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Jun 06 2004 10:38pm

Stimpski
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Stimpski
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

English -> 12 Year Old AOLer translator.
:D
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Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.)
JA Forum ID - 3988
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Jun 07 2004 06:30pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

ROLF HAHAHAH! @ bail!

Jun 07 2004 05:27pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

original
Quote:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die, before I wake
Pray the Lord my soul to take.


after:
Quote:
NOW I LAY ME DOWN 2 SLEP
PRAY TEH LORD MAH SU 2 KEP
IF I DEI BFORA I WAEK
PRAY DA LORD MAH SU 2 TAEK!!!!!!1! WTF LOL

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Jun 07 2004 02:32pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

ROLNG ON DA FLOR LAUGHNG :D

Jun 07 2004 02:04pm

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

LOL

12 AOLer and everyone on iRC!!!
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Jun 07 2004 11:44am

SedNox
 - Student
 SedNox

w0000t \|/ :D:D:D

BRAEVLY BOLD SIR ROBIN RODA FORTH FROM CMELOT!!!1 OMG HE WAS NOT AFRADE 2 DEI O BRAEV SIR ROBIN!11!1 LOL H3 WAS NOT AT AL AFRADE 2 B KILED IN NASTY WAYS BRAEV BRAEV BRAEV BRAEV SIR ROBIN!1!11! OMG HE WAS NOT IN DA L3AST BIT SCAERD 2 B MASH3D IN2 A PULP OR 2 HAEV HIS EY3S GOUGED OUT AND HIS 3LBOWS BROK3N!11!1!1 2 HAEV HIS KNECAP SPLIT AND HIS BODY BURNAD AWAY AND HIS LIMBS AL HAKED AND MANGLED BRAEV SIR ROBIN1!!!111 OMG WTF LOL HIS H3AD SMASH3D IN AND HEART CUT OUT AND HIS LIEVR R3MOVED AND HIS BOW3LS UNPLUG3D AND HIS NOSTRILS RAEPD AND HIS BOTOM BURNAD OF AND HIS PENIS.!1111!11!1!111! OMG LOL

TAHTS 3NOUGH SNGNG FOR NOW LADS.!!11!1!1!11!!!1111!1!111
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Jun 07 2004 11:30am

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

ROFL!! :D:D:D


-DJK

Jun 07 2004 02:36am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

State of the Union address after 9/11:

Quote:
GOD 3VENNG1!1!11!1 LOL

2DAY OUR FALOW CITIEZNS OUR WAY OF LIEF OUR VERY FREDOM CME UNDER ATAK IN A SAREIS OF DELIEBRAET AND DEADLY TERORIST ACTS11111 OMG WTF LOL DA VICTIMS WER3 IN AREPLAENS OR IN THEYRE OFIECS S3CR3TAREIS BUSIENS M3N AND WOMEN MILITARY AND F3DERAL WORKERS MOMS AND DADS FREINDS AND N3IGHBORS1!1111 WTF THOUSANDS OF LIEVS WAR3 SUD3NLY AND3D BY EVIL D3SPICABLE ACTS OF TEROR1!!! WTF LOL TEH PICTUR3S OF AREPLAENS FLYNG IN2 BUILDNGS FIERS BURNNG HUG3 STRUCTUR3S COLAPSNG HAEV FILED US WIT DISBLEIF T3RIBLE SADNES AND A QUEIT UNYEILDNG ANG3R!1!!1!1 WTF THAS3 ACTS OF MAS MURD3R W3RA INTAND3D 2 FRIGHTAN OUR NATION IN2 CHAOS AND RETRAAT!1!11! OMG LOL BUT TH3Y HAEV FALE3D1!11 OMG WTF LOL OUR COUNTRY IS STRONG1!!!1!

