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NofrikinfuN - Retired  |
What are your most effective pick-ups?
My favorite is: "It's a good thing I brought my library card, cuz you're hot!" It tends to be followed by confusion, but ranks among my most successful! What are yours? |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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Hahaha I have actually seen Sinestro try that tactic. And that is the exact outcome. _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Sinestro - Student 
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"Hey baby, what's going on?"
*She walks away "Yeah, you got it going on. Later on." _______________ Keep On Rocking In The Free World |
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Ash - Eats Babies
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Being the awsome pimpmiester that I am, I would like to say that I have an enormous amount of pick up lines. But honestly I have never used one. In fact I never even say the first word. Usually the girl just comes up to me says "Hi" and I just go from there. Thats the smooth way of doing it. _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Chicka - Ex-Student 
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The best way to pick someone up and have a lasting relationship with someone, as I have learned, is to start by hating their guts. That should last about a year. Then begin to tolerate them slowly, the process should take around 3 monthes. Become "friends" with said person for a time frame of another 3 months, at which point become best friends with them for 6 months. At this point, and this point alone, you may spontaeneously take them to your house at 12am, and kiss them by 2am 
Edit: Had to make sure the last step was legible This comment was edited by Chicka on Feb 21 2003 04:27pm. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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but isn't that what the subject is all about..??? _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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NofrikinfuN - Retired 
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lol
By package I meant the looks of you. Reproductive organs aren't a problem area! Well... Er, I'm all uncomfortable now. Stick to the subject! |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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"then disappoint them with the package!"
Let's all laugh at NFF's inadequate reproductive organ! ...I'm sorry...I...I feel you pain.  _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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NofrikinfuN - Retired
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Acey... I went to school with my girlfriend... But the first time we ever talked was on the internet! lol
The internet is a great way to meet people! Let them judge you by your mind and actions, then disappoint them with the package! They'll still be able to think "Yeah, but at least he's cool." |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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well i've been with my gf for 1 year 10 months....
and um...we met..... *cough* on the net *cough* _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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I've been with my girlfriend Emily for 5 months now.
We were in the same music theatre class and I went up to her, smiled, and said....*drumroll* Hi. Edit: Pickup lines hardly ever work. Much more can be accomplished with charm, alcohol, or a firm buttocks...depending on what you want. _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. This comment was edited by MINDofSIN on Feb 20 2003 05:37pm. |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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no wait....that's not right...ACKS...hmm
heheheheh..j/k...hmm...how about these.. this is once you've gotten talking to her..." be a friend..and who knows what could happen..." and the only way to PICKUP for what everyone is implying and to succeed is to find one that wishes to do what you want...be subtle be swish..be smooth.... "so what would you like to do tonight" and you will usually get the responce from her something like "oh...anything you want to do.." but this can be taken two ways 1. you could actually say what you want and she would slap you 2. or you say it and she jumps ya...good good.. but which one should it be... as i said..be subtle..say something like.. "I want to Make you smile tonight.." i know..its' cutesy and stuff..but hey...  _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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lol Ruuk!
My brother liked this one: "Hey how 'bout a f*ck and some pizza?" ...after she slaps you in the face... "What? You don't like pizza?" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Ruuk Haviser - Retired 
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Any time you're at a counter (bank, store, whatever) and she asks you, "What can I do for you?" say, "Yeah, I'd like a pepperoni pizza, extra cheese..." The look on her face will be classic, and will *always* break the ice. Take it from there. Important, tho: won't work if you do it at a pizza place.
-rh _______________ Back from the dead... |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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"Is that an erection in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.." _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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This one works every time:
Let me buy you another shot of Jägermeister! 
_______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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NofrikinfuN - Retired
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Pshhh Chosen Mind Tricks them into bed. |
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cHoSeN oNe - Retired 
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Actually I do, I never say stuff like that...tis a joke...but I do have a strong influence when it comes to telling the ladies what the want and need to hear. SCORE!!!! _______________ Get busy living, or get busy dying. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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lmao @ chosen... i bet that gets you all the ladies every time! _______________ make install -not war |
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NofrikinfuN - Retired 
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lmao I like these.
Oh and I've been in a relationship for 3 years.
It seems a sense of humor works wonders with the ladies! *Well... That one, anyway...* |
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cHoSeN oNe - Retired 
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"I'm Mike, Jedi Knight and friend of Captain Solo's" _______________ Get busy living, or get busy dying. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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i lost a bet and had to go up to the hottest girl in a bar and say this:
"Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight" IT WORKED! _______________ make install -not war |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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I usually make the girls notice me before i go over to them... That way I'm more confident...
BTW: If "It's a good thing I brought my library card, cuz you're hot!" is your best pick-up line... Then u must be single now!!!
Just kidding ...TiTo... Jedi Academy Student _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Charon - Ex-Student 
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Everyone else has just slapped me or thrown their drink in my face. How about you do something different and go home with me?
Nice shoes. --Charon _______________ spirit's searing pain battlefield of broken glass fallen speak to me --Charon |
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NofrikinfuN - Retired
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lol... It figures. I can't use the one that always works! |
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ioshee - Student 
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LoL that is Awesome NFF
"I'm friends with NofrikinfuN" Gets 'em everytime for me. _______________ One of the Belouve boys |
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