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SilkMonkey "SilkMonkey"
Distributor of Cold Ones
Retired| Proud Padawan of Virtue | Former Council Member/Trainer/Knight

Location:  Seattle, WA
Occupation:  SysEngineer | Knight of Bumalot (as proclaimed by Bubu)
Interests:  My wife's happiness
AIM Screenname:  DownTheBarrell45
MSN Address:  dontyouwishyouwereme@hotmail.com
Homepage:  https://twitch.tv/silkmonkey
Padawan of:  Virtue
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  4167

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Jul 04 2012 01:37am

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO GROW A MOUSTACHE.

Mar 29 2010 01:45am

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A PERMIE. :D:D:D
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Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009
Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge :D Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


Apr 09 2009 08:31am

Huxley
 - Retired
 Huxley

hooray!

Mar 27 2007 10:55pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

Here's my *visible* comment #2000 for you, bro. :D

Simply because you're sexeh and have always been a top man as long as I've known you.

BOM CHICKA WOW WOOWW!!

- Virty. :alliance:
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Academy Architect

May 20 2005 05:15pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

w00t! w00t! w00000t!!! I made it! 4000 comments! :D

SilkMonkey...you are a true friend! We've had so many cool chats on MSN, IRC and nice Lando Times in JK2 and JK3. :D You're an overall cool guy, and you deserve all good things coming your way! :)

It is with great pleasure I present to you my comment number 4000! :alliance: Treat it well! :cool:
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


This comment was edited by Virtue on May 20 2005 07:19pm.

May 05 2005 07:30pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

And upon thee I bestow my #6000 comment! :D

We have known each other for a long time so i am proud to give it to you! :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

This comment was edited by DJ Sith on May 06 2005 09:14am.

Dec 27 2003 05:09pm

doobie
 - Jedi Council
 doobie

m00 PWNS DERP!

m00000000000000000000
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-Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament
-I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me


Nov 23 2003 10:04pm

Silent Whisper
 - Retired
 Silent Whisper

Silk is my permanent padawan. mwahahaha pwned!
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"I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order

Apr 18 2003 03:22am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

I would like to make it known the Academy's official position on SilkMonkey:

SilkMonkey is 'tha bomb diggity'. He is six sides of cool.

Carry on. :)
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My car is made of Nerf.


May 18 2005 03:42am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

WELL, IT'S IN-GAME, FOOL!
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slorp

May 17 2005 05:44pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

64 comments to go now! :D I'll keep at it tomorrow. :)
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 17 2005 05:41pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Will do, father :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 17 2005 02:44pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Dude! With this comment I'm only 4000 - 3919 = 81 comments from no. 4000!!! w0000t!!! :D:D:D

I'll try and post at least 10 comments per day. :)
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 16 2005 01:55pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Daddy! Daddy! Can we go fishin' now?! :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 16 2005 05:40am

»L£ViÂTHÂN«
 - Student
 »L£ViÂTHÂN«

KOTOR is so awesome, Jesus I love that game and i played it like 6 times.

Altough the 2nd one ..

>.>
<.<
ew
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LoL! PLZ MINE PLZ LoL! PLZ

May 16 2005 02:37am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

KOTOR
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slorp

May 15 2005 08:46pm

»L£ViÂTHÂN«
 - Student
 »L£ViÂTHÂN«

Hey there Merlin,

I am a new member to The Jedi Academy and similarly I got this game just a few days ago. I am interested in someone teaching me the ideologies, tactics, and stances of the single blade lightsaber style(s). I want to learn this because I really like the idea of being able to take a dual-weilding or staff weilding out just by using a single blade and I am willing to work hard at it so that I can master it to my fullest extent.

Like you, I live on the pacific coast as well in Southern California (although I'm pretty sure the time for us both is the same regardless). I can take learning sessions during the nights and early afternoons (2-4:30) of every weekday during the week and I can attend sessions during the weekend at any time (excluding the early morning-afternoon of Sunday). I hope that you will take me on as a student so that I can learn from you in every way possible :D

With great Appreciation
Xerosis
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LoL! PLZ MINE PLZ LoL! PLZ

May 15 2005 08:28pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

YAAAAY!! :D:D:D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 15 2005 06:45pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Silk...you are my father! :eek:
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 14 2005 11:55pm

Tido
 - Student
 Tido

G'morning gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees!!