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Jun 07 2004 02:30am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

FDR's speech after pearl harbor:
YESTERDAY DAC1!!!11! WTF LOL 7 1941 - A DAET WHICH WIL LIEV IN MAH - DA UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA WAS SUD3NLY AND DALIEBRAETLY ATAK3D BY NAVAL AND ARE FORCES OF TEH AMPIER OF TEH111!1 OMG UNIETD STAETS WAS AT P3AEC WIT TAHT NATION AND AT TEH SOLICITATION OF JAPAN WAS STIL IN CONVARSATION WIT DA GOVERNM3NT AND ITS 3MPEROR LOKNG 2WARD TEH MANETANANCA OF PEAEC IN DA PACIFIC
INDED1!1!!1!1 WTF ON3 HOUR AFT3R JAPAENSA ARE SQUADRONS HAD COMENCAD BOMBNG IN OAHU DA JAPAENSE MBASADOR 2 TEH UNIETD STAETS AND HIS COLEAGUES DALIEVRED 2 TEH SECR3TARY OF STAET A FORMAL R3PLY 2 A REC3NT MERICAN MESAEG11111!! OMG WTF WHIEL THIS R3PLY STAETD TAHT IT SEMED US3LES 2 CONTINUE TEH 3XISTNG DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS IT CONTANE3D NO THREAT OR HINT OF WAR OR ARMED ATAK
IT!!1!!111 OMG LOL WIL B RECORDAD TAHT TEH DISTANC3 OF HAWAIE FROM JAPAN MAEKS IT OBVIOUS TAHT DA ATAK WAS DELIEBRAETLY PLANAD MANY DAYS OR EVEN WEKS AGO1!111!! OMG DURNG DA INT3RV3NNG TIEM DA JAPAENSA GOVERNMENT HAS DELIEBRAETLY SOUGHT 2 D3CEIEV TEH UNIETD STAETS BY FALSE STAETMENTS AND AXPRASIONS OF HOPE FOR CONTINUED DA11!!1 OMG ATAK Y3ST3RDAY ON DA HAWAIEAN ISLANDS HAS CAUS3D SAV3R3 DMAEG 2 MERICAN NAVAL AND MILITARY FORC3S11!!1! OMG LOL VERY MANY MERICAN LIEVS HAEV BAN LOST1!!1! OMG WTF IN ADITION MERICAN SHIPS HAEV B3N REPORTAD 2RPEDO3D ON TEH HIGH SAAS BTWEN SAN FRANCISCO AND HONOLULU
YASTERDAY111!!! OMG LOL TEH JAPAENSE GOVERNM3NT ALSO LAUNCH3D AN ATAK AGANEST MALAYA
LAST111!!1 WTF NIGHT JAPAENS3 FORC3S ATAKAD HONG KONG
LAST11!!!11 OMG WTF NIGHT JAPAENSA FORC3S ATAKED GUM
LAST!11! LOL NIGHT JAPAENSA FORC3S ATAK3D TEH PHILIPIEN ISLANDS
LAST!!!!11! OMG NIGHT DA JAPAENSE ATAKAD WAEK ISLAND
THIS!1!11 MORNNG DA JAPAENS3 ATAKED MIDWAY ISLAND
JAPAN!!!!111! OMG HAS THEIR UNDERTAEKN A SURPRIES OFENSIEV AXTENDNG THROUGHOUT DA PACIFIC AERA!111 DA FACTS OF YASTERDAY SPEAK FOR THAMSELVAS!11!!!! OMG WTF DA PAOPLE OF TEH UNIETD STAETS HAEV ALREADY FORM3D THEYRE OPINIONS AND WEL UNDARSTAND DA IMPLICATIONS 2 DA VERY LIEF AND SAEFTY OF OUR NATION
AS111!!!1 LOL COMAND3R IN CHEIF OF DA MAH AND NAVY I HAEV DIERCTED TAHT AL MEASUR3S B TAEKN FOR OUR DEFANSA
ALWAYS!!!!1 OMG WTF WIL WE REMEMBR DA CHARACTER OF TEH ONSLAUGHT AGANEST US
NO!!!!1! OMG LOL MATER HOW LONG IT MAY TAEK US 2 OV3RCOME THIS PR3M3DITAETD INVASION TEH MARICAN PEOPLE IN THEYRE RIGHTEOUS MIGHT WIL WIN THROUGH 2 ABSOLUTE VIC2RY
I1111 OMG BLEIVA I INT3RPRET TEH WIL OF DA CONGR3S AND OF TEH PEOPLE WHAN I ASERT TAHT WE WIL NOT ONLY DEFEND OURS3LVAS 2 TEH UTERMOST BUT WIL MAEK VERY CERTANE TAHT THIS FORM OF TR3ACH3RY SHAL NEV3R 3NDANGER US AGANE
HOSTILITEIS!111! OMG WTF EXIST1!111!1! OMG WTF LOL THEYRE IS NO BLINKNG AT DA FACT TAHT OUR PEOPLA OUR TARI2RY AND OUR INTERASTS R IN GRAEV WIT11!! LOL CONFIEDNCE IN OUR ARMED FORCES - WIT DA UNBOUNDNG DET3RMINATION OF OUR PEOPL3 - WE WIL GANE DA IENVITABLA TRIUMPH - SO HELP US GOD
I!11!!!1 OMG LOL ASK TAHT TEH CONGR3S R TAHT SINC3 TEH UNPROVOK3D AND DASTARDLY ATAK BY JAPAN ON SUNDAY DEC!!!1 OMG 7 A STAET OF WAR HAS AXISTED BTWEN DA UNIETD STAETS AND DA JAPAENSE EMPIER1!11111 OMG
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Jun 06 2004 11:36pm

