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Aug 20 2004 08:06am

Bail Hope of Belouve
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Bail Hope of Belouve
Put this in crazy forum since there won't be much serious stuff posted here anywway

favorite moments anyone?

GET IN MY BELLY!!:D
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

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Oct 04 2004 07:47pm

Jarhok Belouve
 - Student
 Jarhok Belouve

SPECTACLES,TESTICLES,WALLET and WATCH
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-JARHOK BELOUVE-
Unofficial Paddy to the great Squibit Belouve and Solitudes snog machine! |||||||||||||||||||||||PRONOUNCED JARHOK TEH S3X3H by Alexander D'kana|||||||||||||||||||||||||
Loves Liso'sia! Uber new Belouve boy! My special people: Squibit Belouve,Roan Belouve,Bail Hope Belouve and of course the lovely Liso'sia!


Sep 28 2004 09:25pm

StarFox
 - Student
 StarFox

Moley moley moley!
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(real bro to Axion and Deathscythe)

Aug 31 2004 10:09am

Steinin
 - Student
 Steinin

Ouch! I have to check my nuts, one... two... three, ok.
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362 Ohi on!

Aug 30 2004 09:40pm

SedNox
 - Student
 SedNox

Quote:
Mini-Me : [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra : Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.
Mini-Me : [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra : Yes I'm sure.
Mini-Me : [writes] Would you like to?


Quote:
Quote:
Dr. Evil : Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seaman!

Dr. Evil : No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...


Quote:
Dr. Evil : I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.


Quote:
Fat Bastard : I've been tryin' to go legit.
Austin Powers : Of course...
Fat Bastard : But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong will always be terribly skewed...
[farts]
Austin Powers : Did you just soil yourself?
Fat Bastard : Maybe.
[laughs]
Fat Bastard : It did sound a little wet didn't? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell alright? Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Oh everyone loves their own brand don't they? This is magic! All right - analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap! Ooh. Smells like hot sick on a dead donkey!


hahahaha! i couldnt stop laughing! :D
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-Evil Clown-
"We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension."

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Aug 30 2004 04:26pm

StarFox
 - Student
 StarFox

austin powers baby yarr
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(real bro to Axion and Deathscythe)

Aug 21 2004 10:51pm

Jawa Rikard Falk
 - Ex-Student
 Jawa Rikard Falk

my favvo is dr evil:P
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bye all i had a great time here i will never forget it i really gonna miss u all

Aug 21 2004 10:05pm

_=EJP=_BigTony=_JT=_
 - Ex-Student

Britney spears fight lol


Aug 21 2004 09:28pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

"Groovy babeh!" :D "JUDO CHOP!"

Aug 21 2004 05:26pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

PH34R THE F3MB0T!:D
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Visit the Belouve Family Website!
Quote:
I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Aug 21 2004 05:15pm

Steinin
 - Student
 Steinin

Mini-me, stop humping the laser, daddy is trying to work here.
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362 Ohi on!

Aug 20 2004 06:20pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Quote:
"Basil! This coffee tastes like sh*t...."


YES! Oh god! Yes!
the sh*t!!! :D
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Visit the Belouve Family Website!
Quote:
I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Aug 20 2004 05:06pm

Menaxia
 - Student
 Menaxia

"Basil! This coffee tastes like sh*t...."
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This is not the place to look for me

Aug 20 2004 05:04pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

i don't remember what was said, but the bit where they rip off the schlong joke and the ozbournes are in it :P
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-Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)

Aug 20 2004 04:34pm

Steinin
 - Student
 Steinin

Welcome to my submarine, it's long and hard and full of seamen
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362 Ohi on!

Aug 20 2004 01:07pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Peeing in the fountain. :D
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Axion - Yeah.

Aug 20 2004 10:35am

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

Radar Operator : Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel : What is it, son?
Radar Operator : I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot : Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot : Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman : Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man : [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman : Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant : Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire : Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire : What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher : Wang. pay attention.
Wang : I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician : Willie.
Willie : Yeah?
Musician : What's that?
Willie : [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel : Johnson.
Radar Operator : Yes, sir?
Colonel : Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Basil : Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator : No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher : Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad : Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son : Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad : I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor : Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor : Lord Almighty!
Woman : That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker : ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops : RARRR.
Cyclops : Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan : Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody : Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan : It's so huge.
Woody : No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil : Just a little prick.

Aug 20 2004 09:28am

Casual
 - Student
 Casual

Do I make you hoooooorny?
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Thanks to the human heart by which we live,
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears,
To me the meanest flower that blows can give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.


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