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Mookie - ex-Student  |
28) (Kenyon) Virtue owns. 44) (@Virtue) What have I done now? 50) (Kenyon) ...I need a reason? 21) —› nick (Kenyon) is now known as (VirtuesPRAgent) 32) • Jai|brb rings virtues office 35) (RoaN) Run virty Run 19) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, Jai|brb. 29) • Jai|brb giggles, then hangs up 33) (VirtuesPRAgent) rofl 36) (@Virtue) LoL 42) (@Virtue) Hahahah 52) • Jai|brb rings virtues office 58) (@Virtue) I've done that!  The hooker on the other end wasn't too pleased though.58) (Setementor) lol 0600) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, Jai|brb. 06) (Jai|brb) LOL 0607) • Jai|brb giggles, then hangs up 0610) (VirtuesPRAgent) ... 0611) (@Virtue) hahahahaaha 0611) (Casual-)  0613) (@Virtue) Omg 0617) (@Virtue) I could watch this for hours 0617) (Setementor) hahaha 0621) (Jai|brb) lol 0623) (VirtuesPRAgent) lol 0624) • Casual- rings Virtue's office 0625) (Setementor) me to 0628) • Jai|brb rings virtues office 0630) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, Casual-. 0634) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, Jai|brb. 0636) • Jai|brb blows a rasberry 0640) (@Virtue) Omg, we need more that one operator!! 0640) (VirtuesPRAgent) ... 0642) (Casual-) I'd like one salami pizza with anchovies please 0642) (VirtuesPRAgent) wtf 0643) • Jai|brb hangs up 0724) (Casual-) Hello? Operator? Are you there? 0724) (VirtuesPRAgent) Casual-, I am sorry to say that although Virtue is operating the Academy, designs our maps, handles our servers, has Padawans, teaches classes, works, has a girlfriend, parents, a social life and is currently the only thing standing between us and World War III, he does not bring pizzas. 0726) (VirtuesPRAgent) Goodbye now. 0732) • Setementor rings Virtue's office 0744) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, Setementor. 0747) (Casual-) Wtf 0747) (Casual-) Lousy service 0747) (Casual-) I'll never recommend you to my friends. 0751) • Casual- hands up 0751) (Casual-) *hangs 0756) (VirtuesPRAgent) Hands up! 0801) • Jai|brb rings virtues office 08) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, Jai|brb. 0806) • RoaN rings Virtues Office 0809) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, RoaN. 08) • Casual- rings Virtue's Office 0813) (Jai|brb) Welcome to Jaiko (TM)'s Office, Jai speaking. How may I help you, Ken-. 0817) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, Casual-. 0819) • Jai|brb rings virtues office 0828) • VirtuesPRAgent giggles, then hangs up. 0829) (VirtuesPRAgent) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s Office, Kenyon speaking. How may I help you, Jai|brb. 0833) (Casual-) Baby, I can feel you *uhh ahh*, what are you wearing? 0835) (Jai|brb) Welcome to Jaiko (TM)'s Office, Jai speaking. How may I help you, Ken-. 0837) (@Virtue) Wow, Ken justed summed up my entire life in less than 30 words - I wonder if I should be worried. 0845) (Jai|brb) lol 0850) (VirtuesPRAgent) Casual- Yes. Bye bye now. 0900) • Casual- hangs up 09) (VirtuesPRAgent) Jai|brb You can help me. Stop calling. 09) (RoaN) Hello you been selected for a specail introductory offer , can i ask do you have Double glazing 09) • Casual- rings Virtue's Office 0906) (cmad) Welcome to Virtue (TM)'s office, cmad speaking. How may I help you, Casual-. 0910) (Jai|brb) omg.....i think i started something.... 0913) (Casual-) Is Virtue there? 0913) (cmad) D 0915) (cmad) no 0920) (VirtuesPRAgent) RoaN Yes. Unfortunately, Virtue's mapping sucks window-wise. Bye bye now! 0924) (Casual-) I really need some advice, is he really there? 0928) (VirtuesPRAgent) Casual- No. 0928) (cmad) he's at the.... erm.... under the secretary's desk 0930) (Casual-) If he's in a meeting, tell him it's Casual 0932) (VirtuesPRAgent) Okay. 0934) (VirtuesPRAgent) VIRTUE 0937) (VirtuesPRAgent) CASUAL IS ON THE PHONE! 0949) • Jai|brb goes to virtues office....knocks on the door. 0955) (cmad) Casual- he's not exactly in a meeting 10) (cmad) i told you, he's helping the secretary to fix something under her desk 10) (Casual-) I really need to talk to him 1016) (cmad) (take "to" outta that) 1020) (VirtuesPRAgent) ...They've been fixing that damn desk for 14 hours, and it's from Ikea. 1025) (Casual-) Could you get his head from under the secretary's skirt and get him on the phone? 