May 14 2005 12:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

w00000t!!!! w000000t!!!! w000000000000t!!! I'm almost at 4000 comments now! :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 13 2005 08:40pm

OcarinaLink
 - Student
 OcarinaLink

WOOOHOOOO!!!! IT'S LANDO TIME!!!!!!
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memento mori

May 13 2005 05:46pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

miss you too bro :(

/me bums silkmonkey

ill try to catch ya on msn sometime, the next few months will be pretty hectic for me though :/
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Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009
Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge :D Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


May 13 2005 03:54pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

I DON'T OWE YOU A COMMENT! :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 13 2005 10:53am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

DA CHEAT!
*da cheat*

May 10 2005 11:31pm

Janus
 - Retired
 Janus

Going alright my friend, how're things on your end?
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Be honorable, be friendly, be trustworthy. Show respect to all whom you meet. Don't forget you learn when you win AND when you lose. Be the first to admit mistake AND the first to correct it. Be the shoulder for someone to lean on. Always remember those that sacrificed time to help you. Thank you Odan Wei, Vladarion, 3th, Moridin, n00b, Motrec, Faded, Leif, and Tido, you will not be forgotten as the ones to make you remember, it's all about fun...

May 08 2005 06:42pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

*large truck pulls up in front of silk's house*

*dumps giant tarp on top of silk's car* :P
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

May 06 2005 06:12pm

Vasper Ba'xian
 - Student
 Vasper Ba'xian

Yo M8, Can ya get me the Cheats for 2 player? X-box?
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Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON:).My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.

May 06 2005 06:04pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
 - Student
 NotSoLittleCaesar

/me randomly pets
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Quote:
I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


May 06 2005 03:00pm

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

hahah
skillmonkey

heheheh

May 06 2005 09:38am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

OMG you got it permied!! ROFL! :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

May 06 2005 04:36am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Alrighty, I think I've got the equipment you're looking for. Here's a few excerpts from the operator's manual so you can verify that it has the features you need. :cool:

Quote:
DEAR CUSTOMER:

Thank you for purchasing Ymedacaidej Industries' T-1336, T-1337 or T-1338 model protective/defensive covering device. To ensure that you are able to enjoy your new purchase to the best of its abilities, please familiarize yourself with the contents of this manual.
*snip*
Quote:
FEATURE LIST / TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
- Dimensions: 50 m x 50 m (250 m^2, approx. 800 ft^2) x 6 cm thick
- Sensor radius: 300 m^2 or 350 m^2 (T-1338 SE ONLY)
- Sensor capabilities: Detects inanimate, animate, living, dead, carbon-based, silicon-based, nitrogen-based, ytterbium-based, droid, robotic, volatile, and possibly dangerous objects and can be configured to respond in any way to any combination of the above.
- Defensive capabilities:
+ - Sensor grid, detailed above
+ - Remote keyless entry (remote control included only if requested)
+ - Three (3) SUIDARG-55 variable-load projectile launchers for all your missiling needs
+ - Two (2) SGNIHTTOOHS-4 rapid-fire auto-targetting auto-firing auto-locking auto-reloading auto-friendly-firing blaster emplacements
+ - Secure password system consists of a password of your choice stored in encrypted form - default password is "WOOHOO"
*snip*
Quote:
- Connects to your laptop either directly through Ethernet, FireWire, or USB connections or wirelessly via secure Wireless networking.
*snip*
Quote:
Thanks for choosing us to supply your tarp. We hope that you'll be a return customer. And don't forget to ask about warranties!


So, yeah. Enjoy. And let me know how well it works. :D
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

This comment was edited by tarpman on May 06 2005 04:37am.

May 05 2005 06:44pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Yahooooooooooo!!! :D

(added the extra o's so I wouldn't be sued :P)
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


May 05 2005 04:53pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

*renames you to SkillMonkey* :D

You are now 1337(er)! :D :D :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


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