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Comments for fun... -doobie - Nov 18 08:58pm |
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I'm bored right now, so I decided it'd be a good time for me to do a crazy idea I've had floating around lately. I want every member of the academy to leave a comment in this news post. It can be anything... saying hello, telling a joke, telling a story, anything... BUT ONLY ONE COMMENT. I wanna see not only how many comments the system can handle, but how many members are actively using the site. So go ahead and post your ONE comment! |
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Soundwave - Student 
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it's funny... when you let people write WHATEVER they want, they don't have anything to write, unless you specify a specific subject to write about.... well, I have nothing else to write  be good, people! |
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madhatter - Student |
I don't have any funny stories to tell.So as my Colleague Dr.Nick Riviera from the greatest cartoon show on earth says : Hello Evverrrybody _______________ Welcome to MY Tea Party |
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Blade_Knight - Student 
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w00t! Number 50! _______________ -=Brother to Nightcrawler and JediKnight13=- "I've been told my style is crasy and visually confusing."~Mikel Rider |
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[*LOW*]J-Wolf - Ex-Student ![[*LOW*]J-Wolf](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=57&f_height=70&f_image=j-wolf.jpg&f_odd=1)
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The Dark Side Is Taking Over |
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Aron - Retired 
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wassa |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired 
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Sic transit gloria mundi.
------------------------------------------------ hard to transalte, it's latin... found out on you own :p _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Andon - Ex-Student 
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in honor of our favorite portuguese JAT, all i gotta say is ...
OLHA PARA O MEU MACACO! ----------------------- oh, and nimravus ... LOVE THE LATIN!! _______________ p41n pu|21ph135! |
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cHoSeN oNe - Retired 
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I dont usually post anything on the site, but this one I let you have  _______________ Get busy living, or get busy dying. |
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Johnnyrico - Student 
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Heyaaaaaaaaasssssssssss lol i dont anything else to write _______________ ...... |
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D.A.M - Ex-Student |
Okay why hasn't my profile been updated to learner after I passed the trial on Saturday!
Whats going on - what kind of service is this! :-) |
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La Magra - Ex-Student |
Man, what long comments here!
I am just gonna keep it short. May the force be with you all, my fellow jedi's! |
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Lord Exar Kun - Student 
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hey, just thought I'd show you a script from my java programming book.
private FileDialog getNameBox; private TextField nameField; public static void main(string [] args) { FileDialogDemo demo = new FileDialogDemo(); demo.setSize(500,400); demo.makeGiu(); demo.setVisible(true); } public void makeGui() { setLayout (new FlowLayout()); loadButton = new Button("load" 
add(loadButton); loadButton.addActionListener(this); nameField = new Textfield(30); add(nameField); addWindowListener(this); // for windowClosing } Public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent evt) { String fileName if (evt.getSource() == loadButton) { getNamebox = new FileDialog(this, "get Name FileDialog.LOAD); getNameBox.show(); // display the name fileName = get NameBox.getFile(); namefield.setText(fileName); } } public void windowClosing(WindowEvent e) { system.exit(0); } //empty WindowListener Methods public void wondowIconified(WindowEvent e) { } public void wondowOpened(WindowEvent e) { } public void wondowClosed(WindowEvent e) { } public void wondowDeiconified(WindowEvent e) { } public void wondowActivated(WindowEvent e) { } public void wondowDeactivated(WindowEvent e) { } Hope you guys understood, I sure didnt, didnt reach that chapter yet in the book .
