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Aug 21 2004 11:11pm

Casual
 - Student
Casual
Yes, my worthy constituents, it has come to my knowledge that there exists a secular plane of contemplation; a dimension of insight so intervened with the verisimilitudes of allegoric perspicuities. The linguistical approach to this concoction would be to assess its qualities in terms of phonetics and morphemes, but the extemporaneous reader must also take into consideration the results of epenthesis, metathesis and the occasional prothesis, resulting in a salmagundi of ulterior motives and paraphrasing.

So without further ado, I shall leave you with an introspective glance into the forthcoming:

Ponder not on the present day, take not for granted anything that might be proposed unto you, and live your life to the highest maxim.

And to quote Immanuel Kant and his categorical imperative:

Act so that the maxim may be capable of becoming a universal law for all rational beings.

-Cas

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Thanks to the human heart by which we live,
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears,
To me the meanest flower that blows can give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.

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Nov 02 2004 07:35pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

Eschew obfuscation!
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Nov 01 2004 03:12am

Trad Redav
 - Student
 Trad Redav

cheers.I used to have a nice phrase which would confuse everybody, but i forgot it. It had something to do with colloquial palaver, though.
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Oct 29 2004 04:50pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

So...many...hard...words...:eek:

Oct 29 2004 04:44pm

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

ooooo This thread is interesting.

Apart from a few words, (which I looked up) I know most of what's going on. It's pretty much fancy talk for obvious observations.
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Oct 29 2004 01:06pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

CAS R TEH SEXYST FILOLOLOLOLOLGIZT!!!111ONE

Oct 28 2004 10:39pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Yea, and verily the linguistic capacities of my fellows in this place of learning know no bounds. However, I am becoming aware of some slight traumas within that organ which permits me the awesome facilities of thought, and will return upon having received some relief from the dreadful torture of fatigue. :D

Oh, and Sared deserves a ban from this thread. :P
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This comment was edited by tarpman on Oct 28 2004 10:40pm.

Oct 28 2004 09:56pm

Casual
 - Student
 Casual

With characteristic insouciance I provide insight into the pandemonium created by stimulated essentials of pecuniary tumaphiles. This excessive rationalisation of lacerated impurities divulges the nonchalant joviality of navial warfare to embark upon a new, contextualised syntactic approach to everyday life. Albeit being an understatement of simplicity, the secular comfort of residing in a state of diverse epistemology converts the suggested proportions to redefine their efforts, nonwithstanding the vivid innervation towards more celestial behaviour.

Alas! We are not here to traverse on mutually indistinctive planes of contemplation, but to recoup the conscience that has fatalised our communal urge to modify our dispositions.

-Cas
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Thanks to the human heart by which we live,
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears,
To me the meanest flower that blows can give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.


Aug 23 2004 09:49pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

/me thwaps JJ with TEH HANTOM TROUT

Phantom Trout > Mike = pwnage :cool:
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Aug 23 2004 09:31pm

 
 - Student

Sared, You suck - i've seen better spelling in the JA+ documentation! :D

Aug 23 2004 09:28pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

My dear comrade. I will, notwithstanding any previos implications of script and text, remain to refer to you as a fellow compatriot, if you still allow me to impose the paramaters of compatriotism in the duration of this exchange of dialogue. Now, in refrence to your last spout of grammical wizardwry, I am left somewhat tossed at a few of your observations. If mine commentary had derelicted your attentions off of the intention and cause of my opinions, then it was far from my mission to antagonize you in any sort of judiciary action. Meerly, I hope that you too are in search of intellectual discourse that has no use other than to probe the mind and spark the imagination. For this purpose, I will gladly wade into the waters.
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This comment was edited by Sared on Aug 23 2004 09:29pm.

Aug 23 2004 11:23am

Antares
 - Student
 Antares

I think my head is going to blow up on me.
I NEED to see something dementedly stupid! :D
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Aug 23 2004 07:16am

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

* does the same thing as Mic Den Octela *
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Aug 23 2004 03:43am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

HAHA I love this thread. I can't keep up anymore. :D
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Aug 23 2004 02:18am

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

:eek:, :eek: and :eek:

/me de-evolves into monkey and swings around on trees.
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This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Aug 23 2004 02:20am.

Aug 23 2004 12:16am

Casual
 - Student
 Casual

Quote:
My dear child, though your observations relating to the ponderings and contemplations of Immanuel Kant and his upholdings are nonetheless adequate for said life to be lived; I am afraid that the mentioning of such compels me to fixate upon you the most deserving label of a Kant.

Carry on.

:D


Your wise and orthodox output does dazzle me with its unvarying deliberance and incoincidence. Thus, one might reckon, I have been anticipating such a verbal confrontation from you or your kith or kin. Now that I have been the recipient of this judicious, but pleasurable event, I can set my experiences in juxtaposition with their realised compatriots, ie. memories.

-Cas
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Thanks to the human heart by which we live,
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears,
To me the meanest flower that blows can give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.


This comment was edited by Casual on Aug 23 2004 12:17am.

Aug 22 2004 11:42pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

man, and I thought I was smart :eek:


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Aug 22 2004 11:32pm

Charly
 - Student
 Charly

*lies down from reading this post*

Aug 22 2004 07:26pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

My dear child, though your observations relating to the ponderings and contemplations of Immanuel Kant and his upholdings are nonetheless adequate for said life to be lived; I am afraid that the mentioning of such compels me to fixate upon you the most deserving label of a Kant.

Carry on.

:D
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This comment was edited by Sared on Aug 22 2004 07:27pm.

Aug 22 2004 09:49am

Casual
 - Student
 Casual

Quote:
I perceive that you are uttering these words out of sheer crapulence.


Yay verily my veracious compatriot, you might be in the right by implying that I might have been under the effect of some acute delirium tremens.

But I assure you as of now, as my composure has regained its dignity, that I believe this thread, or throughfare of perception, if you will, was procreated out of a sheer magnitude of cerebral trajection.

Thus, I rest my case.
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Thanks to the human heart by which we live,
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears,
To me the meanest flower that blows can give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.


Aug 22 2004 04:28am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

You apparently do not belong in this thread. Security.
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Aug 22 2004 12:12am

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

wtf is a dolt!??!
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Aug 22 2004 12:04am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

Crapulence*

Get it right you dolt :P
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Aug 21 2004 11:49pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

Quote:
That sounded so smart. <3 :D


I thought the same thing until he said Crapulance
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Aug 21 2004 11:25pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

That sounded so smart. <3 :D
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Aug 21 2004 11:14pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

I perceive that you are uttering these words out of sheer crapulence.
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This comment was edited by Bubu on Aug 21 2004 11:26pm.

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