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JavaGuy - Student  |
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5288963 Quote: The hen was slaughtered after the incident. WTF did the hen do wrong? _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Quote: Guy: I'm thinking about killing myself. Counselor: You don't want to do that. No matter what is wrong with your life, it can't be so bad that you'd be better off dead. Guy: I had sex with a chicken. Counselor: Try cyanide. ROTFLMAO!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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I wonder if he'd ever had sex with other animals than the hen...? :rolls eyes: _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
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SedNox - Student 
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! i really have a disturbing picture in my HEAD!!! THE HORRER!!!!!!!! PS: yea what did the Hen do? _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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I just keep thinking about what would have happened if he had called a suicide prevention hotline. Guy: I'm thinking about killing myself. Counselor: You don't want to do that. No matter what is wrong with your life, it can't be so bad that you'd be better off dead. Guy: I had sex with a chicken. Counselor: Try cyanide. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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roflmao at bail _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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thanks for that image ... brrrrrrrrr :s OMG!! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student
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oh dear god.. _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Same place the eggs come out, I suspect, Cuzza.......  |
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CuZzA - Student
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how did he...you know...? _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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On second thoughts, maybe I don't want dinner right now after all. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Sared - Retired 
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F@#$. Literally. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Axion - Student 
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OMG eww!!! maybe the slaughtered the hen just in case it had half-human type chicken things!! ITS A NEW SPEICIES!! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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skankerkid - Student 
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my question for you is... do you just like reading up on this kind of stuff or what? Because that is just sick. _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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PlooKoon - Student 
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man that is SICK! _______________ Moo |
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DJK - Student 
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OMFG! THATS JUST UNHUMAN! |
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roflmao!! how ill can human be? _______________ Founder of the Fisto Family -|- Member of the mighty FiZZsters!! -|- Owner of the second Bail prize for "BAIL RULES!!" -|- I'll never forget you Jaina! -|- Owner of the one and only autograph of Smily -|- SMILY RULES -|- Owner of the 1000th Comment of the great Kueller -|- Big brother to NarCosT Fisto, and ShadowFax . -|- Proud Padawan of Kueller -|-Sir Daidalus Fisto. Official Historian of Nippledom and server to Menaxia, Queen of Nippledom Quote: fiZZe: "gdamubububugmgmgububugrrrrrdsa?"
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