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THE EIGHTEEN BUDDHA ATTACK!?
Nov 14 2025 11:27am

Carve
 - Student
Carve
Main Character:"I must have the book of holy buddha scriptures!"

Old Guy 1:"No! You cannot have the book of holy buddha scriptures until you have defeated the eighteen buddha attack!"

Old Guy 2:"Not the eighteen buddha attack!"

Old Guy 1:"Yes! The eighteen buddha attack!"
*18 buddhas leaps out from nowhere*

However shall he survive!? Let's just say, thank God for stilts...
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Feb 25 2003 04:47pm

itsme
 - Student

What Carve is basically describing is the greatest movie of all time:

DEATH MASK OF THE NINJA!

Which has neither masks, nor ninjas in it and features horribly dubbed martial arts ACTION. If I can find a copy of it, I'll grab it with the video capture card and spread the joy.

Feb 23 2003 05:55am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

oink
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Feb 23 2003 02:52am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

i'm gonna have to quote you DJ

"WTF????"

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Feb 21 2003 05:31pm

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

humm.. huh?
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Feb 21 2003 03:21pm

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

If only he had possessed the Chair of Infinite Possibilities... all would be well.

Edit: Cool, I posted this 3 minutes in the future.
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This comment was edited by Carve on Feb 21 2003 03:21pm.

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