1036) (VirtuesPRAgent) Yessir. 1037) (VirtuesPRAgent) VIRTUE! 1038) (VirtuesPRAgent) OI! 1042) • Jai|brb knocks again 1042) (VirtuesPRAgent) Stop that for a second. 1042) (@Virtue) ?? 1047) (VirtuesPRAgent) Casual's on the phone. 1049) (VirtuesPRAgent) He wants to talk to you. 11) • Setementor still has the phone on 11) (@Virtue) Ask him if he can hold for a moment, then play him some Death Metal 1110) (VirtuesPRAgent) Roger that. 1111) (Casual-) This is really urgent. 1116) (VirtuesPRAgent) Casual- Please hold! 1118) (Casual-) ok 1119) • Casual- waits 1123) • Jai|brb knocks 1124) (VirtuesPRAgent) *Skid Row begins to play* 1127) (cmad) Casual- it will only be a minute 1130) (Casual-) ok 1131) • Casual- waits 1142) (Casual-) My ma pays my phone bill so I'm in no hurry 1142) (cmad) a Virtue-minute though  1149) (VirtuesPRAgent) *Sebastian Bach sings the background vocal to 'I Hate My Life' on Virtue's answering machine* ) (cmad) haha P ) (Casual-) eww 09) —› nick (RoaN) is now known as (Casuals_Mum) 09) (Casual-) Get better hold-music 13) • Jai|brb bangs head agains the door 20) (VirtuesPRAgent) ROFL 20) (@Virtue) HHAAHAHAHA 21) (Casuals_Mum) GET OF THAT DAMN PHONE 29) (Casual-) Mum stfu you old b*tch, I'm on the phone! 29) • Setementor hangs up 47) • Casuals_Mum starts removing her clothes 50) —› nick (cmad) is now known as (Casuals_dad) 52) (Casuals_dad) o 53) • Jai|brb collapses with concussion 53) (Casual-) Excuse me, is Virtue available yet? 54) (Casuals_Mum) don't make me come over there 55) (Setementor) LOL 56) (@Virtue) Oh, Ken, if RoaN calls, play him some "Herman's Hermits" D 59) (VirtuesPRAgent) *Virtue picks up the phone* "Hello?" "...stfu you old b*tch, I'm on the..." *BEEP* "Hello?" 1301) (Casuals_dad) GET BaCK IN THOSE CLOTHES 13) (VirtuesPRAgent) Roger that Virtue. 1311) (Casuals_dad) YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET A HEART ATTACK DO YOU!?!? 1315) (Casual-) Excuse me Kenyon, is Virtue there yet? 1318) (Casuals_dad) Casual- don't hang up the phone D 1319) (Casual-) I really need to talk to him 1322) (+Jacen_Aratan) Ken, make that 'No Milk Today' 1323) (VirtuesPRAgent) Casual- I think he hang up on 'b*tch'. 1324) (Casuals_dad) it's payed from your mom's retirement money 1328) (VirtuesPRAgent) Jacen_Aratan Roger. 1329) • Casuals_Mum starts to dance in a very unseductive way 1331) • `Orion slaps Virtue 1336) • Jai|brb climbs through window 1343) (Casual-) PRAgent sir, please just try him again 1355) (Casual-) It's a matter of life or death 1358) • @Virtue counters `Orion's slap with a well times snog 1358) —› nick (Casuals_dad) is now known as (cmad) 1358) • Jai|brb pees on kens desk 14) (cmad) Virtue Casual- REALLY wants to speak to you 1420) (@Virtue) Okok, I'll take the call. But if he's selling double glazing, I'mma kill the mofo 1421) (VirtuesPRAgent) Ewww. 1425) (VirtuesPRAgent) Okay, Virtue. 1428) • VirtuesPRAgent hands Virtue the phone. 1433) • Jai|brb streaks around virtues offices 1438) • VirtuesPRAgent throws a bucket at Jai|brb. 1438) (Jai|brb) w000000t 1441) (@Virtue) Virtue speaking, how may I help you? 1447) • Casual- giggles then hangs up 1450) (VirtuesPRAgent) ROFLMFAO 1452) (VirtuesPRAgent) HAHHAHAHA 1456) (@Virtue) HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH 1458) • Casuals_Mum starts to Sing Henry something I am 1459) (VirtuesPRAgent) omg 1500) (cmad) HAHAHAHA 1500) (Casual-) OWNED 1501) (VirtuesPRAgent) hahahahah 15) (cmad) ROFLMFAO 15) (cmad) HAHAHA D 1506) (VirtuesPRAgent) YES 1513) • VirtuesPRAgent high fives Casual-. 1518) (@Virtue) Omg, if only !addquote could support that much text... 1544) • Casuals_Mum puts on here bra and goes back to the kitchen 1544) (Casuals_Mum)  1557) (+Bubu) what did i miss? 1600) (@Virtue) I got it logged anyways - good times. D 16) —› nick (Casuals_Mum) is now known as (RoaN) 1614) (VirtuesPRAgent) Virtue I'm posting this stuff. 1629) (Jai|brb) lol 1634) (Casual-) 1636) (Jai|brb) Dont blame me.....i didnt do it 1644) (Casual-) ownage @ Virtue's office |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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w00t... /me dies laughing... and giggles _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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D@mned ++ - Student 
