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This, Saturday, the 22nd of May, shall be the day of BAH. A holy day, indeed. I, Brother Bunneh, and Sister Luggeh, are the proprietor's of the Church of BAH - A holy church, dedicated to preaching the word and teachings, of our lord and saviour, BAH. THE TEACHINGS OF BAH 1. There is only BAH, there is no wind, there is no heart, there is no soul. There is no life, there is no death. There is only BAH. 2. Refer to teaching of BAH no. 1. 3. Every Saturday, of every week, of every month, of every year, will be dedicated, to our lord and saviour, BAH. Thus, the day of BAH is born. You will enjoy this day, in the name of BAH. Any questions asked to you, shall be answered, only with BAH. 4. BAH is much more than a universal answer to everything. BAH is a way of life. The Children and Disiciples of BAH must dedicate their life, the BAH within them, to BAH. 5. No child of BAH, shall commit blasphemy, nor sacrilege, of the ways of BAH. 6. To pray to BAH, is to commit every doing of your day, to BAH. Every prayer is a step on the path to Enlightenment. The prayer, is as follows... "...BAH!". 7. The ultimate insult, to BAH, is to commit yourself to the ways of WTF. He is the ANTI-BAH. Every Monday, which is considered to be the worst day of the week to a child of BAH, shall be known as the day of WTF. 8. The teachings of BAH are not optional. You must commit yourself, and your life, to these teachings. You, yourself, are insignificant, to the power of BAH. 9. Every child and disciple of BAH is required to teach, and to preach, the word of BAH, in order to achieve enlightenment. Whether it be a simple BAH to a friend, or reciting the teachings of BAH to a crowd in the street, you will be teaching the ways of BAH. 10. BAH. And now, children of BAH, let us all take a moment, to thank our lord BAH for giving us reason to live. Let us pray. BAH! This post was edited by  on May 23 2004 12:53pm. |
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Orion - Retired 
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Quote: Humbug. haha omg i was lmao when i read this, dunno why.. but FEH! _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Fate - Student 
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Taoist teachings + Christian teachings + internet = BAH  _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
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Sauce - =^.^= 
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...antibogone! |
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Menaxia - Student 
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> WTF?! _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Jawa Rikard Falk - Ex-Student 
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bah _______________ bye all i had a great time here i will never forget it i really gonna miss u all |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Q: How do these guys find a sheep in tall grass? A: Real nice! Moooooo! _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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DJK - Student 
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mo0o0o00oo |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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hhaahaha!!! You forgot to make one of the BAH's bold! BAH _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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SedNox - Student 
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LOoOoOoOoOoOoOL!!!!!!!!!! . . . bah  _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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uhhhh... _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Darkwood - Student 
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mææh (read: bah) _______________ -Darkwood- |
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JavaGuy - Student
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Humbug. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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doobie - Jedi Council 
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meh!!!! _______________ -Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament -I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me |
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Steinin - Student 
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WTF??? _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
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Orion - Retired
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FEH!!!!! _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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FEH!!! _______________ make install -not war |
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DJK - Student
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Well, does that mean i cant pray to BAH when im brushing teeth or drinking or just engaging sexual fun? |
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pr0!d'kana - Ex-Student 
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I love u guys, i would love to bake you some cake....shaped like a heart...with special jaina frosting ~love jaina |
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pr0!d'kana - Ex-Student 
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shut up you dumb poo poo heads..~ jaina |
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The ways of BAH require you to live a good life, and to enjoy it. If you can enjoy life, by eating... you may BAH with a full stomach... but never, EVER pray to BAH with your mouth full. |
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DJK - Student
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Brother bah, i have a question, can i eat before praying to bah? if so, is bah, bah? bah? hmm bah...that was all...Bahhhh!....Bah i give up |
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Fire - Student 
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Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full one for my master and one for my dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane BAH!!! |
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There is no black sheep - only BAH. |
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3th - Retired 
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BAH BAH black sheep have you any wool? _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Vier'na - Ex-Student 
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ooohhmm..... BAH! _______________ "Throughout life, one should not miss any chance to hold on to the things that are really precious... if one is truely wise" |
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