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The Kentucky Department of Corrections
Apr 23 2004 04:50am

JavaGuy
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JavaGuy
This one is priceless. Somebody ought to tell the webmaster at the Kentucky DOC that not every web site has to have a guest book. In fact, some really shouldn't:

http://www.corrections.ky.gov/Guestbook.htm


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Apr 23 2004 01:27pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Quote:
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck! He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."


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Apr 23 2004 10:33am

Garos
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 Garos

lol.
I was going to make a post, but I thought it was a bad idea.
Either way, that definately shouldn't have a guestbook

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