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Jun 28 2004 12:43pm

Malk
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Malk
Holy crap mobile phones rot your balls

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/28/mobile_ball_rot

:eek:
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This post was edited by Malk on Jun 28 2004 12:45pm.

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Jun 30 2004 08:23am

tarpman
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I don't own a mobile phone, and I don't drink Mountain Dew. Oh, and I'm available. :D
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Jun 29 2004 08:17pm

Muad'dib
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 Muad'dib

Aw nuts. My sperm count could go down to only 59 MILLION per millilitre? How will I ever survive? Oh, I know! I'ma go have me some crazy sex!! W00t!! :P
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Jun 29 2004 08:13pm

Buzz
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 Buzz

It was an official study. The only thing is that it looked only at men using cell phones and those not using it. That was the only criteria. No other factors were taken into account. So there could actually be other reasons why there was a difference in sperm count. Maybe all the guys who have cell phones drink a lot of Mountain Dew too.
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Jun 29 2004 07:47pm

D'Loko
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Argh :(
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Jun 29 2004 03:00pm

Ataris
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 Ataris

LOOL I don't believe that a bit.. the only thing is.. my balls suddenly started to shiver in fear.. and when I took the mobile phone out of my pocket, I somehow feeled releaved.. weird thing.. :D:D
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Jun 29 2004 11:42am

DJK
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LOOOOOOOL! I LAUGH!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! lol

anyway, those sientists arent smart, i once saw a sign where they said that "Eating Chips gives you cancer" wtf is that about?? lol i eat chips alot of times i dont have cancer nether am i fat so wtf are they on about?? next thing they say is that by playing pc makes you midgit :P

Jun 29 2004 10:54am

Senor Hat
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nah, that wouldnt work it just doesnt seem right, oh those Hungarians. ho ho ho:D
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This comment was edited by Senor Hat on Jun 29 2004 10:55am.

Jun 29 2004 10:15am

Jarvo
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 Jarvo

Those darn Hungarians.
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Jun 29 2004 06:37am

Dammerung
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I doubt the validity of this statement, honestly. Radio waves have the lowest frequency and longest wavelength of all kinds of electromagnetic waves. You'll take more damage from a lightbulb! As for the study, I wonder how many of those guys work near other sources of radiation. There are lots of places where you can be exposed to more powerful forms of radiation... Ultraviolet is most common. theres also X-ray, and in certain and rare cases - Gamma radiation.
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Jun 29 2004 06:02am

Ashyr
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 Ashyr

*runs away from his phone and hides*
LOL They come up w/ studies like this all the time. Like Pressing your nose up to a microwave kills braincells...I do it all the time, look at me! :D
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Jun 29 2004 01:48am

Stimpski
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 Stimpski

Hungarian scientists came up with this. Just like they said picking your nose and eating your boogers was good.
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Jun 29 2004 01:43am

Gradius
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 Gradius

Quote:
I don't believe it. It just makes no sense. If mobile phones rot your dangly-bits, why shouldn't any other electronics do the same thing?


Because it's not the electronics hurting you, it's the constant radio waves. Same thing with brain tumors caused by cell phones. It's not even a concern though because the only times the radio waves will hit THAT area is when the phone is ringing in your pocket. Other than that, you're fine.
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Jun 29 2004 12:40am

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

I don't own one of those evil contraptions!!!

/me looks in his pants

DAMN!!! They're HUGE!!!

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Jun 28 2004 03:43pm

Flux
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 Flux

I don't believe it. It just makes no sense. If mobile phones rot your dangly-bits, why shouldn't any other electronics do the same thing?
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Jun 28 2004 12:50pm

Tido
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 Tido

lmao!! Riiigghht. Can we get a source plz?

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