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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
Ouch!!! I got a hangover from hell!!!
Anyone have a good cure for a hangover? Or even a good drinking story? Here's my hangover remedy: B4 going to bed, drink like 2 glasses of water!!! Some folks like to take 2 asprin as well, but that's up to you. Then, wake up early. Drink something like Gatorade or Powerade (any flavor you choose). Then inhale some "Smoke of Hemp", take a leak, then go back to bed. When you wake up again, you should feel a lot better. Or, you can just start drinking again! I don't recommend either of these remedies if you're still getting sick. In that case stick to bread and water. Trust me, I know!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Hey Bubu,
I think I remember you saying that you're in Japan at the moment. If you ever wind up in the NYC or LI area, we should go out for a beer or five. 
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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heres' a toast you would give at a wedding:
"Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population." _______________ make install -not war |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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How about this one:
Here's to the breezes, That blows through the treezes, It lifts the girls' skirtses, Above their kneeses, It pleases, it teases, It spreads diseases....Oh Jesus! (bottoms up!) _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This comment was edited by Battlin' Billy on Feb 19 2003 12:33am. |
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Fonz - Student 
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Here are two that i like:
A boy may kiss his girl goodbye, The sun may kiss the butterfly, The wine may kiss the crystal glass, And you, my friend, may kiss my ass 
and short but sweet and to the point: Here's to panties, not the best thing in the world, but damn close to it  _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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How about some good toasts:
Here's to you and here's to me, The best of friends we'll always be, If you want to disagree, F-you, and here's to me!
Anyone else got some good toasts? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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hehhehehe exactly! you said it billy!
let's parteh! _______________ make install -not war |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Here's some advice for when you go out drinking:
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender. SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth. SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking. SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him. SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. FAULT: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer. SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted. FAULT: The beer is too weak. ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves. SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song. FAULT: Beer is just right. ACTION: Play air guitar. Cheers! Prost! Nastrovia! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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That is quite good.
My tips: Don't trip and hit your head on the toilet, rendering yourself unconscious. You have had enough. Stop swinging at the kid from Switzerland who had 1 beer to your 15. _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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Fonz - Student 
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One of my hockey team mates got really wasted, really early on in the night...so what's the best thing to do - put him on a train to ABerdeen without his wallet or phone and only £10 in his pocket doh! - he woke up the next morning on a bench with some Scottish geezer shaking him by the shoulder and telling him to "wake up Jimmy". He had to blag his way back to Newcastle the next day and we laughed evilly Muhahahahaha (except for me i giggled like a girl for three days). _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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