Stimpski
 - Student
 Stimpski

Gettysburg Address:
Quote:
FOUR SCORE AND S3V3N Y3ARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD EQUAL
NOW1111!1 WE R ANGAEGD IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR T3STNG WHETH3R TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIEVD AND SO D3DICAETD CAN LONG ANDURE1!!!1! W3 R MAT ON A GREAT BATL3-FEILD OF TAHT WAR1!!1111 OMG WTF WA HAEV COM3 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL R3STNG PLAEC FOR THOSE WHO HER3 GAEV THERE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV!1!11!1 IT IS AL2GETH3R FITNG AND PROPER TAHT WE SHUD DO THIS
BUT11!!!1 WTF IN A LARGER S3NSE W3 CAN NOT DEDICAET - WE CAN NOT CONS3CRAET - WE CAN NOT HALOW - THIS GROUND!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND D3AD WHO STRUGLED H3R3 HAEV CONS3CRAETD IT FAR ABOVE OUR POR POWAR 2 AD OR D3TRACT!!1! WTF DA WORLD WIL LITLE NOT3 NOR LONG R3MAMBR WUT WA SAY H3RE BUT IT CAN N3VAR FORGAT WT DID H3RE11!1 WTF IT IS FOR US DA LIVNG RATHER 2 B D3DICAETD H3RA 2 DA UNFINISHED WORK WHICH THEY WHO FOUGHT H3RA HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLY ADVANC3D111!11 OMG WTF LOL IT IS RATH3R FOR US 2 B HAR3 D3DICAETD 2 DA GRAAT TASK RAMANENG BFORE US - TAHT FROM THASA HONOR3D DAAD W3 TAEK INCR3AESD D3VOTION 2 TAHT CAUSE FOR WHICH TH3Y GAEV DA LAST FUL MAASURA OF D3VOTION - TAHT WE HERE HIGHLY RESOLVE TAHT TH3SE DAAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE - TAHT THIS NATION UNDER GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM - AND TAHT GOVARNMENT OF TEH PAOPLA BY DA P3OPLE FOR DA P3OPLE SHAL NOT PARISH FROM TEH EARTH1!!!!!1 LOL

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JA Forum ID - 3988
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Jun 06 2004 11:30pm

Orion
 - Retired
 Orion

ROFL java guy

First paragraph of The Declaration of Independence
Quote:
WHEN IN TEH COURSE OF HUMAN EVANTS IT BCOMAS N3CESARY FOR ONA PEOPLE 2 DISOLVE DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CON3CTED THAM WIT ANOTHAR AND 2 ASUMA MONG TEH POW3RS OF TEH AARTH TEH SEPARAET AND 3QUAL STATION 2 WHICH TEH LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATUR3S GOD ENTITLE TH3M A DECENT R3SP3CT 2 DA OPINIONS OF MANKIND R3QUIERS TAHT TH3Y SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMPEL THEM 2 TEH SEPARATION1!1!1

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This comment was edited by Orion on Jun 06 2004 11:31pm.

Jun 06 2004 11:27pm

JavaGuy
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 JavaGuy

:D :D :D

The Preamble to the Constitution of the United States:
WE DA PAOPLE OF DA UNIETD STAETS IN ORDER 2 FORM A MORE P3RF3CT UNION ESTABLISH JUSTIEC INSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR DA COMON DEFENSE PROMOTE DA GENARAL WALFAER AND S3CUR3 DA BLESNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURSELVES AND OUR POSTARITY DO ORDANE AND 3STABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR DA UNIETD STAETS OF M3RICA1111 OMG


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Jun 06 2004 10:41pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

ROfl horse = Hors3

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