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The Ultimate Pickup Move
A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck. Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women you ever saw. Disheartened by all this, the good looking man asks the barman, 'Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women - what's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want but have not been able to connect all night - What's going on?' 'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows...' The Bar Pickup A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.' The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Paint my house.' _______________ make install -not war |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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This is not the jokes page, Billy...
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Flamori Athena - Student
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True, true. I never actually found that joke funny, though...
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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but you have to admit that mine is funnier... it's just the way it's told  _______________ make install -not war |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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Sick Bubu! Actually I didn't get the first one either, but now I do.
You've just corrupted my innocent young mind! Jk, It was corrupted a long time ago. Btw, I've heard the second one before but it went like this: A young woman who was critically ill was sent to the hospital. The doctor in charge took her in and nursed her back to health. When the time came to pay her bill, she said to the doctor, "Doc, you saved my life, and I am eternally grateful. But I don't have that much money. Too make up for it, I'll do anything you want." "Anything?" asked the doctor. "Anything." she repeated, moving towards him seductively. "Anything in the world?" asked the doctor again. "Anything, no matter how outrageous." she replied, already reaching for his shirt collar. The doctor replied, "Paint my house." I found it on the internet. _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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The second one is awesome. I told that to a friend and he keeled over laughing. _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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YubYub - Student 
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Nice one Bubu.
i have been sitting here quietly giggling to myself for a good few minutes now. Personally i prefer the first one. Maybe that says something about me? |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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mune the fact that you didn't get the first one shows how innocent you are... what an angel.. lol.. no maybe you're just a bit slow...
hehe.. licking his eyebrow, implies that he has a looooong tongue, which in turn implies that he can....... do you get it now?
err phogen, i'm not sure how to answer that  _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Feb 23 2003 02:37pm. |
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Buzz - Student 
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you dirty dirty man  _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Mune - Student 
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Hehe! I didn't really understand the first one, but the paint my house is great! I'll have to remember that one! _______________ Captain Barkeep. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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oh master, I gotta try the paint my house line hehe _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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phogen - Ex-Student 
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Hey Masabubu, i'm sorry you didn't get a better response from from those jokes.
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Private Wiseguy - Ex-Student 
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