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Hector Thrawn - ex-Student  |
"So a guy walks into a bar and orders a beer, after a while he looks around and sees that he is the only human in the bar except the bartender. at one table there are nothing but alligators, at the next nohing but chikens, at another nothing but cows, (moo moo to all you cow luvrs like Bubu! ) and so on through the entire bar. after a few more beers he...."
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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aah.... fresh victims in the ever growing army of mindless 
ur welcome... *g* _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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I'm not very good at this, but I'll give it a try.
....after a few more beers, he asks the bartender, "Why are there so many animals in here?" The bartender said, "Those were my regulars. The stuff I feed them turns them into mindless animals whenever they're high, and since animals are always high with other animals, they are now my customers for eternity." The guy says, "Oops." The bartender says, "Don't worry, you're not one of my regulars, and you probably won't come back if you know what's good for you." "Good," says the guy. There is a pause, then he says, "Do they ever turn back into humans?" "Oh yeah, at midnight they return to their usual state for half an hour, but they're normally too busy with each other to notice." "So what you run here is not a bar, but a zoo where animals have sex round the clock?" "Yep." "Oh." The guy thinks for a while, then says, "As for the beer, put it on my tab." _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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bar. after a few more beers he...."
Leaves... _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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After a few more beers he...
...says "Why in the hell did I add a bar to the schematics for this ark?" _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Fonz - Student 
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roflmao @ Buzz _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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Mistral - Ex-Student 
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"decides to open a zoo. The animals are only too happy to oblige on the promise of free beer. Life as a zookeeper was good. The zookeepers son, Lloyd, liked it too. He found the creatures drunken antics hilarious. As did the customers who flocked from miles around. Then, one day, the zookeeper died and it was left to Lloyd to continue his fathers business. But there was a problem. Lloyd never knew that his dad was feeding the animals alcohol. Sure he knew his father was giving them something but what? Lloyd tried everything. Crack, opium, canabis. Nothing was the same and although it was fun watching the crack addicted chimps play with llamas on speed some of the animals were dying. Lloyd had no option but to close the zoo. It was at this point, without much consideration, that Lloyd decided to open a restuarant....." |
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Buzz - Student 
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says "I guess that wasn't mud I stepped in outside was it?" _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. This comment was edited by Buzz on Feb 25 2003 02:22pm. |
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