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CuZzA - Student  |
Go ahead, post your funny insults  1) Your Face is Perfect for the Radio 2)Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! 3)Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. 4)Are your parents siblings? 5)As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 6)Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. 7)Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 8)Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? 9)Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? 10)Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. 11)Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? 12)How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? 13)I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. 14)I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. 15)I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? 16)If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable. 17)Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! 18)There is no vaccine against stupidity 19) I'm sure you're breaking some sort of stupidity limit _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world This post was edited by CuZzA on Jul 18 2004 02:39pm. |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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hehe If brains where dynamite you couldn't blow your nose! You're such a loser you entered a loser competition and still came second! Didn't they reject your applictaion to enter the human Race. When you fell out of the ugly tree you hit every branch on the way down. _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same  . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Everybody - Student 
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Your face amuses me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHE _______________ Signature, schmignature. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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Girlpants Garos  _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Garos - Student 
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ugh... 'yo mamma' jokes. Lamest things ever! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Yo mama is so stupid that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went out with a spoon! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student 
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Yo moma is so stupid she was locked in a sweet store and starved to death _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Your mother unmoulded you when you were too warm... (kinda gross but I love that one) _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan  - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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omg, best laugh i had today I just laughed my ass off thank you! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student
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Yo momma jokes: Quote: Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up! Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise! Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone! Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller! Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs! Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept! Yo moma's so fat she's the only person that can see the number 90210 is on the scale! Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going! Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes! Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window! Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key! Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost! _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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CuZzA - Student
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lol _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Everybody - Student
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Proof that girls are evil First we state that girls require time and money Girls = Time * Money And as we all know, "Time is money" Time = Money Therefore: Girls = Money * Money = (Money)² And because "money is the root of all evil"; Money = √Evil Therefore: Girls = (√Evil)² And we are forced to conclude that: Girls = Evil Its not all that funny, but HEHEHEHEHE _______________ Signature, schmignature. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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ouch  _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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You suck. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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"You're ugly... but you intrigue me" (Tried that... pretty sucessive as a pick-up line... yes, eight succesful slaps) _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Jul 18 2004 10:40pm. |
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Garos - Student
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"I'm sure you're breaking some sort of stupidity limit" |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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2)Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! 3)Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. 4)Are your parents siblings? (family) 5)As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 6)Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. 7)Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 8)Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? 9)Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? 10)Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. 11)Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? 12)How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? 13)I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. 14)I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. 15)I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? 16)If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable. 17)Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! 18)There is no vaccine against stupidity. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. |
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