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Jul 13 2004 10:10pm

JavaGuy
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Darwin Award, anyone?

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Jul 26 2004 06:50pm

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

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...This guy was just lucky.


This guy SURE AS HELL was not lucky :P
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Jul 26 2004 05:20pm

ozzcoz
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I think the moral of the story is:
GUNS ARE DANGEROUS PEOPLE
Im sure he didn't intend to castrate himself in such a violent manner, but from what I read it sounds like poetic justice. So just remember, never point a gun at any human being, even if you think it's not loaded. It's not funny the number of people that have been killed (or killed themselves) with apparently unloaded guns "accidentally". This guy was just lucky.
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Jul 26 2004 04:19pm

skankerkid
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 skankerkid

that has got to be one of the worst ways to loose your balls. i mean damn. anyone here seen fight club? at least they would cut off the blood supply first and then deal with them, but i mean :eek:!BAM!:eek:.
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Jul 22 2004 02:14pm

Kueller
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 Kueller

He's gone nuts :P:P:P and gone are the nuts.

Lesson/morale: never go nuts near your nuts with a gun or gunnuts.
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Jul 22 2004 04:57am

Sared
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 Sared

FIFTEEN PINTS!!! WTF WAS HE THINKING?!?! Wait, WAS he thinking?!?!?
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Jul 21 2004 01:55pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
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 Odan-Wei Belouve

The good part is that this fool will never spoil the humanity gene pool again.
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Jul 21 2004 01:48pm

Vasper Ba'xian
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nononono! u need stupid people or else we wouldn't have threads like this one. Besides, I think punishment enough for blowing his balls off.:eek::eek::eek::eek:
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Jul 21 2004 03:43am

Fate
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 Fate

I'd say we remove him from the gene pool so he can't damage future generations, but he's done that pretty effectively. Perhaps we should do it anyways just to prevent possible contagen through shared experience.
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Jul 21 2004 03:37am

JavaGuy
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 JavaGuy

Yes and no. There are two problems with this.

The first is the principle of the rule of law. The law is supposed to apply to everyone the same, and penalty is supposed to be determined by the criminal's actions. There can be mitigating (or aggravating) circumstances that make the crime less serious (or more serious), but those have to do with the criminal's reasons for comitting the crime, not with the fortune or misfortune that followed. A bank robber, for example, should get a minimum of a certain number of years according to what the law says the penalty is for that crime; the bank robber isn't allowed a free ride if he loses a leg in a car crash trying to escape. The penalty is for the crime itself. Anything else undermines the rule of law.

The other thing to consider here, and it's no small matter, is that the guy who blew his nuts off is now going to be angrier than ever at the guy he was planning, however ineptly, to shoot. He obviously wins no prizes for mental stability and is going to blame the other guy. He's going to want revenge, and we don't need to speculate whether he's willing to resort to violence because we know for a fact that he's very willing, even if he's not very good at it. This is not a guy you want loose on the streets any time soon.


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Jul 21 2004 01:21am

Gradius
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5 years?!?! Isn't what he did in his own stupidity enough? I mean, he has to live that way the rest of his life, I think thats pain enough. :D
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Jul 20 2004 11:14pm

Lancer007
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OMG!!!:eek:

Jul 20 2004 03:42pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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oh btw, nice title!

I just got it :D
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Jul 20 2004 02:17pm

Vasper Ba'xian
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OMG thats a new kinda pain!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:
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Jul 19 2004 06:27pm

tarpman
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I'd say that's Darwin material. Hurry up and submit it, Java!
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Jul 14 2004 02:21pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

ROFL

LMAO

WHo shoots his own testicles? no matter how drunk?

Shooting yourself in your foot, that's one thing...
but putting a gun in your pants and shooting your own testicles??

No comment :P
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Jul 14 2004 01:51pm

Garos
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 Garos

:eek:
I think he would've preffered the Darwin Award rather than ending up with no testicles :S

Jul 14 2004 01:23pm

xAnAtOs
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Holy crap, that is crazy! :eek:
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