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LoL  _______________ Bartender at Mune's bar. It’s not just a site, it’s a community. It’s not just a community, it’s the Academy. It’s not just the Academy, it’s a place in my heart. |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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*me bumps the thread and giggles* |
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Senor Hat - Student 
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ahhh thats awsome _______________ I have beaten The Internet. The end guy was hard. |
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Kueller - Student 
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Great, a nice ending to a brilliant day for me _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! I'm glad I don't work at Virtue's office! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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DJK - Student 
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WAAAARRHHH |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Haha, thats Brilliant _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Aron - Retired 
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hehe that is wicked |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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omg you are all sick ! _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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ROFLMAO Too bad I don't have Virtue's office number _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan  - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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I usually don't read IRC logs. But when I saw this one involved Casual, Kenyon, Virtue, Jaiko, and cmad... I knew it would be good. And I was right! _______________ make install -not war |
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Daidalus[JAP] Fisto - Student ![Daidalus[JAP] Fisto](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=49&f_height=70&f_image=3482.jpg){kind=small}
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OMG roflmao!!!! im to late for classes, becouse of this now!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!! _______________ Founder of the Fisto Family -|- Member of the mighty FiZZsters!! -|- Owner of the second Bail prize for "BAIL RULES!!" -|- I'll never forget you Jaina! -|- Owner of the one and only autograph of Smily -|- SMILY RULES -|- Owner of the 1000th Comment of the great Kueller -|- Big brother to NarCosT Fisto, and ShadowFax . -|- Proud Padawan of Kueller -|-Sir Daidalus Fisto. Official Historian of Nippledom and server to Menaxia, Queen of Nippledom Quote: fiZZe: "gdamubububugmgmgububugrrrrrdsa?"
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Jaiko D'Kana - Student 
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/me rings virtues office. /me giggles.....runs away _______________ The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. William James (1842 - 1910) |
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3th - Retired 
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better than Troy! _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Sared - Retired 
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Okay, THAT, thats just freakin awesome. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Vier'na - Ex-Student 
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lol!!!! _______________ "Throughout life, one should not miss any chance to hold on to the things that are really precious... if one is truely wise" |
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Waima - Student 
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LMAO _______________ Once a Monkey always a Monkey. But if you aren't crazy you aren't trying. |
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SedNox - Student 
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w00t awesome _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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LMAO!!! _______________ Website |
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Menaxia - Student 
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_______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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