| An exclusive interview with the One and Only JumpinJedi | |
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Casual - Student  |
Welcome my good friends to witness this quite excquisite opportunity that has landed in my hands. As you may well know, the King, the Usurper, the Sovereign, the Merciful One, our own JumpinJedi left the ranks of this Academy some while ago. After he left, an empty feeling surged in my stomach, as I'm sure in many of your abdomens too. Who was this guy? How did he make such a big difference into our lives? When was he coronated? He was so cool, what was his secret? So many questions, so few answers. So a while ago I got hold of JJ's agent (wasn't easy), and he agreed to give one last interview for the Academy Times, and exclusively to me, your favorite reporter Casual Cucumberg. I was thrilled, of course, to be able to interview this mighty man. I am sitting at Mune's Bar, with a cup of coffee for me and my interviewee. I'm quite nervous, since my last meeting with the King passed quite quickly with me goggling in awe at his superiority. I hope I can get something out of my mouth now. The door to the bar opens and he has arrived. He walks steadily towards my table, instantly noticing my reporter-like appearance (I have, after all, won several awards). He has a long overcoat and a brimhat deep over his eyes. What has he to hide? I make a note to ask this later of him. He sits down, introduces himself (modestly just as "The King"  , and gets ready for my questions.Welcome JJ, me and the magazine would like to thank you for your effort to join in this communitive event. How have you been since your leaving the academy? Nostalgia? Relief? Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? What are you up to now? _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. This post was edited by Casual on Apr 29 2004 12:16pm. |
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Casual - Student 
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*cough* *bump* *cough* -Cas _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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What a magnanimous guy. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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ROTFLMAO!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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ROFL A snapshot of an usual mind, you're safer not knowing the whole story. Bit like the sun, Gives us light but stare for too long and you'll go blind! hehe well it made sense to me!  _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same  . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Nitram - Ex-Student 
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  O M G, O W N A G E _______________ Please Lord forgive me, for I know now what I have done... |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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Ditto... all I can say is OMFG guys. |
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Aron - Retired 
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alright. This is the coolest thread I have seen EVER |
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Nero - Student 
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roflmao _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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skyler_ - Student 
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hahaha that was Awesome |
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pr0!d'kana - Ex-Student 
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Kingumssssssssssssss pwns all!! <3 the queen |
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Casual - Student
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I just had a private chat with Mr. Cucumberg, and he said that he might be doing an interview with Mr. Bubu, especially on his bizarre and bewildering sex life, spiced with little tidbits on his spectacular carreer as a belly dancer. But like I said, it's all hypothetical, Mr. Cucumberg is a busy man and we can only hope for more. -Cas _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. |
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Axion - Student 
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Quote: You are horrible people that need counseling. I love it. thanx we love to be weird nice interview lol thinkin about intervewing anyone else cas? _______________ Axion - Yeah. This comment was edited by Axion on Apr 29 2004 08:59pm. |
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Halendor - Ex-Student 
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That was.. enlightning  |
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DJK - Student 
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HA HA HA HA HAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long Live the King!!!!!! This comment was edited by DJK on Apr 29 2004 05:54pm. |
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Sared - Retired 
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You are horrible people that need counseling. I love it. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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rofl funny stuff !!! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Menaxia - Student 
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O JJ. _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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LOL! Nice interview! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Eclipse DKana - Student 
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Oh... My... God... That's sick |
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Casual - Student 
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Thank you JJ, those answers really ... uh ... contributed to our knowledge of you. This has been an outstanding experience, not only did I get to talk to the king, but also to steer this interview in the direction I wanted it to. Such friendliness and ability to act on my (me being a mere commoner) level is beyond understanding. I wish you all the best for you future JJ, and hope that you will visit the Academy sometime, we can only enjoy ourselves so much with Aratan. Thank you also for our readers, I hope you receive as much from this as I have. Casual Cucumberg _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. This comment was edited by Casual on Apr 29 2004 09:56pm. |
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01. Penis 02. Bananas 03. My own reflection 04. Jaina D'Kana! Ewwww! 05. Goober! 06. The Queen squeeling 07. Vierna Valmont raaaawring! 08. Male stripping 09. Female stripping 10. "Your majesty! Welcome to your new Kingdom!" |
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Casual - Student
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This has been a most interesting and diverse interview, I am glad that you can talk so freely about your personal stuff (being a King, looking like a King etc.). To conclude this session, I would like to present to you the questionnaire made by the French talk show host Bernard Pivot. This short questionnaire of 10 questions really tells us much about what a person is like and give insight into his/her world. So here we go JJ: 01. What is your favorite word? 02. What is your least favorite word? 03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? 04. What turns you off? 05. What is your favorite curse word? 06. What sound or noise do you love? 07. What sound or noise do you hate? 08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? 09. What profession would you not like to do? 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. |
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How did I become King? The people declared it! When I was born, the entire world looked at me, and one man said "Hmm, you know, that kid will make a GREAT King!"... and I did! Of course, at age Eight I had him hung, drawn, and quartered for calling me a "kid", as any sane-minded person would. What am I the King of? Perhaps you should ask what I am NOT the King of! I rule all that which you see! I am THE King! Elizabeth Windsor, Menaxia of Nippledom.. PAH! Who needs 'em?! I am your ONLY King! And I swear, nobody being outspoken has NOTHING to do with the fact that those who ARE outspoken are executed in a brutal and savage manner. I swear it! Do I have a Queen? Alas, ladies... I do! Her name is Bambi! She has a fat butt! What more could you want in a Queen? I need a gal to keep me on my toes, and Bambi is the one for me! Burden or blessing? At times, it can be one or the other, but when it comes down to it... it's good to be the King! |
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Casual - Student
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The readers appreciate your modest approach to their questions, as do I. Now, just a few more questions, then we're done, after all, you must have some conquering to make. Your life is surrounded by a mysterious veil. You are an exceptional person, since not too many people really get to meet a king in their lifetime. Could you tell us something about your history? How did you become King? Of WHAT are you King? Do you have a queen (especially the girls want to know this)? Is Kingship a burdon or a blessing? _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. |
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Quote: A girl from Boggleswirth wants to ask you this: "Hey JJ, I have heard that monarchy is based on hereditary succession. What will it take to make you the father of my child, so that he would someday be King, after you have left us, of course?" After I have left you? What does that mean? No my dear, the King cannot die! I am much more than the lesser mortals who populate this Academy! But, none the less, I could use children to yell at after a stressful day. Just drop by the castle some time, baby! *thrust* Quote: And a little boy from Bollocksville wants to know this: "JJ, you're the man! Who will I look up to now at the Academy? I mean, you were the KING, now I believe there's not even a prince never mind a duke in town?" For now, look up to Aratan. It will make things so much better when I decide to visit! This comment was edited by  on Apr 29 2004 12:44pm. |
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