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Acey Spadey - Student  |
FROM THE CAT'S DAILY DIARY: Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and, the satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once againinduced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt tomake them aware of what I am capable of and, to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about whata good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of"allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to best my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He isobviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks withthem regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time........ _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes |
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Zarith - Student 
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my cat has a tendency to drink water from the shower, the toilet, and the plants, even if the water i've given her is totally fresh :S _______________ [Studying the hybrid form in jka] [Oldschool jk2 player] [Training partner to Talion] We are defined by the choices we make. Our focus determines our reality... This comment was edited by Zarith on Apr 12 2005 06:43am. |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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i wana hear somemore! _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON  .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Italian Ice - Student 
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haha acey didnt write this, it was an email that was going around. But i havent seen it in like 5 years, lol. Me and my freinds started adding entries and sending it back and forth. _______________ It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do. |
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Akkarin - Student 
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evil squirrel i know just the thing for ur cat, out there, there are some kitty dvds. specially designed dvds for entertaining cats (i know cause i've watched them). they get the things cats love most and, imo tease them with it. the particular dvd i saw had 4 sections, they were: fish, mice, birds and locusts. it's basically and hour or so of the selected animals/insects .... living. the mice run around over rocks, the birds sit there and sing, the locusts do their thing, and the best one, the fish, they swim around in their tank. it's almost hypnotic  |
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Evil Squirrel - Student 
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My cat is one of those "Sit here, Sleep, Eat, Stair at wall, stair out window, go outside, scratch at door, stair at you, stair at you, stair at you, go to sleep" kinda cats (all knowing kittens :eek _______________ "I'm leaning more towards the cookie side" - leif two time winner of the "SilkMonkey Award for Best Evil Squirrel Based Avatar Picture" award! Geology Rocks! |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
lol _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend. 
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Trooper! - Student 
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ROFL - My cat has already mastered a paralyizing howl and the art of urine. If these two join forces it could spell the end of the galaxy! _______________ Honor those better than you would yourself. |
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DJK - Student 
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFGL!!1 This comment was edited by DJK on Apr 09 2005 02:36pm. |
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Steinin - Student 
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Quote: *** Connecting to ****.***********.***... *** Connected <Hub-Security> This hub is running version 0.7.12 of Open DC Hub. <(hub3)*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <(hub3)[P16]TripleY> /me chases the little kitty around <(hub3)*> [P16]TripleY chases the little kitty around <(hub3)[P16]TripleY> /me plays with the little cute kitty <(hub3)*> [P16]TripleY plays with the little cute kitty <(hub3)[P16]TripleY> niceeeee. <CuteLilKitten> =^.^= <(hub2)*> a cute little kitten suddenly appears on your lap <(hub3)cutelilkitten> Meow <(hub3)[P16]TripleY> /me my mouse makes a sudden move <(hub3)*> [P16]TripleY my mouse makes a sudden move <(hub4)cutelilkitten> Meow <*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <(hub2)CuteLilKitten> =^.^= <(hub4)*> a cute little kitten purrs <cutelilkitten> Meow <(hub2)*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <(hub3)*> a cute little kitten suddenly appears on your lap <tury> zlati <CuteLilKitten> =^.^= <(hub2)*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <(hub3)CuteLilKitten> =^.^= <*> a cute little kitten purrs <(hub2)*> a cute little kitten purrs <(hub4)CuteLilKitten> =^.^= <*> a cute little kitten suddenly appears on your lap <(hub2)*> a cute little kitten suddenly appears on your lap <*> a cute little kitten purrs <(hub3)*> a cute little kitten suddenly appears on your lap <*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <(hub3)*> a cute little kitten suddenly appears on your lap <*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <(hub2)*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <CuteLilKitten> =^.^= <(hub2)*> a cute little kitten purrs <(hub3)cutelilkitten> Meow <(hub4)CuteLilKitten> =^.^= <*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <(hub2)*> a cute little kitten scampers across the room <*> a cute little kitten purrs DC Kitty madness  _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
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SedNox - Student 
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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hahaha so true! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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DJK - Student
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ROFLLMAOLOL! hahah funny -D'JK |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student
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LMFAO...keep em comin Acey _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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OMG /me looks at kittens who look back knowingly :/ hehe, MORE MORE _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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*purrs* _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Menaxia - Student 
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/me pets kitty _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Garos - Student 
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Holy crap that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the part about trying to kill them by tripping them over lmao |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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LOL !!! lol, that's funny _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Fonz - Student 
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rofl - nice one Acey _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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