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May 02 2004 04:40pm

Aron
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Aron
Alright.

This is by far the most pathetic thing I have EVER seen.

If you actually consider signing up after seeing this, I suggest you quit the academy and start working on your actual life :P

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com

This post was edited by Aron on May 02 2004 04:40pm.

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May 09 2004 12:26pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

What's that supposed to mean, Selph?! :P I wouldn't be too proud of that. :D
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May 09 2004 03:42am

Selph Senatu
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 Selph Senatu

Yo, I knew of this site before you came up with it here ;)

May 09 2004 01:57am

PlooKoon
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 PlooKoon

lol omg
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May 08 2004 03:45pm

Casual
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 Casual

Quote:
I'll take 4!!


JJ what's wrong wit ya, never known you to settle for so few. As long as it's imaginary, you could take 'em all. Oh btw I just registered you to the Russian Androgynous Bureau Inc. - Escort Service (R.A.B.I.E.S.). I heard some Mihail was looking for you, a friend of yours?

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May 06 2004 07:44pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Coming soon: Imaginary wives! :P
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May 06 2004 06:57pm

 
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I'll take 4!!

May 06 2004 06:23pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

OMG, that is AWESOME.

Edit: Ten bucks for the guy who signs up for an imaginary girlfriend but manages to win her heart.

This comment was edited by Mookie on May 06 2004 06:25pm.

May 06 2004 04:11pm

Fate
 - Student
 Fate

Another thing... I could make some easy cash just sending in a couple pics of a friend and pretending to be a gal... lol, I bet none of them are real
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May 06 2004 04:10pm

Fate
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 Fate

OMFG, that is hilarious! I'm signing up right now :P
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Gom gom gom gom gom!


May 06 2004 12:22am

Xavier
 - Student
 Xavier

*thinks* Im goin there *thinks*


wait did i say that out load?
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May 04 2004 02:19pm

Smilykrazy
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 Smilykrazy

ROFL!!!! :D
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May 04 2004 12:37pm

Lego[DEAD]
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 Lego[DEAD]

LOL
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May 04 2004 10:57am

Kueller
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 Kueller

OMFG, this is unreal, and I'm certain a lot of ppl use it :P
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May 04 2004 07:40am

3th
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 3th

i'm still waiting on my letters Lego, where the hell are they? i have friends and family to fool, damn it!!!
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This comment was edited by 3th on May 04 2004 07:42am.

May 03 2004 09:50pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Why make someone sign up, when we can just ask Lego or Katan? They're honourary members..

May 03 2004 09:42pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

oooooooooooh, I know:D

We'll make someone enter, and we'll check out the results... :D
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May 03 2004 09:37pm

Lego[DEAD]
 - Ex-Student
 Lego[DEAD]

ive been a member since last year...

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May 03 2004 08:39pm

Axion
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 Axion

OMG LOL thats great..
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May 03 2004 07:19pm

DJK
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 DJK

RILOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHH!!!!! What will come next :P

May 03 2004 07:00pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

LOL!!!

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May 03 2004 10:22am

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

Haha, funneh! :D

May 03 2004 08:58am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

So what?
I use that service

lol:D . I'd never sink that low:D:D

May 03 2004 08:16am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
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 (Jedi)Obi-JK

I wonder if we will ever see a girlfriend mmorpg. Thats right a huge server where you can go work on your relationship in "Real-Time!" You start out your LvL 1 girlfriend who is capable of pleasing you very little. As you devote your time to this game you can upgrade her buy working and buying her more precious minerals ( live EVE-online! ) She will upgrade, with various plastic surgeries, and new "skills."

NOTE: May affect a real the level of your real girlfriend.
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May 03 2004 07:54am

Nero
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 Nero

WHAAAAAAAAT THAT'S AWESOME, AT LAST:D
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May 03 2004 05:20am

Lackeh- Retired
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 Lackeh- Retired

I heard about this on the radio the other day. LMAO I thought it was a joke.
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