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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
Do you have any funny, weird, crazy, etc. stories? Post 'em here! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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CuZzA - Student 
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Quote: LOL!!! Awesome stories!!! I got one more from that trip, and we weren't drunk! Rich made the fatal mistake of trying to get some sleep. He fell asleep in his room, righ next to the phone. We put some shaving cream on the phone's earpiece and then called him from the adjoining room. Naturally, he answers it and we could hear him from the other room: *RING* *RING* "Hello..." "Hey Rich, shaving cream." ...a couple seconds of silence... "You guys are a**holes!!! You DICKS!!!" ...and we all busted out in laughter. Then Rich opens up the door to the room we were in and throws his pillow at us. He still had the shaving cream on his ear and the side of his face. Oh, man just seeing him like that was enough to bust a gut! Mine is similar to that: I was sleeping over at my friends house with another 1 of my mates and we had a funny idea. While he was sleeping, we got a bowl from his kitchen and filled it with warm/hot water. We went by his bed and put his hand into it. After that we got some of his dads shaving cream and put it on his hair and face. The next morning, we woke up first and went to wake my mate up. As you do when you're tired, u stretch and put ur hands over ur face and stuff...and he did. When he was rubbing his face, he screamed!! He noticed that he had shaving cream all over him! Then, he stood up from his bed, and there on his mattress, was a big wet patch...he had wet the bed! The warm water in the bowl relaxed his bladder so when he needed the toilet, he went in his bed! OMG!! SO FUNNY!!!   _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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I have one!!!!!! One night at about midnight when me and my sister were younger, my sister came out of her room and went into the bathroom. She had awoken from sleep. I was in the living room with my mom watching TV. I noticed her going into the bathroom. About 30 minutes went by and she was still in there so I mentioned it to my mom. My mom got up off the couch and knocked on the bathroom door. No answer. My mom then proceeded to open the door to find my sister just sitting on the toilet staring at the wall. At this point my mom grabbed some toilet paper and handed it to her. My sister then takes the toilet paper, stares at for a minute, then blows her nose with it!!! LOLOL!! IT was hysterical. She was sleep walkin we figured. BUT thats not all. The same night after my mom got my sister back into bed. About 1 hour later my sister comes walkin out of her room with a sleeping bag over her head. I was in the kitchen and my mom was in bed at this point. I turn around to see a big green moving object go by the kitchen door. About 5 feet from the kitchen door we have some stairs. There are about 8 steps there. She walked right towards the steps and fell down flat on her face. All you could hear was a huge THUD!! At first I was scared cause it looked like she could have really hurt herself. But she stood up and was like "Where the hell am I?" Then she started laughing hysterically! OMG WHAT A NIGHT!! I never laughed so hard in my life! ROFL I CANT STOP LAUGHING NOW JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT!!  Sleep walkin PWNS!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 This comment was edited by Smilykrazy on May 19 2004 10:07pm. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! Awesome stories!!! I got one more from that trip, and we weren't drunk! Rich made the fatal mistake of trying to get some sleep. He fell asleep in his room, righ next to the phone. We put some shaving cream on the phone's earpiece and then called him from the adjoining room. Naturally, he answers it and we could hear him from the other room: *RING* *RING* "Hello..." "Hey Rich, shaving cream." ...a couple seconds of silence... "You guys are a**holes!!! You DICKS!!!" ...and we all busted out in laughter. Then Rich opens up the door to the room we were in and throws his pillow at us. He still had the shaving cream on his ear and the side of his face. Oh, man just seeing him like that was enough to bust a gut! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Hahaha! Good point. I can't think of any funny stories of mine ATM.  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Drathir - Student 
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How come when people tell there drunk stories they always type like they have had a little too much to drink while they were WRITIMG THE STORY . _______________ Where we ask the question, "Is real life really stranger than fiction, or is fiction about real life being stranger than fiction stranger than real life being stranger than fiction?" Ow. -Paradox Lost Want to read my slowly in progress webcomic? -TCTI |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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rofl ... I've got sooo many stories, I donno where to start... hehe oh well. This happened a few years ago when a few friends and I formed our band, and we rehearsed for the first time, and after the rehearsal a birthday party for another m8 happened at that place. So we played some music and some guys came to listen to us and stuff. All in all a nice session with like 20-30 ppl as far as I remember. So, during rehearsal we already had some beer, but the real party only started afterwards. A really tasty chili was cooked, and we had chestnuts (it was in october) and loads of booze of course. Major thing was a drink called "[i]Sturm/i]" its made of apples sort of cider, but its got like 10% alcohol... anyway, and we had loads of this very sweet drink. So we decided to play poker, and whoever lost had to empty a pint of this bottoms up hehe... oh, btw I lost pretty often  ok well, so the party went on and it was friggen fun. somewhen a mate and I decided to go to bed there, in some room there was a canape that was extendible. so my m8 and I went there and tried to extend it, and drunk as we were this was quite a task. And we kept trying and trying, it didnt work out quite. And we were soo tired and couldnt go to sleep, coz noone wanted to sleep on the floor, and we would hav ethe cozy couch there... well well... after like 30 minutes someone opens the door and asks: "You asleep yet ?" - "No." - "Oh, so you dont mind if I turn the light on ?" no comment _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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LOL especially Bail's crust storyand Axion's Pant soiling Sleep/Drunk Walking I was out drinking for a friend’s b’day and after we went back to his house. We had arranged to stay over as had another couple so Ellie and I had to sleep on the lounge floor. Anyway, we were all pretty drunk and we were sitting in the Lounge having a few more drinks, chatting and I fell asleep. I wake up hearing 2 girls talking about moving me but I stay under the duvet and think, leave me alone I'm alright. They walked away and I turned over to get more comfortable and notice my mate Sean next to me and I'm in his bed. AAARRRRRGGGGHHH.  I jumped up and sheepishly go back down stairs to join my wife on the Lounge floor apologising to my friend’s girlfriend, whose place I had been occupying, on the way down. The story goes I had got up to go to toilet and instead of going back down stairs had climbed into the nearest bed. DON'T DRINK KIDS! I have more stories! _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
