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Fonz - Student  |
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 4. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 5. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 6. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 7. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 8. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 9. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 11. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 12. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 13. Stop singing and read on.......... 14. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 16. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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About the Chicken and the Egg thing,dinosuars where the first to lay eggs and after millions of years some dinosuars became bird like.Today birds have a strikingly resemblance to dinosuar structure. _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Ashyr - Student 
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Cuzza: 1. Yes 2. LOL 3. I dunno, I've always wondered that myself... 4. Bad pun :p 5. Because bread is cooked in a rectangular pan, and meat is wrapped up in round cylinders. 6. Taxes 7. No 8. Cause square boxes are easier to make. 9. Because Armstrong got tierd of carrying his luggage all the way up there. 10. Cause women see babies as cute a peaceful when they sleep. 11. lol 12. Maybe. I wonder.....let's try it! 13. Cause the TV is too small to fit in, and the movie screen isn't. So they have to go onto the TV.  14. I dunno, I never look down. 15. Well, first of all there are three canidates. One from each party. And 50 miss America's, one from each state. 16. It makes you feel more secure. 17. No one, if she's having a heart attack, she couldn't reach the phone... 18. lol Good point. 19. Yeah.....if only... 20. lol 21. *states the obvious* She just might be right  22. I've heard that before. Still funny though. 23. Cause if they are still in school they don't need saving. If they are in prison... 24. ha 25. Well, it depends of what you believe in: Evolution-Egg Why? After billions of genetic mutations that eventually lead up to the evolution of the chicken, there had to be the first chicken born with the DNA of the chicken we know today. That chicken, had to come from and egg that was layed by the mother, who did not have that same genetic mutation, therefore the mother was not a modern chicken, even though she was very close. Creation-Chicken Why? Because when God created the animals, He didn't create an egg. There would be no mother to nurture the egg untill it hatched. and nurture it to an adolecent. Therefore, He created a chicken and a rooster to raise their chicks and multiply. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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If Train A leaves New York at 5:30pm going 165mph,and Train B leaves New York at 6pm going 185mph, which train will reach Cuba first? >.> <.< Okay, yeah, that was a bad one, but I had you thinking at first, didn't I?  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star and the alphabet song are by Mozart. And no, neither one is the lyrics Mozart himself wrote! _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Neither the chicken nor the egg, my friend, it was my saucepan and some toast THEN the egg! Oh yeah and what does an occasional table do the rest of the time? Also if Dick Dastardly(wacky races) actually raced instead of cheating, would he actually win? _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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CuZzA - Student 
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These are some of my favorite questions from aaotracker. Some of them will really make you think :wink: 1. Can you cry under water? 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I go "chunkydunking." 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 5. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? 6. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 7. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 8. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 9. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 10. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 11. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 12. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? 13 Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? 14. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 15. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 16. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 17. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? 18. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 19. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 20. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 21. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. 22. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.. 23. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? 24. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! 25. Which cam first the chicken or the egg? _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Stimpski - Student 
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If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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CuZzA - Student
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1) A sex obsessed woman? 2) It will blind the ice-cream 3) Jimmy invented it 4) Yes 5) Some people dont have 'crotches' 6) To undo his top button without being obvious 7) How do you know...?  8) Hmm...wow, good one! 9) Testicles! 10) ... 11) No, Aratan 12) Its like chinese whispers. They sang the alphabet then it went round the circle using the same tune and it ended up like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 13) why? 14) Doubt it 15) Yeah!!! Why!?!?!? 16) HAHAHA!!! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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