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That's right. If any of you have seen the segment on Chapelle's Show called "Ask a Black Dude with Paul Mooney", the idea should be simple. You can ask any stupid questions that a Washingtonian would know the answer to, and I'll provide stupid and hopefully humorous answers!! _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Quote: I am your father. How can I be your father when I'm a girl? You adopted me. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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I am your father. How can I be your father when I'm a girl? _______________ slorp |
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Quote: Are my penguins sexier than doobie?  No one is sexier than my NJK3CSM brother Doobie. Doobie > j00. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Axion - Student 
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Are my penguins sexier than doobie? _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Quote: Why does Virtue like to bum people? Because he's trying to be the king of a smaller territory (someone's bum) _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Quote: Why do cats love catnip so much? Because the crackheads who work at the catnip place put crack in it. So cats are addicted to crack/catnip. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Why does Virtue like to bum people? |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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Why do cats love catnip so much? _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Quote: Hmm.. Do you like Koalas? To answer your question: no. They are small, fuzzy, cute, and loveable. But they eat valuable eucalyptus leaves. So to answer your question in detail...Dodgeball is hilarious. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Axion - Student
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Quote: BTW, Smily: when you DO eventually get married, call me and Luke. We'll be the sleazy male strippers for your bachelorette party.   Keep the questions coming! I'll be the ring boy!  Hmm.. Do you like Koalas? _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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BTW, Smily: when you DO eventually get married, call me and Luke. We'll be the sleazy male strippers for your bachelorette party. Keep the questions coming! _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Quote: How come some guys have really hairy backs and chests and others dont? As a guy with a hairy back and chest...I'd like to say: about time you females noticed! Some guys take chainsaws to their chest and back hair; while some of us use only scissors or hedge trimmers. Thats the difference between guys who are REALLY hairy and those who are not so hairy. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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LOL!! I wub koyi!!! How come some guys have really hairy backs and chests and others dont? _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Quote: Dear Silkmonkey... Will I ever get married? (no need to spare my feelings here ) It doesn't sound like you want to be married. So, if you wanna be married you will. If not, then no. But I have bad news for nearly all of the academy. You can't have Smily.  Koyi (the lucky gent) is gonna marry her. (Isn't that right Koyi?! ) _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Quote: With that in mind, how many STDs does James Bond have? An unspeakable number...like DJ's IQ!  (note: DJ_Sith is clean as far as I remember ) _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Dear Silkmonkey... Will I ever get married? (no need to spare my feelings here ) _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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With that in mind, how many STDs does James Bond have? _______________ When great gentlemens come together in a place. It could happen. All these gentlemen are Howard's family. Everybody knows them, but nobody knows. Why they come together.......... Just play cards. |
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Quote: Why does James Bond get all the girls?! STDs are a big turn on to the Bond girls. They are all nuts. Good looking usually, but nuts. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Quote: Why is Tuna called chicken of the sea? Tuna is widely found all over the waters of the world. Chicken can be found all over the lands of the world. So...I think it has something to do with Sony attempting to take over the world. And maybe something to do with Aratan being a n00b n00b. Yeah thats right. And despite what many may believe, it's not tied to the SMILY RULES phenomenon. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Axion - Student
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Why does James Bond get all the girls?! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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LOL!! Poor chicken!!! Why is Tuna called chicken of the sea? _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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pr0!d'kana - Ex-Student 
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you....you..shuttup you! |
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Quote: is wayne brady gunna hafta choke a bitch? What kind of crazy question is this? I don't get it. So I'm going to pretend you asked Quote: Where did my nerd genes comfe from? It's pretty clear that you are obviously created from the genes of the biggest nerds in the Academy. `Orion, DJ_Sith, and Jacen Aratan are all responsible for your genes. While none of them are biologically related to you in any shape or form, they still caused you to change into a semi-nerd. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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is wayne brady gunna hafta choke a bitch? |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Quote: Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats a common misconception brought on by the modern racist stereotyping. The mainstream media is incredibly biased towards chickens and wants you to believe that ALL chickens cross the road, and not just this one chicken. As far as the chicken goes: the real story is that he never made it. A refridgerator on wheels ran him down as he was walking across the road. The chicken died before we could find out why he tried to cross. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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