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Ulic Belouve - Student  |
Ok, first step, put your mind in the gutter if it is not already there.
Now, read this: From the theory of "long-rod penetration", in this limit the possible depth D of penetration is proportional to the length and density of the penetrator and inversely proportional to the density of the target. The maximum depth of penetration depends only weakly on the yield strength of the penetrator. For a penetrator that is much stronger than the target, D/L=(Pp/Pt)ln(Yp/Yt), where L is the length of the penetrator, P is the material density, and Y is the material strength to plastic (think RUBBER) yielding; the subscripts p and t stand for the penetrator and target. The fundamental parameter R is the ratio of the projectile ram pressure to the yield strength of the material. The target material yields, and penetration occurs, when R is greater than 1. All that is left to do is to try saying this without cracking a smile or bursting out laughing: LONG ROD PENETRATION Now you know why I study nuclear weapons. This can be so fun. Try yelling out "LONG ROD PENETRATION!" sometime. It's not dirty, it's a term used by the Federation of American Scientists. Go to www.fas.org and find details on them. That SHOULD get you out of trouble for yelling: "LOOOONNNNGGGG RRROOOODDDDDDD PENETRAAAAAATTTIOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!" _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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 ...OMG, that's so sick...(I think I'll e-mail it to all my friends.)
Where the hell did you get all this?! _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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ROFL a cosmic orgasm.. are you kidding me?? we are talking about friggin bombs here! it's more like cosmic suffering! _______________ make install -not war |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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I think I have DONE that, but I am not sure if they made us do it manually. They might have, I forget.
Anyways, here's some fun stuff from my text: Dr. Helen Caldicott has underscored the phallic symbol of the nuclear bomb and missiles in terms of "missile envy". Elongated missiles, erupting and ejecting their warheads are phallic symbols. Even some of the names associated with these weapons are laden with pychosexual allusions; missile erector, thrust, deep penetration, soft laydown. There may be a perverse identification with the bomb, on the societal level, an anticipation of oblivion experienced as ecstacy, a cosmic orgasm. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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as long as the system of differential equations is linear... 
btw ever tried to manually apply a fourier transformation on a sine or cosine ? _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Ulic Belouve - Student
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Well, I took 3 years of Physics and math, and made it through the toughest math an engineer will need to take. I spent 2.5 years in engineering, completed the math, and then decided that Political Science was best for me.
So to boil it down, yes, I do understand that stuff. At least there are not integrals or any complex differential equations. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Rampage - Student 
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k, this is from that site: 3R = v2 / 2Y = (v/vc) 2 where is the projectile density, v is its velocity, Y is the yield strength of the material, and the critical velocity vc = (2Y /)1/2
hmm, do u really understant things like this? |
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Vaughn - Student 
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Darth Jell-O, you make my head hurt. _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Jello` - Student 
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lol.......................................
(thats all i have to say, but wait, i just said that... so its not all i have to say... but wait, i....) _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Do you have their phone #'s Ulic? I'd be happy to give them a demonstration!
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Yep...that is the exact report that I printed out. It's pretty damn funny. You think the guys do such humor on purpose, just for a change of pace from working on weapons of anniahlation.
I saw some female protesters on TV that were wearing strap-on missiles. I call them the "Rocket Penis Singers" LOL. Perhaps the Rocket Penis Singers are tuned to the theory of long-rod penetration. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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http://www.fas.org/faspir/2001/v54n1/weapons.htm
scroll down there's a section about it... master i didn't know you were such a naughty little boy! _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Feb 19 2003 03:10am. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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So what you're saying is that all those movies I got that say XXX on them are just documentaries on the theory of long rod penetration? That totally messes up my concept of the birds and the bees!
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ioshee - Student 
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Thank you master. I think I've found my new bind for after a duel.
Now if only I could get Chosen One to put in /amsmokecig _______________ One of the Belouve boys |
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