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CuZzA - Student  |
Slips of the tounge -Grandmother of eight makes hole in one -Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing -Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers -House passes gas tax onto senate -Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan -Two convicts evade noose, jury hung -William Kelly was fed secretary -Milk drinkers are turning to powder -Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted -Quarter of a million Chinese live on water -Farmer bill dies in house -Iraqi head seeks arms Unintentionally Suggestive -Queen Mary having bottom scraped -Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? -Prostitutes appeal to Pope -Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over -NJ judge to rule on nude beach -Child's stool great for use in garden -Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors -Soviet virgin lands short of goal again -Organ festival ends in smashing climax Grammar often botches other headlines -Eye drops off shelf -Squad helps dog bite victim -Dealers will hear car talk at noon -Enraged cow injures farmer with ax -Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests -Miners refuse to work after death -Two Soviet ships collide - one dies -Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter Once in a while, a botched headline takes on a meaning opposite from the one intended -Never withhold herpes from loved one -Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy -Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984 -Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better Sometimes newspaper editors state the obvious -If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while -War dims hope for peace -Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency -Cold wave linked to temperatures -Child's death ruins couple's holiday -Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years -Man is fatally slain -Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say -Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Steinin - Student 
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ROFL Those "Grammar often botches other headlines" are great _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
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Total War! - Ex-Student 
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LOL! The bottom is true about editers though! _______________ -Worthy opponents have challenged me...but none can surpass my skills -Akuma -Proud paddy and friend to leif member # 1.52 of the koyi donita fan club This comment was edited by Total War! on Aug 14 2004 05:00pm. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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ROFL I liked the ones on the bottom! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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