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Comments for fun... -doobie - Nov 18 08:58pm |
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I'm bored right now, so I decided it'd be a good time for me to do a crazy idea I've had floating around lately. I want every member of the academy to leave a comment in this news post. It can be anything... saying hello, telling a joke, telling a story, anything... BUT ONLY ONE COMMENT. I wanna see not only how many comments the system can handle, but how many members are actively using the site. So go ahead and post your ONE comment! |
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Nightcrawl2r - Ex-Student 
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Anything You said right? Well I saw this one across the cyberweb and I found it so amusing I really had to post it!!
Y.O.D.A Sung To the Village People's Y.M.C.A Copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993 (As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker). YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I *MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY* YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you GROWIN', from this food on your plate, I say *WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT* You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A Come and get yourself clean! Come and have a good meal! Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel! YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got *SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM* YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is *MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT* You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A Don't just stand in the rain! You're all covered with mud! come and sample my homemade crud! OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha *HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE* YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be GOING, off to save all your friends? To be TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you *WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK* You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A You should stay here and train! You don't have to save Han! If you do so, you'll lose your hand! You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A. (repeat and fade). Read more of Steven's Star Wars songs at www.theforce.net/songbook! _______________ Lineage: son of Mystique, father of Nocturne. |
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Wotno - Ex-Student |
wibble |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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in the light of all this, i'd like to point out a thought. this is not my own thought i picked it up somewhere and i cannot remember who said it. but anyway, someone somewhere once said: isn't it funny that the closer we are to the end of our lives, the more patient we get?
i'm not even sure that these are the exact words, but you get the point... just something i found thought provoking, nothing more. thank you, ulic, for those wise words! and now, i wanted to share with you guys something i ran into a couple of days ago: "Apple sues Apple Corp. The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Apple Corporation Sues Itself. [AP] In a move that has industrial analysts scratching their heads, Apple Computers has filed suit against Apple Computers Corporation. The company claims that Apple has violated the Look and Feel of their own machines which has helped to make the company famous. An Apple Spokesperson stated "This is no joke. If we don't protect our copyrighted interface, everyone will use it and we could lose the exclusive right. So it is in our best interests to sue anyone who uses the Macintosh Look and Feel, including ourselves." The spokesperson says Apple has retained the prestigious LA law firm of Kukla, Fran and Ollie to spearhead the lawsuit. Apple's in house lawyers will defend. Long time Apple observer Ernest Dinklefwat stated that this is a sure sign that Apple has too many lawyers and not enough engineers. "In the old days Apple depended on its talented engineers to keep ahead of the competition, but now they have lost the edge, as well as their grasp on reality." The industry will be sure to watch this case closely. If Apple wins the suit against itself, this could mean a massive recall of all Macintosh and Lisa computers which will need to be converted to avoid all graphics and desktop metaphors and instead provide a simple terminal-like interface. Such a move would cause a massive digression in the personal computer market. Users of computers would be forced to learn to read, which could cause dangerous literacy among college students and professionals." only one thing to say about that: HUH??  _______________ make install -not war |
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"On the day I was born, all the nurses gathered around, gazed in wide wonder, to the joy they had found......The head nurse spoke up, she said, "Leave this one alone!", she could tell by the way....That I was baaaaaad to the bone !" |
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Silencio - Student 
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well, here's my post! can't think of anything funny to write, though... hmmm... monkeys are overrated and not fun to look at... there u go... _______________ Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters |
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Arca - Student |
Hey there everyone....well that's my post done. _______________ ~Arca Jeth~ |
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Raz_Rizzle - Ex-Student |
Hi All,
First post; just trying to contribute to the test. Dont let your meat loaf!! Sya! |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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As far as i know it'd take a few million comments to "overload the system".  I have no stories. All I have for you is sleep.
*zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz* _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Eclipse DKana - Student 
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hi Im here
Couldnt find a funny english Joke  |
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CoolgeryX7 - Ex-Student |
Well lets see................ What can i say???
Well who knows im just a bored guy with nothing to do right now except to find an excuse for not doing my homework.......................... Im also a little sleepy so im going now theres mu comment if u like it fine if u dont then why did u read it? ps Ulic really ispiring coment gave me a lot to think about |
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Archangel - Ex-Student 
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Yes it is absurd Nofrikinfun. Why you gotta be all complicated and have a screwy name. You think you're special or somethin? lol... btw congrats with the new car.