This comment was edited by Roan Belouve on May 18 2004 12:07pm. |
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Jello` - Student 
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One time when I was really sick, I had croup (i htink thats what its called, your throat gets really clogged), anyway, one time I went to bed, and I stated sleepwalking without knowing it, and I ended up staring into my sisters closet, and she said "what are you doing?" and unconciously I said "I'm looking for something to eat on".... weird _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Axion - Student 
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LOL billy your the man. okay one from me.. i peed my pants in disney world.. i couldn't hold it in anymore!! >_< _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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K, here's another one from the same music trip: Again, at the hotel, from the balcony, you could see the pool in the courtyard. My buddy, Rich, brought along 3 humongous bags of Gummi Bears. He said, "Did you ever put a Gummi Bear in water?" None of us had and he just grabbed a big handful of them and chucked them off the balcony into the pool. So, we all did the same. It was so funny chucking them and like 2 seconds later hearing the pitter-patter of them hitting the water. So the next morning we get the call to go downstairs for breakfast. On our way to the dining hall, we pass by the pool, and OMG in the pool is just big multi-colored blobs and the poor maintainance guy is trying to fish them out with a net and they were just falling back through the holes! We tried our hardest not to laugh!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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DJK - Student 
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Quote: True story: When my little brother was born (and I was three years old), I ran into the room screaming: "I have a sister!", to which my mother replied the newest member of our family, was, in fact, male. I screamed "NOOOO!" and kept calling my brother a sister for eight months. heheh |
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DJK - Student 
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ya, Im going to join the army too, at least that way i can maybe make him proud, so that he at least dint gave his life for me for nothing....and Thanks Cuzza. |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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True story: When my little brother was born (and I was three years old), I ran into the room screaming: "I have a sister!", to which my mother replied the newest member of our family, was, in fact, male. I screamed "NOOOO!" and kept calling my brother a sister for eight months. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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dude...i'm...sorry about that... _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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DJK - Student
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does normal or sad storys count here? if so i got one: My dad left me when i was only 2, and he was in the french legion. and one day he was going to war down in north Africa, and he was killed there, his mate was just aside him, and if he hadnt asked him to get more ammo, he probably would be alive.... thanks guys, i just realy had to get it off my chest..... |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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LOL!! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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OK, this happened during a music trip to Virginia Beach back in good ol' 1986. Our HS jazz band and show choir go on a trip every spring called Festival of Music. We knew going into this particular trip that it would be a total blast. I was rooming with my buddies, Mark B., Mark S. and Joe. In the adjoining room of the hotel were my buddies Ray, Jim, Rich and Tom. Well, we get up to the room and open up the sliding glass door to the balcony which overlooked the courtyard of the hotel. Mark S. and Joe get into a wrestling match and Mark rips Joe's shoe off and tosses off of the balcony into the courtyard. Like a minute later, we hear a knock on the door and when we open it, there's one of the teachers just giving us a dirty look and holding up the shoe. Joe just grabs the shoe, say "Thank You" and shuts the door. We got busted for the shoe!!! Well, the guy Joe, being from W. Virginia where fireworks are legal, brings a few with him on the trip. All day long, everyone was going around to the rooms and just walking in and hanging "the moon" and just walking right back out. So Ray, from the next room walks into our room, turns around and starts undoing his pants to hang "the moon". Joe is laying on one of the beds with one of those silver disk fireworks and a lighter and he says, "Ray, get out or I swear I'll light it!" Naturally, Ray didn't leave and hangs "the moon". Joe accidentally lights this thing, inside the hotel room, and is trying desparately to put out the fuse. Seeing that he's being unsuccessful he tries tossing it out to the balcony and the door is only open like 6". So of course it hits off of the glass and RIGHT INTO MY OPEN SUITCASE!!! The thing goes off and starts bouncing up and down off the ceiling and floor and filling up the room with smoke. So we all run into the adjoing room and close the door and we're just standing there in silence, crapping our pants! After a few seconds, we hear the smoke alarm go off in the next room! Then we push Joe in there and tell him to turn it off. Luckily, it was battery powered and was able to easily shut it off. Then we go out to the balcony of that room, and all we see is smoke just pouring out of the glass door. Well, the funniest part of the whole thing is that we didn't get busted AT ALL for that!!! We got busted for throwing a shoe out the door, but not for lighting fireworks off IN THE ROOM! My HS buddies and I still laugh our butts off about that one! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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ok, here goes This is a true story: I used to have an intense dislike for the crusts on bread. (you know ... the sides...) When I was going to junior grade I still didn't eat any crusts so when my friends asked me: "Don't you eat crusts?" I answered: "I would, but my mother makes our own bread... and she doesn't know how to do them crust-thingies" _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student
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when my sister was born _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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