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May 24 2004 05:39pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
Jake Kainite
*put on chefs hat*

Ok boys and girls, since its getting towards summer and generally heating up, cold drinks are on the menu, and what better drink to have in the hot blazing sun than a nice chilled glass of Coke ?

*flares glass round his back and over his head*

Ok ingrediants:

Can or glass bottle of coke, the big plastic 2 litre bottles do not count!!
An OFFICIAL coke glass
Some ice cubes (6, no more, no less!)
A fridge

Firstly put your OFFICIAL coke glass in the fridge, leaving it over night is best option. Also put your can or bottle of coke in the fridge. (note** DO NOT put in freezer, the glass will crack and can or bottle will explode!!)

When you take your glass out, it should be misty and almost icey cold to touch, perfect :D

Take 6 ice cubes (no more, no less!) and put them in the glass, THERE MUST BE 6!! (no more, no less!!)

Take your coke out the fridge, that should be icey cold as well. Pour it SLOWLY into your glass. If you do it at the right speed, the coke will continue to fizz all the way upand not settle till you stop pouring, perfect!

Sit back with your mathmatically PERFECT coca cola and enjoy the summer.....
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Jun 04 2004 01:52am

SilkMonkey
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 SilkMonkey

Quote:
Pepsi tastes like cough syrup...


Whispy has the right idea. * > Pepsi
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Jun 03 2004 06:59pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

Quote:
Pepsi tastes like Coke!


Not at all!!! They taste similar, I agree, but there is a difference, unless you put some rum in it or something! (Don't get any ideas JJ :P)

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Jun 03 2004 05:13pm

 
 - Student

Pepsi tastes like Coke!

Jun 02 2004 07:32pm

Silent Whisper
 - Retired
 Silent Whisper

Pepsi tastes like cough syrup...
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Jun 02 2004 04:19pm

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

/me Grabs his Official Stella Glass (donataion from a local Public House) from the fridge takes 0 ice cubes, no more no less, gets out a Large Can of Stella from the fridge and pours slowly, tilting glass at 45 degrees.

As the glass becomes full he drains the remaining lager from the can, places the can in the recycle bag, wanders outside to sit in the sun and enjoy his drink. :)

REPEAT IF NECESSARY (OF COURSE ITS NECESSARY!)

Ahhhhh British Summertime is here!

Thanks JK that's just what your post made me think of.
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This comment was edited by Roan Belouve on Jun 02 2004 04:20pm.

Jun 02 2004 03:39pm

Mune
 - Student
 Mune

*goes to stick official Coca-Cola glass in the fridge next to the fridge pack and starts stop-watch*
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May 31 2004 06:51pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

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:D
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May 31 2004 09:55am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

/me tuts

No no no, you have much to learn little one :) You don't use a pint glass! That is pure madness, you use a coke glass so that when you're drinking it and it looks gorgeous, you are actually advertising at the same time :)

As for space for ice cubes....A coke glass can fit 6 ice cubes, and if you follow the recipe exactly you will read that you use 6 (no more, no less!!!)

Happy coking!
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May 31 2004 01:33am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
 - Student
 (Jedi)Obi-JK

Instead of this weak "OFFICIAL" glass why not use the most universial glass there is.

The ( so thick you can bludgen people to death with it ) pint glass.

You can put this one in the freezer and it have 4 more ounces of space ( than what is in the Coke can ) leaving plenty of room for ice.


EDIT: Upon further inspection my pint glasses are actually 19 oz. Just in case of a foamy poor, this actually leaves more room so you can get at LEAST 6 cubes of ice.
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This comment was edited by (Jedi)Obi-JK on May 31 2004 01:34am.

May 30 2004 09:25pm

Mreoton
 - Student

Yeah diet drinks suck and they still dont help you lose weight.
As were talking about soft drinks i heard this :D
Irn-Bru did some thing that if you drink lots of it, they will give you prizes. Kids drank loads of the stuff and started becoming a little ill. Doctors didnt know what it was so they did a scan. The scan showed all their organs, veins even parts of their bones as yellow :eek:

May 30 2004 08:30pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Quote:
EDIT: Pepsi Max xAn? That's just the equivalent of Diet Coke, and I hate diet soft drinks :P


I agree!!! Diet soda tastes like CRAP!!! Doesn't matter what brand or type. YUCK!!!

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May 30 2004 04:02am

Haohmaru
 - Ex-Student
 Haohmaru

They've got a horrible tasting Lime Coke now.

Quite disgusting.

EDIT: Pepsi Max xAn? That's just the equivalent of Diet Coke, and I hate diet soft drinks :P
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This comment was edited by Haohmaru on May 30 2004 04:04am.

May 29 2004 12:22am

Raider
 - Student
 Raider

i just prefer putting the bottle in the fridge, then drink it in front if my computer ;)
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May 28 2004 11:18pm

3th
 - Retired
 3th

jake, do you have some ice cube specifications? i want to make sure i get this right :D
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May 28 2004 10:39pm

HarlequinD'Kana
 - Student
 HarlequinD'Kana

O my God we have no Coke in the house im gonna die,
damit got to go need to buy Coke
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May 28 2004 09:45pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Cherry Coke?

WTF??!!

we don't have that in Belgium (I think)
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May 28 2004 09:43pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Quote:
but Coca-Cola RULES!!! Particularly Cherry Coke.
OMG YEA!!
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May 28 2004 09:38pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Quote:
I love cherry coke... Too bad they don't sell it in Norway!:eek:


That SUCKS man!!! If they didn't sell Cherry Coke here in NY, I would move!!!

Pepsi is OK, but Coca-Cola RULES!!! Particularly Cherry Coke.:D

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May 27 2004 04:19am

xAnAtOs
 - Student

Feh, Pepsi ownz j00, n00bs! Pepsi Max all the way! :D :P
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May 27 2004 12:15am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

Amen Brotha!!!
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May 26 2004 08:25pm

[HR]Knight
 - Student

THANK THE LORD I FOUND ANOTHER COKE LOVER

PEPSI SUX0RZ
COKE OWNZ!!


:D:D:D

May 26 2004 08:12pm

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

I love cherry coke... Too bad they don't sell it in Norway!:eek:
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May 26 2004 07:11pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

Yeah Billy those are 'sub variations' but they aren't a perfectly, technically, mathmatically, exact coca cola :)
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May 26 2004 06:24pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Move to Phoenix, Arizona!!! It's always warm there, in the summer it even gets to about 120°F (about 50°C) and it hardly ever rains.

I have to disagree with the ice-cube part. They just melt and water down the drink, unless you drink it all down in one sip. I like to put the bottle (plastic) in the freezer until there's just a thin layer of ice on top, no ice needed! Also, I prefer Cherry Coke....mmmmmmmmm!

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May 25 2004 01:50pm

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

:(
It's winter here. I think.
Not like it makes a difference though, in summer there were about 6 hot days. The rest was crap and rainy. Windy. Wet... BAH! I wanna move to somewhere hot.

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