Ok... story, joke... hmm... one comment. Well, there was this one time I was out with some friends. We were all drinkin and getting biligerant... well... hold on. I don't really think this story is appropriate. ok... I guess I'll have to think of another. Hmm... I don't think I have a story that is decent and appropriate... I guess I'll tell a joke. Well this.... nope... not gonna work. No jokes I know are really appropriate either. Hmm... This poses a problem. No story, no joke. What to put down... hmm... I'm bored... thats something. hey... I do have a story... its not that great, but ok. I was with our other beloved academy member Kc. I was chillin at his place when his big bro called. He's a cool guy, drinks a lot, but cool. Well, he called to ask for a ride home. He was very much drunk. So we went out to pick him up at a Hooters. Of course we didn't have a prob with this cause we got to see good looking women and laugh at a bunch of drunk ppl. Well, when we got there they had had like 10 pitchers of beer amoung 7 of them. Some were gone, some were just doin good (this included Ben Kc's brother). There was this one guy sittin at the corner of the table just sittin there makin this horrible noise. If you've ever seen dumb and dumber that noise that Jim Carey makes thats supposed to be the most annoying sound in the world. Well, this was a little worse, but very similar. So this dude is over in the corner making this god aweful noise and we're talkin to Ben. Well, we find out we have to wait a few for Ben to leave, he has something he's gotta do before we take him home. So we're waiting and waiting and we find out that hes waiting for his waitress to get off work. We then find out that he paid her $75 for her outfit, including undergarmets. We realize that he's way more drunk than hes lettin on.... so anyway, we wait for him and he gets his outfit he wanted so dearly. The girl walks out of the restroom and hands him her clothes... then hes ready to go. Well we take him back to Kc's house. We have this devious plan to make him puke. Ya know the saying 'beer before liquir never been sicker, liquir before beer you're in the clear', well we have a lot of liquir sittin at Kc's house. So we put Ben beside the freezer and he just starts takin out bottles, lookin at them, reading the name and reminisicing. After reading the name in this happy tone like he has good memories of all of them he takes a shot of them. Mind you there is a bottle of Bacardi 151, Lightning 101, Quervo Gold, and a few others. Well all of those are pretty strong liquirs if you haven't the slightest clue what I'm talkin about. He comes to the Tequila last. Everyone has a Tequila story he says. He goes on to say it took me a while to get mine. He said all of his buddies had these great Tequila stories. One of them got completely trashed on tequila and ended up in bed with three women. One of them had some other outrageous story about getting so drunk then fighting a whole group of guys at once. I think another had some other outrageous Tequila story. So Ben wants to find his Tequila story right. Well, Ben goes out drinkin Tequila a few times, nothin much happens. He gets drunk and has a little fun followed by sleep like everytime he has gotten drunk before. Well then came the day. Ben got his Tequila story. He didn't end up in bed with three women, or fight a bunch of ppl at once, but it is a decent story. He ended up going to some girls place and drinkin most of a bottle of Quevo Gold (same stuff as whats in the freezer at Kc's). He got real bad and decided he needed to go home. So he starts to walk back to his place, but its rainin or something and he thinks he needs to run home. Well somehow he ended up down in a construction site the opposite direction as his dorm and he can't find his way out. He runs around and runs around tryin to get out of this place. He can't see striaght, much less walk striaght. So everytime he gets to an edge theres a fence. Well finally after like 15 minutes of this he finds his way out, and miraculously finds his dorm. He passes out and woke up the next morning with his Tequila story. Maybe not as good as his friends, but he finally had it. Then he took a shot of Quervo Gold standin there. That boy drank and drank some liquir that night. After all of that beer earlier. After about 3 hours he got to the point where he wasn't feelin so hot anymore, but he still never got sick. We drove him home and he was fine. Amazes me how much he drank and still wasn't doin too bad. So Kc and my plan didn't work, but we got a whole bunch of good drunk stories out of Ben. Most of which aren't appropriate like most of my stories, but the Tequila story wasn't bad. Ok... if any of you are still awake I'd be amazed. But I was bored like I stated above and my connection sucks tonight for some screwy reason so I can't play anyway. So any of you still reading this post get the most valuable information ever givin. The answer to life, the universe and everything else is 42. The question is the hard part. See ya'll. Hopefully on the servers. P.S. Doobie, if you read this, don't let Nofrikinfun treat you like that. Don't let him get away with callin you Boobie. I'm out like the fat kid in dodge ball. Just had to leave my one long post... _______________ A man asked me for a dollar, and I asked him what its for. He said "I have seen them". I said "ok its yours". |
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Hon Accor - Student |
A drunk guy goes up to the hostess at a party, and asks, "do lemons have legs?"
