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skankerkid - Student  |
this is one of my personal favorites and is true to the last word: A while back my dad's windows on his truck were smashed in and his suitcase was taken. There was nothing valuable in it but recepts and order forms for my dad's company. To him those were petty valuable. Anywho a few months go by and we've almost forgoten about the whole thing and then we get a phone from the meckinney police dept. They said that they had his breifcase and would like to return it to him. So he goes down there and he asks, "How did you find it?". So the officer said that a they previously had a arrested a suspect in a completley different crime and so when he made his one phone call he called his girlfriend and said, "hey, get all of that stolen stuff out of the garage". Well thats my story share yours _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. This post was edited by skankerkid on Jul 03 2004 12:18am. |
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skankerkid - Student 
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um.....whatever _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Well i have one i belive happend sumwhere in Texas, Some guy was trying to break into a house, now he was a nieghbor and got there on foot. So he couldn't break this window or sumthing so he got a paint can and it splashed all over him and his feet. So, the police simply followed the foot prints. One man ask him if it was worth it, and I quote the police: Quote: He stole a loaf of bread and some tuna _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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skankerkid - Student
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does anyone else in the JA have a stupid criminal story? no one at all? _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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skankerkid - Student 
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excuse me i have a problem _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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watch the language please _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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skankerkid - Student
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HOLY SHIT ROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFROLFV _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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Garos - Student 
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lmfao Xiang What a loser |
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Dammerung - Student |
I've got one and it happened to have gotten an award for dumbest criminal act of the year. It happened here in my hometown of Anchorage, Alaska: A man had been planning an armed robbery of the downtown holiday inn for some time now. He planned to go for the old fashioned stick-up routine. What he failed to do was to check on the calendar of events at said Holiday inn. The day came and our enterprising criminal took action. A 9mm pistol hidden in his jacket, he rushed in and drew it upon... The Alaska Police Department and State Troopers convention. On the day he attempted his robbery, Over 1000 officers from all over alaska came together for their annual get-together. Some thought it a joke, but others noticed the gun and took action. Over 30 officers tackled the awed-and-shocked criminal. He was taken into custody as some would say "In record time". _______________ "It's over Anakin! This high ground adds +5 to my agility!" "HAX!" This comment was edited by Dammerung on Jul 06 2004 07:20am. |
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skankerkid - Student
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dude that is awesomw _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Yes. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger
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hahaahahah did that seriously happen? _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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JavaGuy - Student
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Okay, this is a stupid criminal and stupid cop story. This happened in my home town of Yellow Springs, Ohio about ten years ago. There's a bar I used to go to a lot, and there had been a lot of reports of things stolen out of unlocked cars outside. So one night a cop strolled into the bar just to give all of us a friendly reminder to make sure that we had locked our cars. While the officer was in the bar telling us this, he left the police cruiser parked outside unlock. With the keys in the ignition. And the motor running. When he got back outside, the police cruiser was gone. Needless to say, the police department went ballistic. It's a small town, only a few cops, so the police from neighboring towns plus the "county mounties" got in on the ensuing chase, which took an amazingly long time. The guy who stole the car was eventually caught, and he told his story, which appeared in the paper. The cops were trying to pin him down in a coordinated manner, but unfortunately the thief was simply listening to the police radio in the cop car he had stolen. So every time they thought they had him cornered the joke was on them. Eventually, though, he found himself with no way out. The cops found the cruiser abandoned by the road side near the woods. The guy later said that they actually shined their flashlights right on him, but that he held very still so they didn't see him. When they eventually did catch him, he had cut his hair, which had been very long, using a broken beer bottle to try to disguise his appearance. The following week I was in the same bar around midnight when a cop walked in. I made a remark about whether he had left his keys in the car, and the bartender leaned over and whispered to me to please, please STFU. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Ahahahahaha!  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Jul 03 2004 02:39am. |
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