seen changing nicks to Bubu on #pieisyummy 23 hours, 53 minute

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<FunkehLawyer> OBJECTION <Halendor> calls for speculation! <Halendor> baggering the witness! <FunkehLawyer> OBJECTION <Halendor> councellor is testifying! <FunkehLawyer> OBJECTION <JAbot> FunkehLawyer: Please stop repeating already....

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<Rauc[JADM]___> No offense to anybody else in the tournament, but I think it'd be great to see Doobie take it all. ;) [17:31] * DaRtH-MoBiLiTy would love to see doobie take it....................IN THE ASS

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<T-Siduro> TS is for LAMERS [22:46] <T-Siduro> and LOSERS [22:46] <T-Siduro> and GEEKS [22:46] <T-Siduro> I'll be there in a sec

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- Too bored to search for more :P
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Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow.

Apr 14 2004 08:47pm

Lego[DEAD]
 - Ex-Student
 Lego[DEAD]

lol, fkin JAbot :P
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AHH YOU ARE ALL NICE LADS

Apr 14 2004 05:26pm

Mreoton
 - Student

Quote:
<JAbot> if legolian joins again, tell him to quit fcking adding useless quotes, or ill permanently ignore him


Apr 14 2004 05:03pm

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

lmao
these are great

Apr 14 2004 04:42pm

Ulic |retired|
 - Student
 Ulic |retired|

I like number 5 ;)

btw i clearly see a pattern in the topic of most irc conversations...
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

Apr 14 2004 04:27pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

I knew most of them because of was there, but there still funneh! :D

Apr 14 2004 04:07pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Omg I just read this Quote:
<DJ_Sith> Yeah. See, I have this gay lover, he's also a make-up artist... or something, anyway, Odan does wonders for my complexion!

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Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Apr 14 2004 03:34pm

Hardwired
 - Retired
 Hardwired

Awww..I didn't make the cut..:P

Great stuff...:D :D :D
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::Nothing wrong with a little shooting.....as long as the right people get shot::

Apr 14 2004 11:42am

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

[Tid0]: i want hooker
Kenyon sends Jacen_Aratan to Tid0.
+FaDed sends Tid0 Jacen_Aratan
@Virtue throws Jacen_Aratan at Tid0
[Tid0]: HAHAHAH

awww...poor Jacen

This comment was edited by Rosie on Apr 14 2004 11:44am.

Apr 14 2004 10:54am

Menaxia
 - Student
 Menaxia

hahahhahahha
:D
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This is not the place to look for me

Apr 14 2004 10:54am

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

lmao :D

oh my god, they rule!

'It moved!' 'Holy Crap, mine too!'
:D


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Visit the Belouve Family Website!
Quote:
I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


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