exar _______________ -Retired april the 19th 2004 |
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Nimravus - Student 
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And shepherds we shall be,
for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti -Nimravus (Quote above is from Boondock Saints...If you didnt know) _______________  Nimravus
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Yun - Ex-Student 
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<i>Who am I? I don't know anymore... It's been so long... My name is Yun, I was a member of the most influential game to ever been setup in Bespin. But, that is not for you to know right now... Let me start from the beginning.</i>
<br><br> There is green... Green and white, and little men dancing around me... It's been like this for hours... The last thing I can remember before this was working on a new weapon for the military.. <br><br> Then a cooing voice came out of no where.. Then kind of voice that would make you want to get up and try to choke the throat of which it came out of,"Wake up Yun... come on, come back to me... Wake up..." <br><br> I started to struggle, but somehow I was restrained... The women said, "Hello. My name is Seraph, but you can call me Doctor. Now if you promise to be nice, I'll let you down, Yun." <br><br> I nodded my head, and relaxed... The docter walked up the tank and pressed a few buttons and I slowly floated down to the bottom, and the glass door opened.. I stepped out, and immediatly fell over. <br><br> She leaned down over me and smiled, "You'll be a little disoriented for a few minutes. While you are, let me tell you why you are here. Basicly, we need you. This is a game, and we need more instructors. We chose you, because you show good skills we need. So welcome to the Academy." <br><br> <i>Wow, nice body,</i> "Oh stop that..." <i>Come on Yun, I'm your brain, you know you want to look... go ahead</i> "Shutup brain! Now hold on a second..." <i>Okay, I'm just gonna leave you alone then...</i> <br><br> I managed to stand up, and suddenly, my brain decided it was time to leave... I reached out and shoved The doc out of the way and started to run <br><br> The Doc looked suprised, "Maybe you need some more time, to think." She said, as she brought up some sort of rifle and proceeded to blow my head off. My last thought was "Oh good job brain, you just got us killed." <br><br> Then there was green... and white... and those damned little dancing men... <br><br> I woke up several days later, and opened my eyes to find 3 people staring at me... The Docter, Some sort of guy in a funky looking suit, and another guy with a composed look about him... <br><br> "... I don't have any idea whether or the changes had any effect on hi..." She stopped in a mid-sentence when she noticed I was awake. <br><br> "Hello Yun, how do you feel?" The guy in the suit asked. <i>Like crap</i> "Okay," I responded with a blank look on my face, "But I'd like it much more if you could let me go..." <br><br> The guy in the suit laughed and nodded his head towards Seraph, who stepped forward and pressed a few buttons again, and released me from the tube. I fell forward, but this time I wasn't disoriented... I stopped up and shook my head. <br><br> "Good afternoon Yun, won't you please follow me." Said the guy in the suit, who proceeded to turn around and start walking towards an exit. <br><br> After exiting the Medical Bay, we turned left and started walking down a very (very very) long hall... Until we reached a room, the guy in the suit pressed a few buttons in the keypad and the door opened to reveal what looked like a breifing room. "Please, won't you sit down" The suit said, and then motioned to a chair. Once I was seated, he started to talk <br><br> "So, your wondering why your here, how you're still alive..." <br> |
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Lord Freedon Nadd - Ex-Student 
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UNLESS YOU TRY TO DO SOMETHING BEYOND WHAT YOU HAVE ALREADY MASTERED YOU WILL NEVER GROW
(so let's try once to overload the system  ) _______________ Semi-Retired Playing SWG, leading academy guild on Eclipse. Name = Fredir Iaceri |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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Erm, hi..........me here, There was a strange guy on the front page saying post or die so I thought it would be in my best interests to do as he says La de da, whilst I'm here I think I'll have another whinge about my trial. Here goes
GIVE ME MY JOURNEYMAN TRIAL !!!!!!
