Your dad is Jeff, a garbage-disposal activist from northern Oklahoma. Call him activist, since he spends his days harassing people to recycle, recycle and recycle. Jeff is a nice guy, but unfortunately the weak link in your parents' mutual life. Your mother is Josephine, a window cleaner for the local grocery store. She has a comfortable disposition, a plump face, cheery eyes and always sports an old dress she received from her sister before her prom night.

Jeff and Josephine met during the annual convention of Ex-Convicts-Who-Have-Studied-Anthropology. Jeff was there, naturally trying to get people to listen to his sermons on garbage disposing. Josephine was there with her (now ex)-boyfriend, Grawk, who works at the zoo as the "Amazing Ape-man". The magic behind Jawarikardfalk all started, as Jeff threw a basketful of banana peels into the audience, to get a reaction. Josephine thought it was an incredibly hot thing to do, climbed over the raging mass, and passionately kissed Jeff. And that night, behind the recycling bins, they conceived you.

Now, you might wonder how I know all this, well, I was Grawk. I watched and learned about Jeff's and Josephine's beautiful tale, and thus decided that I don't want to be an apeman anymore. So I went to med school and am now the chief of staff in Oklahoma county hospital, and the proud father of 14 furry little children. Pop by sometimes, I'll give ya a banana.

-Grawk