Shes says, "excuse me?" The drunk guy repeats, "do lemons have legs?" "umm, no" replies the woman. The drunk guy says, "Oh, then I think I just squeezed your canary in my drink" hehe BTY - LOOK AT MY MONKEY _______________ Ive been around a long time, but Im still unknown. The sidelines is where I belong I suppose. |
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Shaithis - Ex-Student 
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Im lost. So Ive gone looking for myself. If I should return before I get back, please tell me to wait. |
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AvALON D`Kana - Retired 
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Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. _______________ The World has changed.I feel it in the water...I feel it in the earth...I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost...For none now live who remember it. |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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Genius may have its Limitations, but Stupidity is not thus Handicapped. Ebert Hubbard 1856-1915 _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Eternal_Silence - Ex-Student 
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two tomatoes are cooking in a pot. One tomato says, "boy its hot in here!" the other exclaims "MY GOD A TALKING TOMATO!!!!" |
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NofrikinfuN - Retired 
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Only one comment huh? Well... Umm... Uhh...
Look at my name! Isn't it absurd?! Ha! That should work. |
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[TG]Muffin Man - Ex-Student |
Hello and LOOK AT MY MONKEH!!!!!! |
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Angelous - Ex-Student 
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Do you not fear the awesome power of tile grout?! |
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Vaughn - Student 
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ok, second time... 1st time messed up
Ulic, i could spend my comment saying "that was deep". WHere do you get these lessons? from the heart? your memory? WHERE? ARRGH *brain explodes* *cleans up mess* ok now to my post I have a poem that has been immortalized with me. Its crude, so if you dont like crude stuff, DONT READ THIS! ok Haiku number 666 I am a walrus my tusk glitters gold in the moonlinght peirce your speen and die! ok
now, in responce to the seasons Natures first green is gold her hardest hue to hold her early leaf's a flower but only so an hour then leaf subsides to leaf then Eden turned to greif then dawn goes down to day Nothing Gold can Stay there, i;m done Vaughn _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Devious Koala - Ex-Student |
Biggity bam.
Edit: Nice, Jacen. We posted at the exact same time. |
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Ashmour - Ex-Student 
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Howdy everyone..
One Thing that I liked to start is What is playin in your CD player? I'll Start it off: Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf |
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JAcen LW Solo - Retired 
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Ok, hope you like these chaps as much as I do.
Title: Flying Sheep From: Monty Python's Flying Circus Transcribed By: unknown (A tourist approaches a shepherd. The sounds of sheep and the outdoors are heard.) Tourist: Good afternoon. Shephrd: Eh, 'tis that. Tourist: You here on holiday? Shephrd: Nope, I live 'ere. Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they? Shephrd: Yeh. Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the trees? Shephrd: A fair question and one that in recent weeks 'as been much on my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'. Tourist: Nesting? Shephrd: Aye. Tourist: Like birds? Shephrd: Exactly. It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attmpts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet. <Baaa baaa... flap flap flap ... whoosh ... thud.> Tourist: Yes, but why do they think they're birds? Shephrd: Another fair question. One thing is for sure, the sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. <Baaa baaa... flap flap flap ... whoosh ... thud.> Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their 'eads, there's no shiftin' it. Tourist: But where did they get the idea? Shephrd: From Harold. He's that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. 'e's realized that a sheep's life consists of standin' around for a few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. Tourist: Well why don't just remove Harold? Shephrd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if 'e succeeds. - Jace *Edit* Gahhh. That looks much longer then I thought it would be. Sorry Excellent Idea Ashmour. My CD player is playing: Moby Play/Natural Blues _______________ "Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil .For I am the baddest mofo in the valley" |
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Datheus - Student 
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I like to eat all sorts of stuff... I like Italian ok... I love Chinese, too... but those Chinese... they're just so hard to catch! |
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