The next 2 JAT's I see in a server (who aren't busy) I'm gonna jump on and not let em leave until I've been given my trial. _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Tiamat- - Student 
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Masochistic Devil Worship ! _______________ Some people look at earth as a place of injustice, some people look at earth as a prosperous and beautiful place. I on the other hand choose not to look, for I despise it all far too much. My wish is to put a stop to all earthly life and one day I will. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day the earth will burn and all living flesh will perish in the luscious flames of Armageddon. |
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NottaStud - Ex-Student 
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this nice little disturbance in the force i like to visit from time to time http://www.geocities.com/jellywormman/jokes.html
esp the pickup lines! (used without permission, hope he doesnt mind )
"Hey sweetheart, wanna create a disturbance in the Force?" "Wanna see what levitation is really good for?" "Size matters not." "You wouldn't believe what I can do with a lightsaber." "Is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?" "Let's go somewhere and feel the Force together." "C'mon baby, ignite my lightsaber! "Let's Become One with the Force." "How would you like to feel the Power of the Force?" "Would you like to see my lightsaber collection?" "Jedi do it with the Force, you know!" "YOU WILL COME WITH ME..." "I will come with you..." "You know what they say about the size of a man's lightsaber?" "Those aren't the (wo)men you're looking for, I am." of course, why do i need pick up lines? My name should clue you in! -|AM|-NottaStud was here!! Lets here it for the AssMasters, Clan of the Unelite!! |
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Ulic |retired| - Student 
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I can of course bore you all by reciting all kinds of Elvish poems. I prefer however to give you this wise sentence by the famous (not) architect Appolodorus:
Abi! et concurbita dessine! He was a wise man, but was executed for saying this to the future emperor Hadrianus. _______________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam |
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Malk - Student 
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Monkeys are overated??? I think not. Monkeys RULE!!!! _______________ You swing too hard, ass. I Swear!!! |
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Aayla Secura - Ex-Student 
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Best record in the NFL. 8-2. BOOYAH!!!!! |
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Nightcrawl2r - Ex-Student 
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Anything You said right? Well I saw this one across the cyberweb and I found it so amusing I really had to post it!!
Y.O.D.A Sung To the Village People's Y.M.C.A Copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993 (As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker). YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I *MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY* YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you GROWIN', from this food on your plate, I say *WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT* You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A Come and get yourself clean! Come and have a good meal! Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel! YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got *SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM* YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is *MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT* You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A Don't just stand in the rain! You're all covered with mud! come and sample my homemade crud! OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha *HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE* YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be GOING, off to save all your friends? To be TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you *WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK* You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A You should stay here and train! You don't have to save Han! If you do so, you'll lose your hand! You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A. (repeat and fade). Read more of Steven's Star Wars songs at www.theforce.net/songbook! _______________ Lineage: son of Mystique, father of Nocturne. |
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Wotno - Ex-Student |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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in the light of all this, i'd like to point out a thought. this is not my own thought i picked it up somewhere and i cannot remember who said it. but anyway, someone somewhere once said: isn't it funny that the closer we are to the end of our lives, the more patient we get?
i'm not even sure that these are the exact words, but you get the point... just something i found thought provoking, nothing more. thank you, ulic, for those wise words! and now, i wanted to share with you guys something i ran into a couple of days ago: "Apple sues Apple Corp. The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Apple Corporation Sues Itself. [AP] In a move that has industrial analysts scratching their heads, Apple Computers has filed suit against Apple Computers Corporation. The company claims that Apple has violated the Look and Feel of their own machines which has helped to make the company famous. An Apple Spokesperson stated "This is no joke. If we don't protect our copyrighted interface, everyone will use it and we could lose the exclusive right. So it is in our best interests to sue anyone who uses the Macintosh Look and Feel, including ourselves." The spokesperson says Apple has retained the prestigious LA law firm of Kukla, Fran and Ollie to spearhead the lawsuit. Apple's in house lawyers will defend. Long time Apple observer Ernest Dinklefwat stated that this is a sure sign that Apple has too many lawyers and not enough engineers. "In the old days Apple depended on its talented engineers to keep ahead of the competition, but now they have lost the edge, as well as their grasp on reality." The industry will be sure to watch this case closely. If Apple wins the suit against itself, this could mean a massive recall of all Macintosh and Lisa computers which will need to be converted to avoid all graphics and desktop metaphors and instead provide a simple terminal-like interface. Such a move would cause a massive digression in the personal computer market. Users of computers would be forced to learn to read, which could cause dangerous literacy among college students and professionals." only one thing to say about that: HUH?? _______________ make install -not war |
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"On the day I was born, all the nurses gathered around, gazed in wide wonder, to the joy they had found......The head nurse spoke up, she said, "Leave this one alone!", she could tell by the way....That I was baaaaaad to the bone !" |
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